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post 1561015171 09-11-2018, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Mirin CR7's wheels of piss.
post 1561017401 09-11-2018, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Isn't your choice, while made by less, still pretty cookie cutter? There are really only 2 options, have kids... or dont.

You're not exactly original.

I turn 32 tomorrow. I've been with literally 100s of women. Traveled the world extensively. Own 2 mildly successful business... really was just time for a new challenge. My baby girl will be here in 3 weeks.


Not really looking forward to the first 5 yrs tbh, and worried about the loss of free time. I've grown real accustomed to just grabbing a plane ticket and going... but super excited about molding a 6-15 yr old.

Will have twin boys in 2 yrs. Got a connection where I can get it done for 10kish.


Strokes/folks bro. I get you're mostly trolling, but I guess if I was only 11 Phones tall I wouldn't want to pass on my DNA either...
most of the character molding is done before 5, be aware of that.

From 6-15 it's basically brainwashing them to think how you think they should.
post 1561017431 09-11-2018, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
.Agreed.

Imagine a soapy titwank off that.
I already did mate. Brb leaving the kids with grandma to enjoy titifuark time. Feels good mayne.
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post 1561017771 09-11-2018, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Out of interest, how far back should we be tracing our lineage? I once read that something like 1 in 200 men are direct descendants of Ghengis Khan.

Do we stop there? Or do we count all the way back to when we were pond slime?

Either way, it's pretty fukking mind-blowing that so many of today's generation are choosing to suicide millennia after millennia of their own bloodlines history, struggle and evolution.

LMFAO!!!
do you believe in an afterlife?
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post 1561017791 09-11-2018, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SteadyWayfarer⏩
Let's be honest. How relevant are your grand-parents after they die. How often are they mentioned? What about your great-grands? It seems like a lot of people follow this narrative of keeping your bloodline alive, and keeping evolution going etc. in a weird way like they are somehow becoming immortal and defying death.

Again if you want to have kids then do it, but this random appeal to some ancient blood-line and keeping it going for all of history seems delusional to me. No one gives a fuk about people from over a century ago, let alone several millennia ago. I dont even know the names of my great-grands.
Great grand dads are a little less relevant but i am often thankful that my grandfather migrated from Europe by himself at age 15 so that i have the life i do. He wasn't thinking of me at the time but i benefited.

Also every generation forward will know exactly who their ancestors are. 200 years from now some kid may be reading his great great great great granddaddy s posts about fapping to trannys.
post 1561018231 09-11-2018, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
do you believe in an afterlife?
Can't rule it out.
fist yourself
post 1561018771 09-11-2018, 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
OP used to post about his wife and marriage but never does anymore. Does anyone know if he got cucked and divorced?
Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Pls respond. You got married on top of a high-rise building in Oklahoma right OP? What happened? Either your wife is a defective woman who doesn't want children either, or she does and decided they'd be better off growing to over 5'4" so she left.
Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
LOL no one is crying. Just laughing at the ******* idea that you have. Passing on genes is our biological drive. This is literally our basic biological instinct. Do you understand this?


If you don't feel the need to do this then perhaps your genes aren't worthy to be passed on.
It's understandable tho brah, I'd probably feel kind of down on myself and about having a family too if I was divorced before 30 and kept dodging questions about it on the Misc.


There's no need to sell yourself short tho OP, just because it didn't work out the first time doesn't mean that you'll never find real love and happiness


Edit:

LOL @ your butthurt negs you crybaby. Still the biggest bitch on the Misc. Share everything about your personal life, including making your REAL NAME your username, and then cry about it when people ask you to explain yourself.

You're just thankful you don't have to pay child support AND alimony.
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post 1561019381 09-11-2018, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Can't rule it out.
i see. for those of us who do not, bloodline persistence doesn't mean anything. dead is dead
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1561019691 09-11-2018, 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i see. for those of us who do not, bloodline persistence doesn't mean anything. dead is dead
Don't recall saying otherwise.

