THATSfunnyOP you look like Wild Bill.






We though eee wuz doppedd. Didn't we? Didn't we think eee waz doppped?

she likely swallowed 100 mens loads.


let that sink in

How is this thread 3 pages and OP still hasn't described how the convo went from "you need hobbies" to "wow I can't believe you've had hundreds of dicks in your mouth"?

He did. You just have to read all the pages.

Anonymous? You have a pic up.....I mean, it isn't a full shot but it isn't exactly incognito either.

anyone want to do the mileage calculation on the length of cawk OPs gf had in her mouth?

also - OP, are we not doing the pic thing anymore?

Exactly. He got what he was asking for.

Ya I'm not a chit poster. I'm red because of one mod negg. Here's my CP.



Either contribute or get lost.

Lmao, she’s not even telling you the half of it. Probably in her head that sounded an okay number. Not even close to the real one. That and what sloot blows but doesn’t get ploughed straight after, so that’s more than one hole she’s been stuffed with an unfathomable amount of times

this, go NC you moron and never look back

No mod neg seen this day.

We have to be politically correct. Your girlfriend is a semen connoisseur or in common nomenclature as a testicular drainage aid.

lets assume avg 5.5inch penis, at 2 thrusts/sec, and being very generous with OP's gf skills, lets average a 5min blowjob to help his ego for each dude.

Comes out to 330,000 inches of dick, or ~62.5 miles of dick.. and remember, that's being very conservative.

No she's very self conscious about her vajj. It took a bit for her to get comfortable with me. She explicitly said the dick sucking was for attention only and she wasn't interested in being touched.

Which is why this dick sucking rampage is all that harder to accept. She comes off as slightly prude and inexperienced. She doesn't even like watching porn. Nor does she masturbate.

But all of a sudden she's queen dick rivaling my favorite pornstar. Like is dis real life brah?

I'm stunned. It's like 2+2=5. It's all so hard to compute nothing makes sense

But is it the best head you've ever received?

No not even. When she gave me her first it was like ramming my knob into a brick wall. Trying wayyy to hard to deepthroat.

Which why I'm so caught off guard. Nothing adds up.

I feel like this is a troll

Yeah. That's tough to swallow (no pun intended).

Srsly though - you can get all the attention you need as a girl by making out/grinding/dressing slooty/flashing a boob here and there.

Damn she blew 300 guys, Well thats about average these days so don't worry about it.

Well if it became a copy pasta I'd be honored. But no, it's not a troll.

You won't. Every time she kisses you, it will be with a mouth that's had 100 dicks and CUM blasted into it.

Some guys like that stupid gagging bullchit.

going to neg on recharge

It's suppose to go down her throat. Not hit the back of it repeatedly.

Thinking back on it. She did seem proud of her job. Asking me how it was. Legitimately told it was good but honestly I was glad it was over. LOL thought it was cute. Like she needed more practice. EL OH fn EL

BJ# 84 checking in, best wishes OP

JFL at taking a sloot out to a nice restaurant unless it's a 10 year + wedding anniversary

OP a little story about your baby of 26 months

She would start by teasing them through their pants, rubbing the growing cock, massaging the balls, squeezing them just a little. She'd do this while kissing them. She wants you to feel her mouth on their mouth before her mouth is on their cock.I want you to think about the warmth and the texture of her tongue...Now imagine that on 100 cawks. The anticipation adds to the pleasure.

Eventually she will take my place on her knees. She is VERY comfortable there. The bruises or carpet burns are war wounds she welcomes. They remind her, like whelps on her ass, of a delightful experience.They are the notches in her headboard so to speak, all 100 dinks

On her knees she would unbuckle their belt, unbutton and unzip their pants, pushing them to the floor. She was so happy to finally see her prize. She would take them in her hand, gently stroking, using her thumb to tease the head of the cawks. When she finally leans forward to lick just the tip, she watches them. The look on their face is priceless. It gives her a rush. With her hands on their thighs and her thumbs rubbing their balls she begins teasing them just a little. Licking gently. Alternating between licking balls and licking just the head of the cock. She loves the way they ALL taste. Shes appreciative of how a cock responds, grows, and hardens more and more with each lick.

Finally, she wraps her lips around them, pausing a moment to taste that wonderful precum, swirling her tongue around as she places the slightest amount of pressure on her lips. When she begins to suck, she expects a response from them and usually get it rather quickly, with growth or hardness, sometimes a moan or a gasp. Shes careful to suck just on the end for a while, making all 100 guys want it more, making them wish for all of her mouth.

Her hands are still working away – rubbing his balls, maybe even squeezing a little. When she finally plunges her head down all the way on him, she imagines the sensation makes him think he will cum right then, but he won’t. She will tug on his sack to make sure that doesn’t happen.

At this point she Hope's his hands have made it to her head. The feel of him running his fingers through her hair and yes, even pulling it, will encourage her all the more. As she bob up and down on their awesome shaft she pay special attention to the amount and speed of her sucking. She want to build him up, not just make him explode. As she feel him getting closer, she back off. She don’t want to rush to the finish. She want this to be the best he ever had.

When ALL 100 of these men finally let go and cum it will be in full force, spraying down her throat, filling her mouth with hot juices. She just loves the taste of it. She want it all and she will keep her lips around all 100 cawks until they give it all to her. She will try to keep up and swallow all of it down, but the slightest bit may escape her lips as she gently pulls away from each of these units. Don’t worry. Her tongue won’t let it drip all the way down her chin. She really does want it all, OP.

Stop being insecure, if she sucked 100 dinks that just means she’s good at sucking them and likes sucking them. That means you’ll get you dunk sucked better and more frequently than anyone else.

It just had to be 100 huh?

100 more like 300 lmao