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So me and Houstonmiscer are at a bar right now...
So me and Houstonmiscer are at a bar right now...
11-25-2018, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
fuk off you dumb piece of trash. HM is my friend and even if he was an incel virgin he is our incel virgin i will defend him until i die.Houston miscer is an incel virgin, good luck OP
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11-25-2018, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Thanks brah. I look much better when I wear my contacts though.Voidgaze is a lot more aesthetic than I thought he would be no homo
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Thanks Legz. I definitely enjoyed myself more than I expected.Awwwww you guys are so cute! So cool to have another Miscer meet up. Glad you guys had fun
Not gonna lie, I started the night off as a complete autist lol. I was solid once I got past my first drink though.
Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
Not a chance brah. The one in the pic was thirsty as fuk though.Fukken ded at these pics just LMAO.
This thread didn't reach full potential tho. Where are the pics of you two spit roasting that ugly heffer?
This thread didn't reach full potential tho. Where are the pics of you two spit roasting that ugly heffer?
Originally Posted By AcetylCoA⏩
I started off with an IPA, then got whiskey and coke.I’m interested in knowing what drinks y’all ordered and how you liked them
Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Speaking of that...2 chads mackin on sloots
There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.
Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.
I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.
Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
11-25-2018, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Meh, we all have been autists at times. What matters is you had a fun night out.Thanks Legz. I definitely enjoyed myself more than I expected.
Not gonna lie, I started the night off as a complete autist lol. I was solid once I got past my first drink though.
Not gonna lie, I started the night off as a complete autist lol. I was solid once I got past my first drink though.
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Don't just assume that girls are out of your league because of the way they look or how tall they are. Asking and getting shot down is better than not asking and never knowing. Good for you for getting her number!Speaking of that...
There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.
Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.
I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.
Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.
Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.
I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.
Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
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11-25-2018, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Lol dude don't be ridiculous. You text her and ask to meet up for drinks of course. Don't overtext or do austistic bullchet, just ask to meet for drinks and take it from there. You don't need to clearly define it as a date, you don't have to play games or do retarded chet to let her know you're interested. You got the number and trying to get drinks, it's obvious what you're asking.Speaking of that...
There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.
Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.
I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.
Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.
Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.
I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.
Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
Set it up, get some drinks and see whatsup with her. No retarded strategy needed, just go have fun and get to know her. If you're feeling it make a move. That's it.
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Even granny trying to get you laid boy, lets git er done.Don't just assume that girls are out of your league because of the way they look or how tall they are. Asking and getting shot down is better than not asking and never knowing. Good for you for getting her number!
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11-25-2018, 08:39 AM
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So Houstonmiscer already covered most of the story.
Two things stuck out to me when I think about this. The first is that the drunken hag came out to the patio and stared us down earlier that night, and before that I caught her eyeing us when we were sitting inside. I'm almost positive the latina in the first few pics was outside on the patio getting high. I didn't put all of this together until this morning, but I think the ghost hag had been watching us the whole time.
She questioned us both about all kinds of random chit and kept asking "Why are you here?" as if there was a deeper meaning to it all. HM and I answered them fine but she got all sassy with him saying "These are simple questions".
Eventually HM noped out and I took that as my signal to leave. As I walked away I heard her say "I don't know, it seems like you're running away from something". Weird as fuk. Maybe she knows I haven't been paying child support for my 3 baby mamas?
Pics of ghost hag below...
Spoiler!
She's in between me and HM here.
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.
Two things stuck out to me when I think about this. The first is that the drunken hag came out to the patio and stared us down earlier that night, and before that I caught her eyeing us when we were sitting inside. I'm almost positive the latina in the first few pics was outside on the patio getting high. I didn't put all of this together until this morning, but I think the ghost hag had been watching us the whole time.
She questioned us both about all kinds of random chit and kept asking "Why are you here?" as if there was a deeper meaning to it all. HM and I answered them fine but she got all sassy with him saying "These are simple questions".
Eventually HM noped out and I took that as my signal to leave. As I walked away I heard her say "I don't know, it seems like you're running away from something". Weird as fuk. Maybe she knows I haven't been paying child support for my 3 baby mamas?
Pics of ghost hag below...
Spoiler!
She's in between me and HM here.
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.
11-25-2018, 08:42 AM
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[QUOTE=Voidgaze post_id=1567070971]So Houstonmiscer already covered most of the story.