Just think it's funny that the demise of mankind appears to be coming about in such a pathetically ironic way.
fist yourself
post 1561020361 09-11-2018, 01:03 PM
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Op works at a cell phone kiosk and thinks he can lecture us. JUST LOL. How many sales you make today partner? better skip your breaks so you can scrape by with minimum wage. Once you're done go crawl back to your low income property and poverty dog.
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post 1561021461 09-11-2018, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By InVentive44⏩
Op works at a cell phone kiosk and thinks he can lecture us. JUST LOL. How many sales you make today partner? better skip your breaks so you can scrape by with minimum wage. Once you're done go crawl back to your low income property and poverty dog.
LOL at this. Cute narrative you got there.
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post 1561027761 09-11-2018, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
LOL at this. Cute narrative you got there.
Could say the same about you OP


You don't think that in a thread where you "LOL @ having kids", the fact that your wife divorced you doesn't seem like a relevant detail in why you have this mindset now?

100% cope on your part you sad little man.
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post 1561027991 09-11-2018, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Could say the same about you OP


You don't think that in a thread where you "LOL @ having kids", the fact that your wife divorced you doesn't seem like a relevant detail in why you have this mindset now?

100% cope on your part you sad little man.
lol strong psychoanalysis, Freud

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post 1561028091 09-11-2018, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Surely you aren’t a complete idiot and realize that what separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom is being able to rise above our primal instincts and create society, pursue self interests, etc. if we were anything besides humans you’d have a point. But if every human on this planet did nothing but try to reproduce then we will have accelerated depletion of resources and mass overpopulation due to low intelligence folks like yourself that pop out kids like herp derp it’s mah obligation.
Yeah...because no animals have societies.

herp derp
post 1561028441 09-11-2018, 02:29 PM
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Although i could easily afford it financially, the thought ofneverbeing able to just come home and sit on the misc makes me feel sick.

Sitting and doing nothing at all is one of the GOAT things in life. Im not going to give that up.
post 1561029511 09-11-2018, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Could say the same about you OP


You don't think that in a thread where you "LOL @ having kids", the fact that your wife divorced you doesn't seem like a relevant detail in why you have this mindset now?

100% cope on your part you sad little man.
You can say this made up story all you want but that doesn't make it factual. LMAO at how mad you are. Poverty crew? I'd be mad too if I were you. Gtfo.
Originally Posted By Farley1324⏩
Yeah...because no animals have societies.

herp derp
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post 1561030791 09-11-2018, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
Nah dog, I am just LOLing at the thought of having kids. I am comfortable with my choice not to do it and don't get butthurt when someone has a dissenting opinion. The pro kid crew on the other hand... LMFAO I wonder how many boxes of kleenex these whiny *******s have gone through with all those tears.






Same bro, I would also not be happy being 5'6. Glad we can agree!
Eggs zack phucking lee.

It seems to me the people who are posting in this thread more are the ones who do have kids trying to defend themselves and justify their decision in having kids lol. Guilty much? Maybe unplanned kids? LOL

That's why i said if you wanna have kids, more power to you.

But we are not put on earth to have kids. It's your right to decide whether you want or not. What's next? People are going to say you didn't start life if you don't have a big house with a white picket fence? The phuck?

You guys who wanna have kids, go have them, and be miserable. Or brainwash yourself in thinking this is life when you have a wife, a nagging wife, and 3 or 4 or god forbid 5 or more kids running around and your wallet is drained every week because it all goes to them, and never to yourself.

I still can't put that in my brain. Imagine actually working for other people? Helping your GF i get it, but to get married. Then your wife wants to stay home to take care of the kids and you're actually working to support her and kids??

WHAT THE PHUCK???????

