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Thread: A womans value in this world is directly attached to the man she gets to commit.

post 1560991581 09-11-2018, 07:23 AM
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So last night I banged this single mom of 2, one kid is a young girl and the other is like a 12-13 year old boy(zach). So I go over to her place because I don't want this bitch knowin where I live. Anyway I thought the kids would be gone or something but guess what...they were both there when I got there.

Now Zachary is old enough to know whats goin on, he's heard rumors on the school bus and rumor has it that his mom is a sloot. When I first come in zach gave me this pleading look like "please don't bang my mum" with a Ron Weasly from harry potter voice. Now this is when I should of left, but of course I didn't. So the mom cooks everyone dinner, I took the lion share of the food because i'm hungry and she was actually a decent cook. After that she puts the young one to bed and puts on a movie for Zach to watch. Then she tells him "mommy and her friend are gonna go watch something else".

She wasn't lying: We go to her room and there's a big ass mirror facing her bed. I'm guessing this is a regular thing for her...anyway we smash, she's loud as fuk the whole time, I know Zach can hear everything, this bitch is moaning and screaming. She's not that hot(4-5/10) but I muster through it and bust on her face anyway.

After that i'm ready to fukin bounce, she wants to cuddle and chit but I politely decline. Put on my clothes, go to the kitchen and grab some of Zachary's snacks and ready peace the fuk out of there. But as I was grabing some chips and chit Zach was just standing there in the kitchen looking at me, watching me pillage his snacks. He didn't have a pleading look anymore, it was more a seething hatred look, I glance at him on the way out real quick and say "Your mom's a nice lady, cya kid", he did not respond...just kept that same hateful look on his face. I left with my snacks without saying goodbye to the mom.


In my mind I knew that kid was gonna grow up to be a miscr. My question to all other miscrs of single mothers...How did you cope with situations like this growing up? What was it like? Did you make friends with any of the dudes that smashed your mom or did you take the angry Zach approach?
post 1560991721 09-11-2018, 07:24 AM
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OP has to smash washed up middle aged women.

Her kids are probably laughing at you. I certainly am anyway.
post 1560991791 09-11-2018, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Ryan478327⏩
OP has to smash washed up middle aged women.

Her kids are probably laughing at you. I certainly am anyway.
I'm not picky, I fuk pretty much anything that will let me if it's no strings. My name afterall.
post 1560991811 09-11-2018, 07:25 AM
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smash mum instead so other guys cant.
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post 1560991851 09-11-2018, 07:26 AM
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post 1560991951 09-11-2018, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo⏩
smash mum instead so other guys cant.
This is the only legitimate answer to this thread, repped.
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post 1560992001 09-11-2018, 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
I'm not picky, I fuk pretty much anything that will let me if it's no strings. My name afterall.
You wont be laughing when StinkholePatrol junior is around with his half bro Zachary whilst mummy smash randoms, whilst he waits for you to pick him up.
post 1560992131 09-11-2018, 07:29 AM
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She put on a movie and said “mommy and her friend are going to watch something else” for a teenager? Calling bs on this one.

Ah well who else is gonna carry bolobrahs jock?
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post 1560992141 09-11-2018, 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Ryan478327⏩
You wont be laughing when StinkholePatrol junior is around with his half bro Zachary whilst mummy smash randoms, whilst he waits for you to pick him up.
Nah bro i'm sweet


Tell your mom I said "Sup" zach.
post 1560992441 09-11-2018, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
She put on a movie and said “mommy and her friend are going to watch something else” for a teenager? Calling bs on this one.

Ah well who else is gonna carry bolobrahs jock?
Nah it's real...sad but real. Sloots just don't care these days I guess. Either she's naive and thinks he's too young and innocent to understand or she's just cruel. I think the former, he's right on that cusp of manhood. Like not old enough to be a young man but not young enough to be "just a boy" anymore.

To be honest when I was his age, I knew about sex but alot of my friends didn't. Then again that was forever ago and this is 2018...kids are probably aware much younger nowadays.
post 1560992451 09-11-2018, 07:33 AM
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Single motherfuker.
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post 1560992511 09-11-2018, 07:33 AM
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Remember OP it is not your mom just your turn.
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post 1560992601 09-11-2018, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By TrickHenry⏩
Remember OP it is not your mom just your turn.
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post 1560992731 09-11-2018, 07:36 AM
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I rate this thread 10 amazin's/10 amazin's
post 1560992961 09-11-2018, 07:39 AM
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Jesus dude. How do you not feel bad after that? Are you a sociopath or do you just come in here to get some kind of affirmation that what you did is ok?
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post 1560993221 09-11-2018, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Jesus dude. How do you not feel bad after that? Are you a sociopath or do you just come in here to get some kind of affirmation that what you did is ok?
Bro she's a single mom on tinder looking for dick. Either I give it to her or someone else does. I don't see the problem here, sloots gon sloot man.
post 1560993241 09-11-2018, 07:43 AM
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There is no way she thinks he wouldn’t know. As a female I know when I found out that certain things feel good. Boys are at most a couple years behind.

