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post 1561071221 09-12-2018, 03:51 AM
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Having a chad friend is the most brutal eye-opening experience

It all boils down to this : "Why lift when it's all about the face ?".

Cope as much as you want brahs but it's the plain truth.

My best friend is a chad who has at least 10 girls on permanent rotation and even has the luxury to kick some girls out and inject new ones as he pleases in his harem.

He gets gazed everywhere we go and has at least a 75% success rate on his cold approaches (I've seldom seen him get rejected).

Things is :

-I lift seriously, he barely does it and only has a slightly above average physique.

-I tend to listen, try to being interesting, ask questions and be opened when having conversations with girls while all he does is brag,talk about himself and not even listen to what girls say.

-He does not even remember or know how to properly spell the names of most girls he smashes.

-He does nut put any kind of efforts for his dates : He offers them to grab some drinks in very common places and that's about it.


I'm not jealous at all nor envy him : He was just born with a cute face, has a head full of hair and a squared jawline (no homo).


It's just that the contrast between my experiences with girls and his just underlines the fact that I'm an uglycel.

As an uglycel I have to spend countless efforts and unlimited time and energy just to get girls to start appriciating me (not even talking about liking me).

As an uglycel I have to develop elaborated strategies and jedi-mind tricks just to have my dink wet from time to time.

He does not even recognize himself as a Chad so lately we tried to pick up the same girls at the same time unbeknownst to them (tried it with two different girls) :


Girl 1 with me : Had her number, initiaded conversations to which she barely responded and went NC when I asked her to go on a date with me. Never heard of her again.

Girl 1 with him : Spent whole nights chatting with him on whatsapp agreed to dates and got smashed on the second one. She even prepared him breakfast the following morning after they were done.


Girl 2 with me : She's responsive, initiate conversations and recognize that I was a good human being with a lot of qualities and sometimes sends me some hearts but nothing too serious.

Girl 2 with him : Initiate conversations, sends him "I miss you" texts, gets jealous when he tells her that he wants to smash her friends.


Fukk this gay earth : I'm tired of being an uglycel, I'm tired of spending all my time and energy into smashing 6/10 sloots who can kick me to the curb whenever they feel like.

Might as well stop lifting and rot.


Cliffs :

-If you have a Chad friend you realize how much they got life on easy mode.
-Lifting barely makes any difference when picking up girls if you're an uglycel.
-Girls are as much attracted to aeasthetics as we are.
post 1561071261 09-12-2018, 03:53 AM
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Pics of your Chad friend and pics of the girls pls.
post 1561071321 09-12-2018, 03:55 AM
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It is all about the face and being lean
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post 1561071381 09-12-2018, 03:57 AM
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Lower your standards then and accept a fat ugly pig or celibacy.
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post 1561071411 09-12-2018, 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
It all boils down to this : "Why lift when it's all about the face ?".

Cope as much as you want brahs but it's the plain truth.

My best friend is a chad who has at least 10 girls on permanent rotation and even has the luxury to kick some girls out and inject new ones as he pleases in his harem.

He gets gazed everywhere we go and has at least a 75% success rate on his cold approaches (I've seldom seen him get rejected).

Things is :

-I lift seriously, he barely does it and only has a slightly above average physique.

-I tend to listen, try to being interesting, ask questions and be opened when having conversations with girls while all he does is brag,talk about himself and not even listen to what girls say.

-He does not even remember or know how to properly spell the names of most girls he smashes.

-He does nut put any kind of efforts for his dates : He offers them to grab some drinks in very common places and that's about it.


I'm not jealous at all nor envy him : He was just born with a cute face, has a head full of hair and a squared jawline (no homo).


It's just that the contrast between my experiences with girls and his just underlines the fact that I'm an uglycel.

As an uglycel I have to spend countless efforts and unlimited time and energy just to get girls to start appriciating me (not even talking about liking me).

As an uglycel I have to develop elaborated strategies and jedi-mind tricks just to have my dink wet from time to time.

He does not even recognize himself as a Chad so lately we tried to pick up the same girls at the same time unbeknownst to them (tried it with two different girls) :


Girl 1 with me : Had her number, initiaded conversations to which she barely responded and went NC when I asked her to go on a date with me. Never heard of her again.

Girl 1 with him : Spent whole nights chatting with him on whatsapp agreed to dates and got smashed on the second one. She even prepared him breakfast the following morning after they were done.


Girl 2 with me : She's responsive, initiate conversations and recognize that I was a good human being with a lot of qualities and sometimes sends me some hearts but nothing too serious.

