Dude, as a person that used to date and bang alot of girls. If you want to keep this up you have to cover your willy. You will not last out there more than another year. Praying for you brah, hopefully your tour is not over yet.

"Cellulite" is simply an euphemism for fat.

OP, I'm glad you're getting laid, but quantity and quality need to be in equal (or thereabouts) proportions.

Let than sink in.

you're crazy for going raw, but it's your dick not mine.

I hope you have health insurance, because you're going to catch something running up in tinder sloots raw srs

this girl literally has 0 taper from her ribcage through her hips.....literally a short refrigerator.

much better than FA threads

looks clean

o lawd, lol

"LMFAO"

"I don't care lmfao"

"0 ****s given, came inside, so kewl"

Whoopty do, you lost your ****ing virginity 5 months ago and think you're awesome now. Who gives a **** about your brainless sexual escapades. You'll be another statistic soon enough with that idiotic mindset.

missed this post. Repped.

jesus fck OP, you went raw and creampied in an absolute turbo sloot. what could possibly go wrong

Anyone think the chick's body looks a bit like lilbloaty?

agree, if i shaved and did a front shot similar to the one in OP i'd look like i have a way better woman's body than this trash cum dumpster

can't compete with that ass though, i'm on that hank hill time

How is op smashing so many?

OP......are you gonna get checked for stds? lmao

Gonna be real with ya dawg, about to turn 30, married , good job, decent house, rental property, have fun and overall good life. Looking back, creampieing 18 year old tinderonis would not have aided in my current state in life. I would highly discourage this behavior. But I also didnt have the ease that the internet affords now.

you'd rather stayed virgin with mentality like that lmao

fuking retard, can't wait your "I lost my virginity almost a year ago and now I have a baby, my life is ruined, what do i do?"

This. Babynames.com

When you thought you’d get repped for being a chad slayer, but instead are getting rekt and now have herpes.

I’ve been there op, kinda. I’ve smashed a lot of girls from tinder, and bumble. Quality over quantity. Find someone you actually like, these ONS will leave you feeling empty inside. The least you could do is wrap your little chode, fuk man.

Also, where’s the pics of her face at?

[QUOTE=wooosh3 post_id=1564005241]and you went in raw as well..

[im ]ht tps://66.media.tumblr.com /d70e52bf3050a6366be874ef00a73f1e/tumblr_o07801OO9G1rrx5 88o1_2 50.gif[/im g][/QUOTE]I mean condoms don't feel good so....

[QUOTE=scooterbrah post_id=1564005511][img]https://i.imgu r.com/C2NEFQI.gi f[/img][/QUOTE]ok den
[QUOTE=SuperMariBro post_id=1564006511]You cooked dinner at your home with a tinder sl00t?

Christianbalelaughing.jpeg[/QUOTE]technically she cooked it. I mean I helped a little but it was mostly her.
had to eat anyway so why not?


[QUOTE=pengh post_id=1564007011]2 virgins off tinder?


ok[/QUOTE]can confirm at least one of them was a virgin for sure.
but really. Based on their awkwardness, I believed them both.

[QUOTE=EnriqueBrah post_id=1564007141][im g]https://i.imgur.com/7tKpI Xk.gif[/img ][/QUOTE]k
[QUOTE=KingKringe post_id=1564007641]gjdm OP nto exactly a pawg though[/QUOTE]shes white. the ass is fat. shes a girl. PAWG.
[QUOTE=Uhyeahokay post_id=1564010201]This is why I come to this establishment to read riveting tales such as this




[img ]h ttps://i.imgur.com/zHhraNn.gif[/i mg][/QUOTE]hehe ty men
[QUOTE=NukYavlen post_id=1564010211]16 guys in 1.5 month. Not even pr0nstars get fuked this much.

And you went in raw on that dumpster.


Let that sink in[/QUOTE]yeah they do.
[QUOTE=HouseOfISRAEL post_id=1564010671]OP is legit

I would slow down though and worry about quality my man. I banged 40 hoes but could be at 125, but that comes with massive risks.

9 in 5 months is cool but you dont want to get a girl pregnant, get caught lacking, or anything. The most I ever did was 8 last year but I worked full time and did research. Remember get one of these gutter sluts pregnant, then your life is tied to the town whore forever. Unless you go deadbeat or Godly I like to call it ( since gods fathered children and didn't give af about them)



but the first 25 are magical, everything after that is about time and placement[/QUOTE]fair enough honestly
[QUOTE=HoustonMiscer post_id=1564010921]This bih let you write on her? LMFAO! when will it be my turn to be a no avi chad[/QUOTE]In my experience girls have pretty much done whatever I told them to do by the time we got to the ****ing stage.
[QUOTE=Voidgaze post_id=1564011261]This. My ex slooted like that when she was in college too. Just no.

