Missionary tries to convert remote island tribe & gets turned into human pincushion.

11-21-2018, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩

Other Christians - he was a martyr
Everyone else - he was an idiot

an idiot martyr, butholiernonetheless..

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11-21-2018, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted By superiorlogic⏩

Mind = blown at the primitive fuks ITT saying he got what he deserved. He's probably done more good in his life than any of you keyboard *******s, half of you are probably uneducated tradies living in trailers that haven't done anything good for anyone or anything in your entire lives. It was a stupid decision on his part but to be glad he got murdered? DERP! SHERD'VE KNWEN BETTER, DERP. Go fuk your sister, hicks.

Yeah..nah. Guy was an absolute jackass. Got exactly what was coming to him for thinking he was some special messenger of God and above the warnings to stay the fuk away. I'm about sick of these little jesus soldiers running around the world getting themselves in trouble.

11-21-2018, 01:05 PM

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Wouldn't we need to coordinate a phalanx in the takeover though because you know those arrows always come from the bushes and the trees we would need full protection from arrows from odd angles.

Remember those people have been memorizing every nook and cranny of that island for 60,000 years and probably mastered every hiding spot and angle possible, its an understatement to say we would be on their turf lol

We would be there with M16s shooting at one group while another shoots one of us in the side of the neck with an arrow or something.

11-21-2018, 01:07 PM

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If you've ever watched YouTube, you know to never phuck with N. Sentinel Island.

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11-21-2018, 01:08 PM

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I do the Missionary position but feel no need to colonize a primitive culture unless it was some thicc bootied savages.

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There are the women on the Island, pic taken on a few friendly exchanges.

Could be a motivation for the miscers interested in invading.

The World’s Most Isolated Tribe Is Known To Engage In Beach Orgies As A Response To Any Form Of Communication

https://edtimes.in/the-worlds-most-i...communication/

11-21-2018, 01:12 PM

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[QUOTE=javiersuka post_id=1566814001][Img]https://i.imgur.com/HWcXtVs.j

There are the women on the Island, pic taken on a few friendly exchanges.

Could be a motivation for the miscers interested in invading.[/QUOTE]Mite have to get an HTC expedition together. I see some promise

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11-21-2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted By Tornach⏩

We should rally and get some miscers to storm that island
#miscisland

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11-21-2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Mite have to get an HTC expedition together. I see some promise

Any Misc. invasion/trip will end up like Vietnam.

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11-21-2018, 01:21 PM

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Indian authorities made a few trips to the island a bid to befriend the tribe in the 1970s.

On one trip, two pigs and a doll were left on the beach. The animals were speared by the tribe and buried along with the doll.

More regular visits occurred in the 1980s which saw teams try to land and leave gifts of coconuts, bananas and bits of iron.

Sometimes, the Sentinelese appeared to make friendly gestures but other times, they would take the gifts into the forest and then fire arrows at the outsiders.

But in 1991, there appeared to be a breakthrough. When officials landed on the island, the tribe gestured for them to bring their gifts and for the first time, approached without weapons.

However, they resumed their hostility again once they attacked a wooden boat with their adzes, a stone axe for cutting wood.

lmao at this quote

But they were also observed engaging in group sex on a beach on March 29, 1970, according to Indian anthropologist, Triloknath Pandit.

He wrote of the scene: 'They all began shouting some incomprehensible words. We shouted back and gestured to indicate that we wanted to be friends. The tension did not ease.

'At this moment, a strange thing happened – a woman paired off with a warrior and sat on the sand in a passionate embrace. This act was being repeated by other women, each claiming a warrior for herself, a sort of community mating, as it were.

'Thus did the militant group diminish. This continued for quite some time and when the tempo of this frenzied dance of desire abated, the couples retired into the shade of the jungle.'

Obviously a vague link to our Bonobo style past where groups would use sex to release tension in hostile situations

why else would they do this lol

11-21-2018, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted By AwkwardRetard⏩

Any Misc. invasion/trip will end up like Vietnam.