Girl 2 with him : Initiate conversations, sends him "I miss you" texts, gets jealous when he tells her that he wants to smash her friends.


Fukk this gay earth : I'm tired of being an uglycel, I'm tired of spending all my time and energy into smashing 6/10 sloots who can kick me to the curb whenever they feel like.

Might as well stop lifting and rot.


Cliffs :

-If you have a Chad friend you realize how much they got life on easy mode.
-Lifting barely makes any difference when picking up girls if you're an uglycel.
-Girls are as much attracted to aeasthetics as we are.
pic of Chad
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post 1561071471 09-12-2018, 03:59 AM
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also interested in pic of Chad, but I know this feel
post 1561071511 09-12-2018, 04:00 AM
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Take solace in the fact you are woke to the mediocre life of a regularcel and can adjust accordingly.
post 1561071541 09-12-2018, 04:00 AM
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I got a gf, but I work as a bouncer and several of my coworkers are models or could be. I'm big and strong etc and could easily dominate them like twinks, but my face is a 5 at best and it truly is ridiculous how easy it is for them. They don't have to game girls, just have like 30 seconds of shallow small talk and get their number. And girls are constantly approaching them or hanging around to hit on them when one of them checks their ID. Fuk dis ghey Earth.
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post 1561071571 09-12-2018, 04:01 AM
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Lmao op I didn’t even realize I was a Chad until you described how girls treated your friend

Also, the whole lifting when it’s all about the face reminds me of when Nikki glazer roasted the situation. He was showing off his abs or whatever and she’s like yeah that’s all nice but you need to do something about this whole situation and points at her (meaning his) face
post 1561071741 09-12-2018, 04:09 AM
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Wont expose my friend but you can have the pics of sloots we both gamed.

Sloot 1 :



Sloot 2 :



post 1561071841 09-12-2018, 04:12 AM
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Did you sell your account to an FA lol
post 1561071911 09-12-2018, 04:13 AM
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suk his dink

thats the only way
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post 1561071931 09-12-2018, 04:14 AM
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That's life son, play the cards you've been dealt and don't be a whiny *******. Nobody likes a whiny *******

[QUOTE=CityJaeger post_id=1561071741]Wont expose my friend but you can have the pics of sloots we both gamed.

Sloot 1 :

[img]https://i.imgur.com/yJyD291.jpg?1[img]

Sloot 2 :

[img]https://i.imgur.com/UngxapU.jpg?1[img]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/j0jn9Gp.jpg?1[img][/QUOTE]Damn, they could get it
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post 1561071971 09-12-2018, 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee
Did you sell your account to an FA lol
I'm having it hard at the moment bro but don't worry I will never be a FA rotter : I might be average but at least I still get to touch women.
post 1561071991 09-12-2018, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted By tekkenbruh
Damn, they could get it
^srs...you saying these are 6s, OP?
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post 1561072051 09-12-2018, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted By ChknFrydMFer
^srs...you saying these are 6s?
They're not but they don't want me. What I usually get is one notch below that hence the mention of 6s.
post 1561072081 09-12-2018, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
It all boils down to this : "Why lift when it's all about the face ?".

Cope as much as you want brahs but it's the plain truth.

My best friend is a chad who has at least 10 girls on permanent rotation and even has the luxury to kick some girls out and inject new ones as he pleases in his harem.

He gets gazed everywhere we go and has at least a 75% success rate on his cold approaches (I've seldom seen him get rejected).

Things is :

-I lift seriously, he barely does it and only has a slightly above average physique.

-I tend to listen, try to being interesting, ask questions and be opened when having conversations with girls while all he does is brag,talk about himself and not even listen to what girls say.

-He does not even remember or know how to properly spell the names of most girls he smashes.

-He does nut put any kind of efforts for his dates : He offers them to grab some drinks in very common places and that's about it.


I'm not jealous at all nor envy him : He was just born with a cute face, has a head full of hair and a squared jawline (no homo).


It's just that the contrast between my experiences with girls and his just underlines the fact that I'm an uglycel.

As an uglycel I have to spend countless efforts and unlimited time and energy just to get girls to start appriciating me (not even talking about liking me).

As an uglycel I have to develop elaborated strategies and jedi-mind tricks just to have my dink wet from time to time.

He does not even recognize himself as a Chad so lately we tried to pick up the same girls at the same time unbeknownst to them (tried it with two different girls) :


Girl 1 with me : Had her number, initiaded conversations to which she barely responded and went NC when I asked her to go on a date with me. Never heard of her again.