If not trolling, super shytty mom bringing randoms home when her kid is old enough to know.
They said she's gone too far this time

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post 1560993291 09-11-2018, 07:43 AM
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post 1560993661 09-11-2018, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
There is no way she thinks he wouldn’t know. As a female I know when I found out that certain things feel good. Boys are at most a couple years behind.

If not trolling, super shytty mom bringing randoms home when her kid is old enough to know.
She's older then me so she grew up in a time where most kids did not know all that much about sexuality in their 12-13th year. I give her the benefit of the doubt on this one. Zach defintely knew what was up but she probably think he's still innocent and chit.

She could of been quieter tho while we were smashing. She was unnecessarily loud, that's the part I don't understand. Like if you don't want your kid knowing whats goin on wouldn't you try to be quiet and incognito?
post 1560994131 09-11-2018, 07:53 AM
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They feel the same way when they smash that whore of a mother you got
post 1560995271 09-11-2018, 08:06 AM
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I mean it was a serious thread.

I understand moving the rustle threads into here but this was actually a story that happened and had good discussion quality.

Anyway gonna take a break from misc for awhile if I can't even post up stories about smashin girls anymore lol. I'll try again in awhile I guess.


Oh and before I go here's a pic of the single mom with youngest. She actually had a really nice house, she had a nice car, the kids all had nice toys and chit. She actually seemed like she was kind of rich (no idea how).


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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
I mean it was a serious thread.

I understand moving the rustle threads into here but this was actually a story that happened and had good discussion quality.

Anyway gonna take a break from misc for awhile if I can't even post up stories about smashin girls anymore lol. I'll try again in awhile I guess.


Oh and before I go here's a pic of the single mom with youngest. She actually had a really nice house, she had a nice car, the kids all had nice toys and chit. She actually seemed like she was kind of rich (no idea how).


Don't leave brah, need as many voices and posters as possible here
post 1560996781 09-11-2018, 08:24 AM
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Yeah who you date is gonna be a reflection of you. No wonder I’d rather be single than date an ok chump 🤔 he would kill my credz
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Originally Posted By TinySquats⏩
Yeah who you date is gonna be a reflection of you. No wonder I’d rather be single than date an ok chump he would kill my credz
uhm, hello. who are you?
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Originally Posted By StinkholePatrol⏩
would rather take a dump in my hands and clap then even go near this HOG

she "seemed rich" because she probably worked her ass off to make up for her hideous appearance


melted butter legs, but i guess she is out of your league because you look like someone tried drawing mick jagger with their non dominant hand
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
would rather take a dump in my hands and clap then even go near this HOG

she "seemed rich" because she probably worked her ass off to make up for her hideous appearance


melted butter legs, but i guess she is out of your league because you look like someone tried drawing mick jagger with their non dominant hand
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
uhm, hello. who are you?
Hi I’m TinySquats. I’m not a bum so I’d rather not date one. Tried giving them a chance in the past and their irresponsibility and lack of drive pissed me off.

If you wanna date a chump more power to ya
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Originally Posted By TinySquats⏩
Hi I’m TinySquats. I’m not a bum so I’d rather not date one. Tried giving them a chance in the past and their irresponsibility and lack of drive pissed me off.

If you wanna date a chump more power to ya
i'm PMing you.
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post 1560998481 09-11-2018, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Don't leave brah, need as many voices and posters as possible here
I don't really have a voice anymore, being more or less silenced. Like I said I understand the rustle threads combining into one but this was a legit story.

I'm actually gonna have a follow up story to this one because she's working out a a threesome with me atm. Either she's talking about it to keep me interested or she's serious, either way i'm not smashing her again unless she comes through.

I'll either post it in another community or won't post it all. Undecided atm.

She's kind of a freak, despite looking like a nice girl(ugly).

Pic of girl we're working into threesome.



Originally Posted By TinySquats⏩
Hi I’m TinySquats. I’m not a bum so I’d rather not date one. Tried giving them a chance in the past and their irresponsibility and lack of drive pissed me off.

If you wanna date a chump more power to ya
Post spoon pic or negs. Fraud
Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
i'm PMing you.
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Originally Posted By EnforcerOTF⏩
would rather take a dump in my hands and clap then even go near this HOG

she "seemed rich" because she probably worked her ass off to make up for her hideous appearance


melted butter legs, but i guess she is out of your league because you look like someone tried drawing mick jagger with their non dominant hand
I said she was 4-5/10. It was an easy smash and free food, i'll take it anyday.
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Originally Posted By TinySquats⏩
Hi I’m TinySquats. I’m not a bum so I’d rather not date one. Tried giving them a chance in the past and their irresponsibility and lack of drive pissed me off.

If you wanna date a chump more power to ya
So what do you have to offer a man? I'm talking about a reasonably okay looking dude who is mature, financially stable, not socially awkward, knows how to take care of his family and friends.

Gwan, let's have your credentials.
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