That is the worst life ever.
post 1561031231 09-11-2018, 02:58 PM
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>I am comfortable with my choice
>Start a thread about it on misc or whine about the alternate choice on misc

Pick one
post 1561032731 09-11-2018, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Could say the same about you OP


You don't think that in a thread where you "LOL @ having kids", the fact that your wife divorced you doesn't seem like a relevant detail in why you have this mindset now?

100% cope on your part you sad little man.
this confirmed?
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post 1561033011 09-11-2018, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7⏩
Eggs zack phucking lee.

It seems to me the people who are posting in this thread more are the ones who do have kids trying to defend themselves and justify their decision in having kids lol. Guilty much? Maybe unplanned kids? LOL

That's why i said if you wanna have kids, more power to you.

But we are not put on earth to have kids. It's your right to decide whether you want or not. What's next? People are going to say you didn't start life if you don't have a big house with a white picket fence? The phuck?

You guys who wanna have kids, go have them, and be miserable. Or brainwash yourself in thinking this is life when you have a wife, a nagging wife, and 3 or 4 or god forbid 5 or more kids running around and your wallet is drained every week because it all goes to them, and never to yourself.

I still can't put that in my brain. Imagine actually working for other people? Helping your GF i get it, but to get married. Then your wife wants to stay home to take care of the kids and you're actually working to support her and kids??

WHAT THE PHUCK???????

That is the worst life ever.
i bet you think of you ever decided to be a husband/father you'd be a goat one though
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Originally Posted By Frank
i bet you think of you ever decided to be a husband/father you'd be a goat one though
Tbh no miscer is a good parent, it's an oxymoron.
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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩
You can say this made up story all you want but that doesn't make it factual. LMAO at how mad you are. Poverty crew? I'd be mad too if I were you. Gtfo.





Strong response.
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post 1561033581 09-11-2018, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Tbh no miscer is a good parent, it's an oxymoron.
how would you define "good parent"?
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Originally Posted By Frank
how would you define "good parent"?
not being a degenerate miscer.
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Could say the same about you OP


You don't think that in a thread where you "LOL @ having kids", the fact that your wife divorced you doesn't seem like a relevant detail in why you have this mindset now?

100% cope on your part you sad little man.
Originally Posted By InVentive44⏩
this confirmed?
We're on page 11, good luck brah.
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Originally Posted By 1QWIK7⏩
Eggs zack phucking lee.

It seems to me the people who are posting in this thread more are the ones who do have kids trying to defend themselves and justify their decision in having kids lol. Guilty much? Maybe unplanned kids? LOL

That's why i said if you wanna have kids, more power to you.

But we are not put on earth to have kids. It's your right to decide whether you want or not. What's next? People are going to say you didn't start life if you don't have a big house with a white picket fence? The phuck?

You guys who wanna have kids, go have them, and be miserable. Or brainwash yourself in thinking this is life when you have a wife, a nagging wife, and 3 or 4 or god forbid 5 or more kids running around and your wallet is drained every week because it all goes to them, and never to yourself.

I still can't put that in my brain. Imagine actually working for other people? Helping your GF i get it, but to get married. Then your wife wants to stay home to take care of the kids and you're actually working to support her and kids??

WHAT THE PHUCK???????

That is the worst life ever.
You're a retard srs.

Your typical kissless, FA virgin back-and-white view on this topic is completely useless.

Oh and tell us exactly what are we are put on Earth for? Since you have the universe figured out why don't you drop some knowledge on us.
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Tbh no miscer is a good parent, it's an oxymoron.
lol Don that comment is right up there with op's comment about how he makes more money than everyone.
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Jimmy Neutron Misc Autist back with another 5* quality thread

post 1561041451 09-11-2018, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
lol strong psychoanalysis, Freud

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Originally Posted By InVentive44⏩
this confirmed?
Why don't you be the judge from this neg comment?
Originally Posted By DivorceBrah2.0⏩
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How is this thread still going? What are y'all even arguing about?
I'm back, bitches!
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