Girl 1 with him : Spent whole nights chatting with him on whatsapp agreed to dates and got smashed on the second one. She even prepared him breakfast the following morning after they were done.


Girl 2 with me : She's responsive, initiate conversations and recognize that I was a good human being with a lot of qualities and sometimes sends me some hearts but nothing too serious.

Girl 2 with him : Initiate conversations, sends him "I miss you" texts, gets jealous when he tells her that he wants to smash her friends.


Fukk this gay earth : I'm tired of being an uglycel, I'm tired of spending all my time and energy into smashing 6/10 sloots who can kick me to the curb whenever they feel like.

Might as well stop lifting and rot.


Cliffs :

-If you have a Chad friend you realize how much they got life on easy mode.
-Lifting barely makes any difference when picking up girls if you're an uglycel.
-Girls are as much attracted to aeasthetics as we are.
This smells like a copypasta straight from Reddit... the spelling is atrocious, and the foreveralone desperation vibes are deplorable.
post 1561072111 09-12-2018, 04:19 AM
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Perhaps it's your personality brah.

You're coming across as more and more beta as time passes.
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post 1561072121 09-12-2018, 04:19 AM
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Hnnnng at the first sloot.

Nothing you can do OP but clean up the rest of the used up trash and leftovers your Chad friend isn't interested in.
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post 1561072211 09-12-2018, 04:21 AM
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[QUOTE=CityJaeger post_id=1561071741]Wont expose my friend but you can have the pics of sloots we both gamed.

Sloot 1 :

[img]https://i.imgur.com/yJyD291.jpg?1[img]

Sloot 2 :

[img]https://i.imgur.com/UngxapU.jpg?1[mg][/QUOTE]chick 1 lookin good ...

is your chad friend white?

are you one of those black guys that talks proper?

are you in the US?

if all of these are "yes", as a black guy that talks proper i have some bad news
post 1561072251 09-12-2018, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
I'm having it hard at the moment bro but don't worry I will never be a FA rotter : I might be average but at least I still get to touch women.
Srs response - I was really ugly as a kid. Dating was on nightmare mode. Life on nightmare mode. People think teachers are objective but honestly they were always better to the good looking kids than me. My life just sucked. Got into lifting, got contacts, got my teeth fixed, dating is pretty easy now. So to me its relative to your personal journey.
Originally Posted By IronBrahh
chick 1 lookin good ...

is your chad friend white?

are you one of those black guys that talks proper?

are you in the US?

if all of these are "yes", as a black guy that talks proper i have some bad news
Some white girls wont f black guys. In my experience with friends stories many of them are curious about the bbc. Culture has changed a lot since 25 years ago.
post 1561072301 09-12-2018, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted By CityJaeger
They're not but they don't want me. What I usually get is one notch below that hence the mention of 6s.
know your place boyo...

6 with a good personality>8 who is a K U N T
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post 1561072361 09-12-2018, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted By eod8989
It is all about the face and being lean/tall
fixed rather be an average looking manmore than some good looking manlet
post 1561072401 09-12-2018, 04:25 AM
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Is ur chad friend black or white? If hes black then ur DEFINITELY an uglycel
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post 1561072461 09-12-2018, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee
Some white girls wont f black guys. In my experience with friends stories many of them are curious about the bbc. Culture has changed a lot since 25 years ago.
Yeah. im trying not to go full incel about it, some white girls wont fk black guys, some white girls got screwed over by some black guys and have "sworn off them", etc.

but in general it seems like for white chicks in the US an average white man > an average black man

again, i dont want this to go full black incel crying about racism etc. but i think if OP is getting chad'ed by a white chad with these white girls he would have to focus on status/money/success instead
post 1561072481 09-12-2018, 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha
Is ur chad friend black or white? If hes black than ur DEFINITELY an uglycel
post 1561072651 09-12-2018, 04:37 AM
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You can't be that ugly. Tell the girls your dick is bigger than Chad's.
post 1561073371 09-12-2018, 04:58 AM
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Suck his poosy soaked cawk and that would sort of be like you had gotten some of the poosy action as well.
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post 1561073401 09-12-2018, 04:59 AM
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we're not friends, *******




























jk we cool bro.
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post 1561073411 09-12-2018, 05:00 AM
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I get the feeling that OP gives desperation vibes off and now he's bitching about his lack of aesthetics for not landing salutes.

Do you need a handkerchief OP?
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