I'm probably just going to wake up at noon, drink a bit, play some video games, cry, and go back to sleep.

Just another day. At least I won't have to work 10 hours on circuit design like normal.

How did a wholesome "lol @ childcel" thread turn into this bickering about faces and sexuality?

Y'all some ****gits

Translation: I'll spend all day in my basement wanking (using tears as lube) into the fleshlight my mother bought me partly out of pity but mostly to mitigate the potential of becoming a future sex offender.

#rekt

I don't have kids but my niece and nephew come to my house like every other day. They're fun to be around. Always running to me wanting to play fight or following me and watch me play Xbox.

Bustacapp's kid - "Daddy, Curtis said that Santa isn't real?

BustaCapp - "Yes, your brother is right, it's true Santa isn't real, you are old enough to know this"

BustaCapp's kid - "So where do the presents come from?"

BustaCapp - "The UK tax payer"

BustaCapp's kid "What's that?"

BustaCapp - "They are like little Elves who go out and work really hard so daddy doesn't have to, so daddy can stay at home and have lots of kids, you see.. we wouldn't be able to have nice things if it was not for the UK tax payer Elves"

Bustacapp's kid- "Why are you not an Elf daddy?"

Bustacapp - "Because daddy hurt his back (lol) and gets something called disability benefits so he doesn't have to be a worker elf and instead the other Elves have to pay for our house, the Ranger Rover, and all our meals and Christmas presents"

BustaCapp's kid "Will i grow up to be an Elf?"

Bustacapp - "Maybe, but people like us don't normally become worker elves because you have to be smart to be an Elf and to be able to afford to buy a house and all these nice things, and for some people it is easier to let the other Elves do all the hard work. How else would daddy be able to go to the gym everyday at 11am and spend all of his time with you and your brother's and sisters if he had to have a proper job?"

Bustacapp's kid "I don't want to be an elf"

BustaCapp "Don't worry! The chances are you will have your own kids at 13 just like me and when you grow up you won't have to be a worker elf, anyway.... go and play with your brother as daddy wants to watch Jeremy Kyle in peace."

That's a lot of time spent to type that up, and it's not even that funny.

BustaCapp must have triggered you hard.

I purchase these special "Christmas Day microwave meals for one". They come with a complimentary tissue, to wipe away the tears. Plus a super sugary, caffeinated dessert to take the edge off the depression.

I'm about to google "Christmas games to play by yourself" to kill boredom after busting out that 4th daily fap.

You must type slow...... and using your logic my post must have triggered you?

Are you on that dole scrounger time as well?

I disagree. I enjoy his writing style, and found it entertaining enough for a light chuckle.

Shut up you homo sapien

Nope and nope.You must be the only one that does, he got 15k posts 33k reps... barely 2:1 ratio...pathetic.

Show me your tits

I will fuk you directly in the mouth if you ever disrespek me like that again srsI'd fuk you in the mouth too, but I'm afraid you'd like it too much, and that would take all the fun out of it.

Well at least you guys are showing your true colours... always suspected as much.

I'm not interested though but thanks for the compliment.

but i'm not the one who is 5'9, 35 years old, and who's 2019 New Year's resolution is to "get rich".... pathetic.

Come back to me when you can fit in a large shirt.

Can't even read? I'm 35 you idiot.

Edit: Nice ninja edit, you said I was 36 initially, lmao don't they teach you how to read anymore at school?

i'll be skiing @ Big Sky during xmas

lol, just lol at what a fat, mailman birther thinks

if you pm me your address i have a nice gold chain that would go well with that unbuttoned white shirt and hairy chest.

No need ghetto style. I look great as I am.

Also:



Are you wearing one of those caps with the small red plastic propellers on top like 7 y old kids wear?

Looks like someone I couldn't trust with my address.

In my avi if you look closely you can see i'm wearing a yellow headband to go with my yellow -t-shirt. What you cannot see is my beige shorts and my white socks which are pulled up to my knees.

I could teach you a few things about fashion.

lol wat a whoreCome back when you can fit a Trojan XL

fist urself.

Your tongue couldn't be any further up Busta's arsehole.

Didn't study your picture that closely, thanks.

Also don't need fashion advice from you, thanks again.If you're so interested in sticking your dik in other men's mouths, I suggest you talk to DirtyDon, he may know a thing or two about that.Location: Crybabyville.

sounds like christmas in the uk is on par with life in the uk

terrible

you can do all that with kids.........