Two things stuck out to me when I think about this. The first is that the drunken hag came out to the patio and stared us down earlier that night, and before that I caught her eyeing us when we were sitting inside. I'm almost positive the latina in the first few pics was outside on the patio getting high. I didn't put all of this together until this morning, but I think the ghost hag had been watching us the whole time.
She questioned us both about all kinds of random chit and kept asking "Why are you here?" as if there was a deeper meaning to it all. HM and I answered them fine but she got all sassy with him saying "These are simple questions".
Eventually HM noped out and I took that as my signal to leave. As I walked away I heard her say "I don't know, it seems like you're running away from something". Weird as fuk.
Pics of ghost hag below...
[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER][img]https://i.imgur.com/hmnD7fu.jpg/img]
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spend a lot of time there.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/ZCirZon.jpg/img][/SPOILER][/QUOTE]Either crazy or on some substances that makes you see stuff and think everything is correlated and has a deeper meaning lol. Just act like you don't know her next time, 90% chance she won't even remember you.
Two things stuck out to me when I think about this. The first is that the drunken hag came out to the patio and stared us down earlier that night, and before that I caught her eyeing us when we were sitting inside. I'm almost positive the latina in the first few pics was outside on the patio getting high. I didn't put all of this together until this morning, but I think the ghost hag had been watching us the whole time.
She questioned us both about all kinds of random chit and kept asking "Why are you here?" as if there was a deeper meaning to it all. HM and I answered them fine but she got all sassy with him saying "These are simple questions".
Eventually HM noped out and I took that as my signal to leave. As I walked away I heard her say "I don't know, it seems like you're running away from something". Weird as fuk.
Pics of ghost hag below...
[b]Spoiler![/b][SPOILER][img]https://i.imgur.com/hmnD7fu.jpg/img]
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spend a lot of time there.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/ZCirZon.jpg/img][/SPOILER][/QUOTE]Either crazy or on some substances that makes you see stuff and think everything is correlated and has a deeper meaning lol. Just act like you don't know her next time, 90% chance she won't even remember you.
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11-25-2018, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
MILF?More pics. Here you can see the Latina milf and then you can also see me just being done. No pics of the withered ghost woman because she isn't worth it
have a good night fellas
have a good night fellas
You forgot about the part Id like to fuk. That looks like a homeless old man that lives under the bridge.
11-25-2018, 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
gdjm on asking for her number, lmfao @ asking about bar tending jobs and spotsSpeaking of that...
There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.
Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.
I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.
Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
There was this cute grill that served our drinks. Thin black chick with a nose piercing, really out going, and very cute.
I mentioned to HM that I thought she was cute, but didn't plan on doing anything about it. She was taller than me and seemed she was outta my league.
Houstonmiscer told me to think of something to say and try it anyways, so I did.
I struck up a conversation then asked for her number so she could keep me posted on bar tending jobs and tell me some other good spots to check out.
Somehow that worked, but now I'm completely dumbfounded at what to do next. Srs. I was expecting to be rejected. Especially since she was taller than me lol.
Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
she looks like a force of evil, legitPics of ghost hag below...
Spoiler!
She's in between me and HM here.
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.
Spoiler!
She's in between me and HM here.
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.
can smell the Bipolar from her through those pics
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11-25-2018, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By PisseninMisc⏩
This is good advice.Lol dude don't be ridiculous. You text her and ask to meet up for drinks of course. Don't overtext or do austistic bullchet, just ask to meet for drinks and take it from there. You don't need to clearly define it as a date, you don't have to play games or do retarded chet to let her know you're interested. You got the number and trying to get drinks, it's obvious what you're asking.
Set it up, get some drinks and see whatsup with her. No retarded strategy needed, just go have fun and get to know her. If you're feeling it make a move. That's it.
Even granny trying to get you laid boy, lets git er done.
Set it up, get some drinks and see whatsup with her. No retarded strategy needed, just go have fun and get to know her. If you're feeling it make a move. That's it.
Even granny trying to get you laid boy, lets git er done.
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11-25-2018, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
you 50 years old, what is that going to do for him?This is good advice.If he ever came out to the North East I'd totally wing woman for him.
If he ever came out to the North East I'd totally wing woman for him.You going to wing man for him at Tuesday night bingo at the senior assisted living facility?
