Nice.

Good job always bang raw only got chlamydia and hpv so far serious so wurf

i wonder how those girls feel about the fact their naked body is on an online forum lol
GJ anyway op.

theres no test for HPV in men tho.



Well I told her I was gonna show the picture to my closest friends and she said that that was cool.
Misc is my closest friends.


that said. I seriously doubt most of them know about it. I certainly didn't tell her. lol

Yes there is try google

Lol I remember your first lay

gjdm

I said MOSTLY flat. It's honestly not my thing though. She was thinner in her tinder pics. Clearly got a case of freshman 15 goin' on. Her ass was quite nice though so its whatever.
Like I said, shes kinda chubby. Not obese. She'd have to weigh 170 to be obese. I lifted her. She's not 170 for sure.





I'm 21.
This thread has my tinder pics.
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=175787361
(I think I added a couple with a puppy and lost the one of me standing in the sky.)

My formula for tinder pics is to have some combo of the following: A shot with a puppy, or especially cute dog, a kitten will do in a pinch. Doesn't have to be yours, just get a picture with one. A model style headshot. Get a friend who does legit/semi legit photography, or an actual pro. Get some kinda picture that shows status/money. Again, doesn't have to be real. I have a picture of me in a McClaren. It isn't mine. I've told girls it isn't mine. I've picked girls up in a regular sedan and none have said a thing about it. If you have abs get a shirtless shot of you at a beach/pool. If you don't, don't bother.

Your opener isn't super important. Just do something cheeky/flirty that isn't super overused. Misc has a ****load of these lines in other threads.

closing depends on if you want a date or sex. If you want sex just say something like "Hey you wanna get takeout/ watch netflix?" Doesn't matter what. Just end up alone at either your place or hers.
From there, just sit next to her on a couch/bed at some point. Netflix/a movie is the easiest way to do this. Sit directly next to her. Like literally zero space between you. Your best bet is to just put your arm around her immediately and kinda pull her in a bit. 99.9% of the time they will lean on your shoulder/chest.

Just chill like this for a minute or two. Or longer if you are comfy/not in a rush/actually interested in the movie/show. Doesn't super matter unless she has something scheduled after that she has to leave for. (And she shouldn't, because you'll almost certainly be doing this in the evening) Whenever you want to proceed just turn your head and look down at her. If she looks back at you, don't be a beta and look away, this is your greenlight. You can say something cheeky if you want. You could literally say "Hey" You could literally say nothing. If nothing seems natural to you, don't say anything. Doesn't matter, just be confident. Set your hand on her cheek, then lean in and kiss her. If she doesn't look back at you, just set your hand on her cheek, gently turn her head to look at you, and then kiss her. If she isn't down she is gonna make it super obvious right now.

If she kisses you congrats. Just make out with her for a bit then start feeling her ass/tits up. If she doesn't stop you, just keep going for a minute or two and then start pulling clothes off. Congrats you just ****ed a tinder girl.




Just remember this. If she comes to your place or has you over to hers she is DTF 99% of the time.
If you meet in public just chat about whatever and just have fun with whatever you are doing. Treat her like she's your best friend. Tease her a bit, but overall be nice. Don't try to impress her. If you wanna try to bang after ask to go to her/your place for drinks/netflix/music/takeout/anything you can think of. Then proceed with the above.

It looks like she moved her wedding ring to her right hand.

HTC Approved

One more burger and she becomes a whale. Average UK girl.

This guy gets it.

western civs finest.

Looks more like an engagement ring and that goes on the right hand sometimes. Or maybe it's a family heirloom.

16 dudes in 6 weeks? God damn, is this how sl00ts are now? I remember when the girl getting caught giving a blowie in the bathroom at a party was a sl00t. These chicks don't even give a fuk anymore...

This has to be a hooker.

Unless I am completely out of touch with the American sex culture, why would a girl let you write your username on her ass and then take pictures of it....what did she think you were going to do?

She told me I was guy number 15 since she went to college. I assume more in highschool.
But either way. I'm number 15 in like....6 weeks for her.
apparently she partied and got ****ed like every night during her first 12 weeks. lol



no idea on cellulite. I think its genetic.

went raw. Came inside. 0 fuks

not a hooker. lol


Well. We made dinner in my apartment. Bought like $20 in groceries for it. But I still have the overwhelming majority of those groceries...so...$5? maybe $7?



Thats not a wedding ring. She's an 18 year old college student.

She told me I was guy number 15 since she went to college. I assume more in highschool.
But either way. I'm number 15 in like....6 weeks for her.
apparently she partied and got ****ed like every night during her first 12 weeks. lol

went raw. Came inside. 0 fuks

16 guys in 1.5 month. Not even pr0nstars get fuked this much.

And you went in raw on that dumpster.


Let that sink in