Get tested again OP.[/QUOTE]probablt will in a bit.
[QUOTE=DesiredUser**** post_id=1564011431]Keep smashin and dashin brah. Just be careful, srs[/QUOTE]ty
[QUOTE=FBjuiceboxFTW post_id=1564011451]With all the fine sloots on campus and you smash a bloatlord, rip in piss boyo[/QUOTE]dat ass doe
[QUOTE=TreFo post_id=1564011491]If u were 9 girls deep u'd already would understand how to communicate with women

Unless ur hooking future hookers that just got out of Daddy's house and are playing out repressions

"Emotional decisions are expensive decisions"-WSP


If ur paying more than 60 for less than 15 min ur getting played; I hit a bp mission 1 time no regrets[/QUOTE]not hookers brah. idk how you got the idea that idk how to communicate with women?

[QUOTE=BestAdc post_id=1564011671]Das it mane OP. Raw doggin no problemo since 15 other guys doing it to her a week if she gets preggo just blame it on one of them. Keep slayin dat poosc brah[/QUOTE]I mean the fact that she is not yet pregnant in it of itself is evidence to me that she is on bitch control. lol
[QUOTE=SuperHercules post_id=1564011771]Sorry OP but banging a fridgelet who's been with 15 different guys this month isn't something to brag about

You should probably get tested though[/QUOTE]prolly will
[QUOTE=drvillain post_id=1564012001]Came in to support OP, but you went in raw?

Damn that’s not the way to go. Especially not in an obvious college party sloot[/QUOTE]condoms suck man had to do it
[QUOTE=janglingjack post_id=1564012021]That reminds me, I need to get some cottage cheese on the way home. Thanks brah[/QUOTE]np bro
[QUOTE=BaySeaAnd post_id=1564012231]9 strangers in less than 5 months?

.... dude, you need to re-evaluate your decisions. Miscers like to post dumb chit and the only guys bragging about their number of partners are usually low class. Think about your health brah, slow down and focus on something else.[/QUOTE]you are 100% right. I've got some other issues that lead me into this. I acknowledge this. I acknowledge this is ill advised behavior. I just don't give a fuk. I can't force myself to care man.
[QUOTE=knightofday post_id=1564012591]GJDM props OP, i would most def hit with that booty

And LOL at all the guys in here hating that she told you she fuked 15 dudes in the last couple months AFTER you hit lulz. How the fuk was OP supposed to know?

Dudes in here acting like some of the chicks they hit raw didnt fuk the whole school before they hit lmao They just didnt tell you[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]

But srs OP, going in raw OK, but busting inside?!?!?!?! Please for the love of god stop doing this broham, it will bite you eventually. Cant take their word for it mane, many guys have been got like that. Imagine going from virgin to expecting father in less than 1 year...[/QUOTE]That would suck honestly.
[QUOTE=knightofday post_id=1564012821]Fukk outta here haha. MANY of us have done much much worse numbers than that hahha. OP is 21, prime years for wanting and fuking everything you see. Lighten up bro sheesh

Op finally unlocks the code to getting pussy and youre telling him to slow down haha[/QUOTE]ikr
[QUOTE=SippyCups post_id=1564012881]That reminds me, I was looking for a new fridge, need to compare prices between Amana and Kenmore. Thanks brah[/QUOTE]Get an amana.
[QUOTE=Komisch post_id=1564013101]GJDM.

I'd feel like scrubbing myself with gasoline thinking about the chick i just smashed being with 15 guys in not even 2 months... but, not like u knew before so nothing u can do. I'd bag on you for going in raw, but have done it too and idgaf. Doubt she wants a kid at 18 anyway.[/QUOTE]This is mostly my thoughts.
[QUOTE=Destor post_id=1564014471]Damn I thought this was going to be about the 9th girl you had banged that night. That would be threadworthy[/QUOTE]that would be sticky worthy
[QUOTE=lilbloaty post_id=1564014851]this, i got negged for telling this retard to stop nutting in tinder cum dumpsters and trusting their word. inb4 18 year of child support payments to a girl who ends up having 6 kids with 8 different guys. good job OP[/QUOTE]seriously doubt it. Seriously seriously doubt it
[QUOTE=PoundMobb post_id=1564015361]I literally said "oh ****" out loud when read that. If that's true be careful OP[/QUOTE]yeah
[QUOTE=nm1891 post_id=1564015531]What a classy gal.[/QUOTE]lol no. can't even say that sarcastically