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11-21-2018, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩

this is more like it

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11-21-2018, 01:25 PM

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Guess they don't like missionary position

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11-21-2018, 01:26 PM

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It's sad because he was probably trying to do a good thing. But he should have just let them be.

11-21-2018, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩

It's sad because he was probably trying to do a good thing. But he should have just let them be.

Hows that saying? the road to hell is paved with good intentions or something like that.

11-21-2018, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted By hxa⏩

Brah didn't deserve it, you edgy *******s.

Would love to see Americans deliver some freedom and democracy to those savages.

No. They are doing just fine without our misguided assistance.

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11-21-2018, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩

It's sad because he was probably trying to do a good thing. But he should have just let them be.

In his mind he was...but any sane person would see that doing things like this will not end well.

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11-21-2018, 01:35 PM

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you could probably wipe out the whole tribe by dropping a couple dozen bottles of whiskey in a care package on the island

chances are their alcohol addiction tolerance levels are at fatal levels lol

11-21-2018, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted By repsDTGdaily⏩

In his mind he was...but any sane person would see that doing things like this will not end well.

His family probably tried so hard to talk him out of it.

Or maybe he was a douche and was encouraged to go, idk.

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11-21-2018, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩

His family probably tried so hard to talk him out of it.

Or maybe he was a douche and was encouraged to go, idk.

You have a point, lol. Could have even been a dare.

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11-21-2018, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted By ButcherSir⏩

lol @ people here talking like he deserved to die. yes he was pretty stupid but still, he should die for an action like that? NO.
also its pretty stupid those people can kill someone without any consequences. oh well, india...

laws are different on North Sentinal Island, soyo

Originally Posted By Vexidi⏩

Yeah..nah. Guy was an absolute jackass. Got exactly what was coming to him for thinking he was some special messenger of God and above the warnings to stay the fuk away. I'm about sick of these little jesus soldiers running around the world getting themselves in trouble.

so much this

Originally Posted By javiersuka⏩

There are the women on the Island, pic taken on a few friendly exchanges.

Could be a motivation for the miscers interested in invading.

https://edtimes.in/the-worlds-most-i...communication/

That just makes it funnier TBH

That idiot actually thought he could CONVERT THEM TO CHRISTIANITY!!! LMAO!!! Just look at them!! You cant convert that bruh

11-21-2018, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted By ButcherSir⏩

lol @ people here talking like he deserved to die. yes he was pretty stupid but still, he should die for an action like that? NO.
also its pretty stupid those people can kill someone without any consequences. oh well, india...

hey Sherlock, how do the police determine who killed this idiot? Tell me, the witnesses 200 yards away on a boat,. " It was the ones wearing loin cloths".. you are a moron

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Originally Posted By repsDTGdaily⏩

In his mind he was...but any sane person would see that doing things like this will not end well.

Yes I agree

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Originally Posted By digitalchi⏩

"Demographics. North Sentinel Island is inhabited by a group of indigenous people, the Sentinelese. Their population is estimated at between 50 and 400 individuals. They reject any contact with other people, and are among the last people to remain virtually untouched by modern civilization"

lol all we need is 200 Miscers with 9mm and we could take over the island in 2 days

We don't even need weapons. The initial invasion would probably kill 1/3 of the 200 miscers. ( with arrows and spears), buy once we get past the beach ( like d-day), it will be game over for thosw guys. Westerners are probably way bigger and we have more muscle, should have no problem in hans to hand combat.

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11-21-2018, 01:45 PM

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But they were also observed engaging in group sex on a beach on March 29, 1970, according to Indian anthropologist, Triloknath Pandit.

Can't go to an island full of anti-vaxxers and start spreading your diseases

11-21-2018, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩

Those islanders have a very strict immigration policy.

Lmao

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11-21-2018, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted By MrAWatts⏩

Guy is dumb as fuk, hard to feel sympathy when he was basically asking for it. How did he envision a scenario that played out any differently?

Probably thought he was special, that God would protect him, that he’d be some hero who brought them to Christ. He’s not the first or last missionary to risk/lose their lives trying to convert hostile tribespeople.

Now he’ll be considered a martyr and probably inspire others to try the same