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Thread: r/tinder might be the most delusional place on earth

post 1566364131 11-16-2018, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted By catstrat⏩
poster is probably positioned wrong because I doubt the chicks are all 5" and under, but if that's on his profile it surely murders all his odds lol
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post 1566364741 11-16-2018, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted By VTheKing⏩
poster is probably positioned wrong because I doubt the chicks are all 5" and under, but if that's on his profile it surely murders all his odds lol
It's just a backdrop. It's not accurate. Not many rooms have their drop ceiling set at 5'10".

However, it's extremely autistic for him to not realize he's killing any chance of matches by using that as a tinder pic.
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post 1566364981 11-16-2018, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
never making a tinder.
Tried it for the first time a couple weeks go.


Got three matches. Two obviously fake in hindsight. One seemingly real ok looking girl who never responded.
post 1566365131 11-16-2018, 01:40 AM
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Wow what's with all the scarfs and retarded photo editing? All of them except for #4 look like they'd scream with high pitch voices if a cockroach crossed their path. You don't need PUA formulas for fuking photos, just take a nice photo outside with normal clothes and that's it. #4 obviously is around 6ft+ but he doesn't realize women's perception of height is atrocious so they would actually believe that photo with the obviously fake height marks.
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post 1566365281 11-16-2018, 01:46 AM
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well, i see now why i have success with women
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post 1566365321 11-16-2018, 01:47 AM
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I mean, they're not ugly. They just look like they'd be painfully awkward to be around IRL.
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post 1566365421 11-16-2018, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
well, i see now why i have success with women
yea honestly it's gettin easier and easier to get girls. the digital age is turning men into complete soyboys with zero sense of masculinity or understanding of the type of humor that women like.
post 1566365451 11-16-2018, 01:54 AM
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Some of them look autistic but some of them look also like just random dudes. I'm also looking like a random ass dude but I managed to bang some quite decent broads with tinder so why not.
post 1566365471 11-16-2018, 01:57 AM
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never had a girlfriend with 50 and im still thinking im doing something right and suffering from inferior syndrom i need to prove myself im not worthless
post 1566365601 11-16-2018, 02:07 AM
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post 1566366751 11-16-2018, 03:11 AM
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post 1566366791 11-16-2018, 03:15 AM
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post 1566366841 11-16-2018, 03:17 AM
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Bios are so so lame, anything that references the generic tv show you watch and how u want to watch it with them is a sure sign that the guy is a cuck. The best bios are **** braindead ones like 'ball is life', that combined with a handsome guy will reel in the trout.

I just have as mine 'whose comin for some g&t's!' its fairly bad but im not gonna spill my ****ing heart out so I can get laughed at by some broads sitting around with their friends.

Maybe girls like these bios and don't judge them the way a guy would but honestly these guys are the worst.


https://imgur.com/gallery/ctEof1w

What a hero though in fairness. wouldswipe.
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post 1566366901 11-16-2018, 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Potatolifter⏩
Lmfao, all of those guys are going to end up alone living at home in their 50s.
you know thats not true.

They will marry a post-hbb past her prime with battered roast beef/beef jerky and 3 kids from some unknown guy
post 1566366911 11-16-2018, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Weezy32⏩
Howv the **** did he find four midget girls to stand next to....wtf is this convention for ants ?
Im starting to believe some of you are clinically retarded
post 1566366971 11-16-2018, 03:28 AM
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They're just average to below average dudes in every sense... which means they may just as well be ugly as phuck.
post 1566367081 11-16-2018, 03:34 AM
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Meanwhile...

post 1566367211 11-16-2018, 03:39 AM
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Nuff said
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post 1566367521 11-16-2018, 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted By JaegerBrah⏩
LOL @ the manlet including his height measurements in a photo.
5'5"...damn lmao
post 1566368441 11-16-2018, 04:38 AM
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Originally Posted By MiscInformed⏩
It's just a backdrop. It's not accurate. Not many rooms have their drop ceiling set at 5'10".

However, it's extremely autistic for him to not realize he's killing any chance of matches by using that as a tinder pic.
Yeah I assumed it was some joke at the costume party where they made 6' look like 5'6". Guy is clearly not a manlet given all other pictorial evidence. I guess their theory was that women will just notice he's a head taller than all the girls? Like a normal dude height.
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post 1566368461 11-16-2018, 04:39 AM
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Originally Posted By JustMoved24⏩
“How would I describe myself in 3 words?”

(Goes on to write 7-10 words)


Nuff said
I thought that was kinda funny. But then you can't pull off the words he chose, if you are a beta mexican autist artist.
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post 1566368881 11-16-2018, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Meanwhile...

Yep. PUA purchasers on suicide watch when they realize the reality.
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post 1566369041 11-16-2018, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By deathmetal1992⏩
Fkin lol
I went on there posted my Dtf openers and convos

All called me fake
Yup. These types are weird. They will have zero success with their method, yet will completely oppose and reject trying a different one.


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post 1566370501 11-16-2018, 05:47 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Meanwhile...

Cot fukin dammit

As a 5'5 brown Manlet who everyone thinks is Moslem and competes in sports to compensate for being wee ......


....I can only imagine the epicness that man lives....

FML
post 1566370631 11-16-2018, 05:49 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Meanwhile...

post 1566370891 11-16-2018, 05:58 AM
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post 1566371031 11-16-2018, 06:00 AM
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i just changed my bio to that

hopefully no females at my work see it
post 1566373891 11-16-2018, 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted By JamesA1990⏩
Tinder is for Chads only, ***Timothy's stay out**
You used to be able to pull decent looking girls even if you were a 6 or 7. now you cant and have to be an 8-9. not sure what changed or why.
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post 1566374061 11-16-2018, 07:02 AM
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even this first guy isn't that bad looking. he could be a chang if he lifts and got better pics that's not of him doing beta things. he lists himself as 5'10" which is pretty much in line with avg height.


https://i.imgur.com/eW8x2ng.png
post 1566376041 11-16-2018, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By JustMoved24⏩
“How would I describe myself in 3 words?”

(Goes on to write 7-10 words)


Nuff said
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