how old are you?
what are your pics on tinder like?
what's your opener on tinder?
how do you close?

[QUOTE=dj924s post_id=1563998611]Read that^^
Look at this
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Waist protrusion that is a gut.
Not knocking her, or you. If that is your thing, roll with it.[/QUOTE]I said MOSTLY flat. It's honestly not my thing though. She was thinner in her tinder pics. Clearly got a case of freshman 15 goin' on. Her ass was quite nice though so its whatever.
Like I said, shes kinda chubby. Not obese. She'd have to weigh 170 to be obese. I lifted her. She's not 170 for sure.


[QUOTE=lilbloaty post_id=1563998741]how old are you?
what are your pics on tinder like?
what's your opener on tinder?
how do you close?[/QUOTE]
I'm 21.
This thread has my tinder pics.
[URL=https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=175787361]https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=175787361[/URL]
(I think I added a couple with a puppy and lost the one of me standing in the sky.)

My formula for tinder pics is to have some combo of the following: A shot with a puppy, or especially cute dog, a kitten will do in a pinch. Doesn't have to be yours, just get a picture with one. A model style headshot. Get a friend who does legit/semi legit photography, or an actual pro. Get some kinda picture that shows status/money. Again, doesn't have to be real. I have a picture of me in a McClaren. It isn't mine. I've told girls it isn't mine. I've picked girls up in a regular sedan and none have said a thing about it. If you have abs get a shirtless shot of you at a beach/pool. If you don't, don't bother.

Your opener isn't super important. Just do something cheeky/flirty that isn't super overused. Misc has a ****load of these lines in other threads.

closing depends on if you want a date or sex. If you want sex just say something like "Hey you wanna get takeout/ watch netflix?" Doesn't matter what. Just end up alone at either your place or hers.
From there, just sit next to her on a couch/bed at some point. Netflix/a movie is the easiest way to do this. Sit directly next to her. Like literally zero space between you. Your best bet is to just put your arm around her immediately and kinda pull her in a bit. 99.9% of the time they will lean on your shoulder/chest.

Just chill like this for a minute or two. Or longer if you are comfy/not in a rush/actually interested in the movie/show. Doesn't super matter unless she has something scheduled after that she has to leave for. (And she shouldn't, because you'll almost certainly be doing this in the evening) Whenever you want to proceed just turn your head and look down at her. If she looks back at you, don't be a beta and look away, this is your greenlight. You can say something cheeky if you want. You could literally say "Hey" You could literally say nothing. If nothing seems natural to you, don't say anything. Doesn't matter, just be confident. Set your hand on her cheek, then lean in and kiss her. If she doesn't look back at you, just set your hand on her cheek, gently turn her head to look at you, and then kiss her. If she isn't down she is gonna make it super obvious right now.

If she kisses you congrats. Just make out with her for a bit then start feeling her ass/tits up. If she doesn't stop you, just keep going for a minute or two and then start pulling clothes off. Congrats you just ****ed a tinder girl.




Just remember this. If she comes to your place or has you over to hers she is DTF 99% of the time.
If you meet in public just chat about whatever and just have fun with whatever you are doing. Treat her like she's your best friend. Tease her a bit, but overall be nice. Don't try to impress her. If you wanna try to bang after ask to go to her/your place for drinks/netflix/music/takeout/anything you can think of. Then proceed with the above.

Good work Op is confirmed not a ****gy

And lol at those questioning her shape
Shes looks like a cute little 18 year old pocket rocket with a juicy ass, thats your bread and butter as a young buck

seems so retarded to me to purposefully seek out a dog to get a pic with it just for tinder lol

Then again every species of animal does stupid chit just to fuk

is mango your favorite fruit or just a nickname?

Honestly. I don't get it. Maybe these pics are weird. Idk. when she wakes up I'll try and get a some pics of her standing in full lighting.
How the **** is that the one thing you got out of that?

Also. Just go play with a puppy and gets some pics. Playing with puppies is fun. Bitches love puppies.
Like. Seriously. They LOVE puppies more than they love chads. Do yourself a favor, get some puppy pics.It's a nickname. I get called Mango in 95% of social groups.