had to split this post in half

kinda yeah
okay.
This is probably true
if shes crazy and does that I'll have a paternity test done. if it is actually mine then I guess I'll have to man up and start a custody war. (Which I'll probably lose. But whatever)not to show on tests. Also straight people very very very very very very very very get aids without sharing needles.
I'll get tested eventually.
the circumference of her ass is 70% of her height in case you were wondering.doubt it.
zero standards would get me a much bigger number. Ironically when I was talking to this girl online/while we were cooking she seemed way less slooty. Was like talking about religion and ****.
Some part of me was actually hoping she'd be a different kind of girl. She actually seemed pretty cool until I realized she was a sloot.
lol
again. Girls pretty much do whatever I tell them so idk if that means much honestly.
yeah.
We're all gonna make it brah. except lilbloaty. hes fuked.
thanks I guess. Didn't really want that label. But it's probably true. lol
most people with herpes are asymptomatic and never know it.
also white men are significantly less likely to catch it. (Doesn't transmit well from female to male. not sure ont he specifics of why white people are more resistant)She was tight. Literally squeezed my dick with her fun hole. I think she does kegel exercises. lol
since this is getting repetitive. See below.
see below
see below
Most were decent. One was a fattyTwo were very very pretty. (The virgins ironically)thanks brah
cellutlite =/= being fat. Being fat makes cellulite first.Haven't yet. But yeah I have healthcare through my uni.
bro her waist is 32 and her hips are 44. That's not even close to what you are describing.
I am FA though honestly. Just an FA that gets tinder girls.
lol
yeah
I was hoping for some misc wisdom in how to translate this to IRL social skills. Which I lack.
yeah I'm tempted to turn that post into a thread. It's pretty much the ultimate tinder guide for FAs/virgins. probably translates into regular dating too.
not much honestly.
no.
dat ass is fiiiine. was tight too. Like really really firm booty.
I literally posted a guide in this thread. Page 3 I think?
eventually
You are 100% right. I don't actually care though. Go figure.
I honestly believe it would be better if I never started this.
see below
I'm not gonna post nudes and a girls face for a couple reasons.
#1 if she ever decides to get her act together, nudes could be damaging to her. I don't have anything against her in particular so I don't see any reason to expose her to that risk.
#2 I don't want to open myself up to a potential "revenge porn" lawsuit.

if you really wanna know what she looks like, look up Lena Paul. She looks pretty similar, and sounds EXACTLY like Lena does. Except a bit younger obviously. Look up Lena's older videos and it is closer.





To all the baby names

Why is this pig letting you write all over her? “Hi, the strangers online won’t believe I banged you without these pics...cool if I draw on your cottage cheese?”

I gave a more of a "I'm claiming my territory" vibe when I said I was gonna do it.

But I mean. The real answer is, she let me do it because I grabbed a sharpie and told her to hold still.

if a girl is having sex with you and you aren't a beta, you can pretty much get her to do anything you want.


That has been my experience anyway.

In all honesty congrats for learning to pickup easily so soon after losing your virginity.

Regarding getting tested, you don't have to do it for yourself. Your health is your business.
You do need to do it for the health of everyone you sleep with and those who they sleep with after you.

What is wrong with you?

Will rep if you strip lilbloaty down and and write Nickmango on his bodacious funbags.

So much truth. I swear to god miscers are blind to the amount of (poor) retouch on the whale 'htc' sloots they post.

I'll do it eventuallly. Takes a couple weeks before stuff is visible on the test anyway
a lot.
not for a thousand admin reps.
yep

15 guys in a month and a half....at 18 years old...



...18 years old









....15 guys



...1 month

I firmly believe that every man needs to go through a phase like this to get it out of their system and be able to emotionally settle down later in life. I see friends now in relationships with good girls who seem to not be able to get over that they did not sleep with enough people when they were younger, now running around with girls 4-5 years their junior on the side and ruining good things because they haven't reached the maturity level to respect their significant other.

GDJM OP, this is how college is supposed to be done, Lord knows I've enthusiastically done worse on more than one occasion.

banged 15 dudes in 5 weeks, lets you scribble all over her like an autistic 4th grader to take pics for an internet forum... strong life choices.

what a time to be alive