You could introduce him as your grandson
11-25-2018, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
So you posted a pic next to eddie murphy and not void gaze?Pic:
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11-25-2018, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Wot?That woman was looking to bang brah. She was trying to cop a feel when we took the last few pictures. Srs.
Had I not been in the middle, she would've tried the same chit on on you. Notice how awkward I looked in this pic, that's because she was rubbing her old tedds all over me lol.
That place we went to had quite a few old geezers trying to get that 20 years younger experience lol. I knew it was time to bail when you noped the fuk out. That ghost woman cannot handle her booze.My first time experiencing the night life lol.
Had I not been in the middle, she would've tried the same chit on on you. Notice how awkward I looked in this pic, that's because she was rubbing her old tedds all over me lol.
That place we went to had quite a few old geezers trying to get that 20 years younger experience lol. I knew it was time to bail when you noped the fuk out. That ghost woman cannot handle her booze.My first time experiencing the night life lol.
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11-25-2018, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Dat dere is a Gypsy my friend. Never look em in the eye and keep any valuables in check.Pics of ghost hag below...
Spoiler!
She's in between me and HM here.
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.
Spoiler!
She's in between me and HM here.
This one is from the bar Instagram page. It seems like she spends a lot of time there. She's the last one on the right.
Your gun is digging into my hip.
11-25-2018, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
lol I'm very cute and charming. Girls wouldn't have an issue with me trying to get them talking to Voidgaze.you 50 years old, what is that going to do for him?
You going to wing man for him at Tuesday night bingo at the senior assisted living facility?
You could introduce him as your grandson
You going to wing man for him at Tuesday night bingo at the senior assisted living facility?
You could introduce him as your grandson
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Houstonmiscer when you gonna start hitting the gym breh? Just start off small, like 2 days a week, working your ass off for 1 hour each day and then watch what you eat. You got good potential
Also that woman is milfy don't know what these meathead bodybuilders are talking about
Also that woman is milfy don't know what these meathead bodybuilders are talking about
11-25-2018, 10:30 AM
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IN for epic Texas thread!
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11-25-2018, 10:33 AM
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HoustonMiscer seems like a chill fukin dude, lmao if y'all are ever the OKC way hit me up
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11-25-2018, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
at almost 50 ? C'mon, let's be realistic here, what are the chances ? We will need some proof for that, a rear glute spread will suffice.lol I'm very cute and charming. Girls wouldn't have an issue with me trying to get them talking to Voidgaze.
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11-25-2018, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
yea i really need to. been eating like **** and haven't gone to the gym on a consistent basis in 2 months. that pic makes her look bad. not saying she was a certified milf dime but would definitely fuk. idk why she chose to hang around such trash though. the server was fine afHoustonmiscer when you gonna start hitting the gym breh? Just start off small, like 2 days a week, working your ass off for 1 hour each day and then watch what you eat. You got good potential
Also that woman is milfy don't know what these meathead bodybuilders are talking about
Also that woman is milfy don't know what these meathead bodybuilders are talking about
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Originally Posted By AdamSMW⏩
Yes, I am short and petite and have dimples. I get told very frequently IRL that I'm cute.at almost 50 ? C'mon, let's be realistic here, what are the chances ? We will need some proof for that, a rear glute spread will suffice.
Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.yea i really need to. been eating like **** and haven't gone to the gym on a consistent basis in 2 months. that pic makes her look bad. not saying she was a certified milf dime but would definitely fuk. idk why she chose to hang around such trash though. the server was fine af
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Haha nice, I'd have a drink with you brahs if I was in Texas. Looks like you coulda smashed the plus size latina girl if you'd wanted to.
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
I think he was referring to the ghoul-hag she was hanging about withYes, I am short and petite and have dimples. I get told very frequently IRL that I'm cute.
You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.
You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.
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We bragging about hanging out with someone’s grandma now?
Losers let it happen, winners make it happen.
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
huh? i'm not calling myself trash. i'm calling that ghoulish dreaded creature trash.You guys aren't trash. Don't say that about yourself. I do agree that you should start working out and eating healthy. You'll be amazed at how much better it makes you feel.
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
More pics. Here you can see the Latina milf and then you can also see me just being done. No pics of the withered ghost woman because she isn't worth it
have a good night fellas
have a good night fellas
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
whoa man you have been very negative towards me recently. are you ok? what have i done to wrong youWe bragging about hanging out with someone’s grandma now?
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