Enjoy your std goals of 2018 OP

I hope your joking , would not want that to be by baby mama , plus 15 guys in 6 weeks just in college X 2 . All those other guys raw dogged too btw. You almost are guaranteed to have syphilis

She is fat. Her ass looks like a butterflied scallop.

Carry on.

[QUOTE=Voluspa post_id=1563999951]Enjoy your std goals of 2018 OP[/QUOTE]Haven't gotten any yet. Been tested recently. Also most of them are no big anyway.

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I hope your joking , would not want that to be by baby mama , plus 15 guys in 6 weeks just in college X 2 . All those other guys raw dogged too btw. You almost are guaranteed to have syphilis[/QUOTE]Not joking. I do believe she's on birthcontrol though.

[QUOTE=Globally post_id=1564000011]She is fat. Her ass looks like a butterflied scallop.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]If thats what you think

[QUOTE=dj924s post_id=1564000041]A waist measurement greater than 85% of a hip measurement for a female is one definition of obese.[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img][/QUOTE]If you honestly think he waist is more than 85% of her hips I'll measure for you when she wakes up.
I seriously, seriously, seriously doubt it's more than 85%. Look at the first picture again. Her hips are like 3" wider than her waist on EACH side.

[QUOTE=DeepGame post_id=1564000121]How beta does someone have to be to write their on a girl they smashed for online approval? And that is not a pawg[/QUOTE]Actually when I wrote on her I was screwing with her. Misc was an after thought.




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Also fuk off we're full.

it's early dogg

If she's sleeping then more pics, need to verify PAWG claim. Either way good job *******, repped.

and?
She's in a bed. Under two blankets in her pajamas. Wouldn't get a good picture for **** right now. I'll see if I can get some more when she gets up.
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lol op enjoy raising a child with a slut

Not gonna happen man.

famous last words. you're cumming inside and trusting a random tinder cum dumpsters word about taking birth control lol.

if she isn't on birth control isn't it much more likely that one of the other 14 guys would get her pregnant?

You are also assuming she wants to keep the kid. More likely to get an abortion.

there's no reason to play the "which is more likely game" when you're talking about a fukking life ruining circumstance dogg. you sound ridiculous.

and lol bitches are fukkin crazy, you're really gonna trust her to get an abortion when she's pregnant?

inb4 you get "that" text. GL.

Gross srs

A life lived in fear is a life half lived. Or something. Idgaf.if you say so.

a life paying child support to a disgusting 18 year old cum dumpster is not a life

18 years tops. And only if she can establish paternity for me.

retard. not replying anymore

OP taking extra classes from misc slayer lilbloaty, I’d say listen to him srs

Damn brah....this is a full blown sloot in her absolute prime. I hope you wrapped up. If she told me that I would have been put off and nexted her ass. But you just started smashing chicks so you're just taking everything and anything but if you continue like this eventually you will want to elevate your conquests.

[QUOTE=dj924s post_id=1564000041]A waist measurement greater than 85% of a hip measurement for a female is one definition of obese.[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img][/QUOTE]32" waist 44" hips.
72.7% < 85% = not obese.
didn't get any new pics of her though. Oh well.

[QUOTE=lilbloaty post_id=1564001231]retard. not replying anymore[/QUOTE]k good.
[QUOTE=Vrykul post_id=1564001331]OP taking extra classes from misc slayer lilbloaty, I’d say listen to him srs[/QUOTE]lulz
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Damn brah....this is a full blown sloot in her absolute prime. I hope you wrapped up. If she told me that I would have been put off and nexted her ass. But you just started smashing chicks so you're just taking everything and anything but if you continue like this eventually you will want to elevate your conquests.[/QUOTE]she told me after. I didn't wrap. Would rather jack off than use a condom. srs

Good job always bang raw only got chlamydia and hpv so far serious so wurf

i wonder how those girls feel about the fact their naked body is on an online forum lol
GJ anyway op.