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Thread: Looking forward to LMAO'ing at all the lonely, childless incels this Christmas (SRS)

post 1568537821 12-13-2018, 08:39 AM
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Originally Posted By canonhope⏩
you can do all that with kids.........
Except the last one.
post 1568538101 12-13-2018, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Also don't need fashion advice from you, thanks again.

You're missing out.... a bit of colour here, a bit of colour there and we could have you go from looking like Stavros the local Kebab shop manager to the deafest brutha on the block.
post 1568538291 12-13-2018, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
You're missing out.... a bit of colour here, a bit of colour there and we could have you go from looking like Stavros the local Kebab shop manager to the deafest brutha on the block.


Don't really want to look like this thanks.
post 1568538391 12-13-2018, 08:44 AM
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This thread gave me cancer
I'm back, bitches!
post 1568538501 12-13-2018, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
lol wat a whore

Come back when you can fit a Trojan XL
I can want me to PM you? No homo
post 1568538741 12-13-2018, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩


Don't really want to look like this thanks.
I'm the Alexander Mcqueen of the hood.

I'm all for positivity on the misc, and i want to help you.

Let's start with your height.... 5'9.

I want you to watch the tv series Dog The Bounty Hunter and see how he uses custom made boots / shoes to make him look taller.

After you watch a couple of seasons come back here and we'll make a start on that white shirt.

before you know it, you'll be tall, rich, and have all the ladies.
post 1568538871 12-13-2018, 08:48 AM
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Okay this thread has been fun, but I'm punching out for the day, gotta go do something useful, catch ya later *******s.

Edit: Lmao ^^ @ the ******* above with the height insults, to be continued *******, to BE CONTINUED.

Edit 2: Lol @ the ******* below me, okay bby, just for you, next time wink wink. (no homo)
post 1568539031 12-13-2018, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Okay this thread has been fun, but I'm punching out for the day, gotta go do something useful, catch ya later *******s.
Next time don't come back unless you show us your tits
post 1568539661 12-13-2018, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Okay this thread has been fun, but I'm punching out for the day, gotta go do something useful, catch ya later *******s.

Edit: Lmao ^^ @ the ******* above with the height insults, to be continued *******, to BE CONTINUED.
and never forget that you will always be like a son to me. They may mock your height, mock your shirt, mock that hairy chest, but i'll always be here for you.... i'll never judge you.

You may only be 5'9, but your bigger than a lot of men goddamit!

Don't you ever forget that.
post 1568539701 12-13-2018, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Except the last one.
That could be true but not in my case. I'm REALLY happy with my kid right now.

Tells me I'm the best dad in the world (feels good because my own father was a POS)
still hugs me
lets me know he loves my breakfast croissants
we both love lying on the floor and playing with our two dogs, sometimes I'll pin him down while the pups lick his face and he turns red
from the loling, then we laugh some more because mom is yelling to "get off the floor, you're wearing the new shirt!"

in 6th grade doing well in advance level classes
tells me if he gets in trouble before I find out from his teachers
doesn't ask for too much
doesn't whine about getting a smartphone even when his classmates make fun of his flip phone

old enough to stay home a few nights a week while me and the mrs. go out for margaritas
careers doing fine even though I cut back so I could spend more time with him (trade off is totally worth it to me).
Chaos and apocalypse on us all
Let them burn to dust.

*Mirin your daughters and their daughters teddies crew*
*Scummy crew
post 1568540611 12-13-2018, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted By canonhope⏩
That could be true but not in my case. I'm REALLY happy with my kid right now.

Tells me I'm the best dad in the world (feels good because my own father was a POS)
*** Altruism not even once...
still hugs me
****LOL
lets me know he loves my breakfast croissants
**** IT's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
we both love lying on the floor and playing with our two dogs, sometimes I'll pin him down while the pups lick his face and he turns red from the loling
**** Hopefully this doesn't carry on into adulthood

in 6th grade doing well in advance level classes
***like all the other kids, except BustaCapp's
tells me if he gets in trouble before I find out from his teachers
**** must have a bad home life if getting trouble in class

doesn't ask for too much
**** but still asks
doesn't whine about getting a smartphone even when his classmates make fun of his flip phone
**** shoots up the school in a few years time

old enough to stay home a few nights a week while me and the mrs. go out for margaritas
**** let the fapping session BEGIN!
careers doing fine even though I cut back so I could spend more time with him (trade off is totally worth it to me).
Tells me I'm the best dad in the world (feels good because my own father was a POS)
*** Altruism not even once...
still hugs me
****LOL
lets me know he loves my breakfast croissants
**** IT's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEE! Also only saying that so you'll make his breakfast because he can't be fuced
we both love lying on the floor and playing with our two dogs, sometimes I'll pin him down while the pups lick his face and he turns red from the loling
**** Hopefully this doesn't carry on into adulthood

in 6th grade doing well in advance level classes
***like all the other kids, except BustaCapp's
tells me if he gets in trouble before I find out from his teachers
**** must have a bad home life if getting trouble in class

doesn't ask for too much
**** but still asks
doesn't whine about getting a smartphone even when his classmates make fun of his flip phone
**** shoots up the school in a years time

old enough to stay home a few nights a week while me and the mrs. go out for margaritas
**** let the Mandingo fapping session BEGIN!!!

notsrs *******
post 1568542471 12-13-2018, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Tells me I'm the best dad in the world (feels good because my own father was a POS)
*** Altruism not even once...
still hugs me
****LOL
lets me know he loves my breakfast croissants
**** IT's all about MEEEEEEEEEEEE! Also only saying that so you'll make his breakfast because he can't be fuced
we both love lying on the floor and playing with our two dogs, sometimes I'll pin him down while the pups lick his face and he turns red from the loling
**** Hopefully this doesn't carry on into adulthood

in 6th grade doing well in advance level classes
***like all the other kids, except BustaCapp's
tells me if he gets in trouble before I find out from his teachers
**** must have a bad home life if getting trouble in class

doesn't ask for too much
**** but still asks
doesn't whine about getting a smartphone even when his classmates make fun of his flip phone
**** shoots up the school in a years time

old enough to stay home a few nights a week while me and the mrs. go out for margaritas
**** let the Mandingo fapping session BEGIN!!!

notsrs *******
I didn't write any of that stuff to make you feel bad.
Chaos and apocalypse on us all
Let them burn to dust.

*Mirin your daughters and their daughters teddies crew*
*Scummy crew
post 1568542631 12-13-2018, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By AK5426⏩
I can want me to PM you? No homo
No *******Spoiler!
inbox has room bby
I'm back, bitches!
post 1568542701 12-13-2018, 09:26 AM
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lol this thread is like a broken misc family xmas.

Oy!
Chaos and apocalypse on us all
Let them burn to dust.

*Mirin your daughters and their daughters teddies crew*
*Scummy crew
post 1568542871 12-13-2018, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Nope and nope.



You must be the only one that does, he got 15k posts 33k reps... barely 2:1 ratio...pathetic.
What a sad kunt

You're the type of virgin to make a spreadsheet of all the girls who have spoken to you in life, cause every one knows that's as far chicks go with you ya welfare peasant.

Busta is a dole scrounging sponger too. Tell your kids I said your welcome busta, but let's be honest, they're unlikely to be yours anyway you spermless ogre.
post 1568543701 12-13-2018, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Is that really you in your avi? I seriously hope not, you're one ugly motherfukker. And you look skinny as fuk / like you've never picked up a weight in your whole life.

Also lol @ the idiots / copers (usually no avis) above that hurr durr, I'm having so much fun at age 2x or 3x banging models (most probably false anyway).

But fast forward 20 years when you're 50 and alone on Christmas day because you never had a family / children, and most people will have moved on with their lives and left you behind.

In before some muppet no avi early 20s / mid 20s virgin miscer says: "B-b-b-b-b-but I'll still be banging Victoria's Secret models at 50!"

Fukking LMAO, idiots.
Dude didn’t you say you don’t have kids? I’m confused lol
post 1568543951 12-13-2018, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
No *******Spoiler!
inbox has room bby
Dude just don't tell anybody because this is pretty gay.
Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Who needs a Festivus Airing of Grievances thread when we have this beauty?
=D
post 1568544071 12-13-2018, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By canonhope⏩
I didn't write any of that stuff to make you feel bad.
I think i had a flashback and was triggered by all the talk of you pinning down your son and making your dog lick him until he turns red.

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...5094323&page=1
post 1568544161 12-13-2018, 09:41 AM
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Yeah it kinda sucks. No little kids running around or showing them how to put up Christmas ornaments, or making Christmas cookies.

“With realization of one's own potential and self-confidence in one's ability, one can build a better world."
post 1568544401 12-13-2018, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Who needs a Festivus Airing of Grievances thread when we have this beauty?
Does this happen on the misc? I feel like it would be part hilarious and part frightening.
Currently: Marathon training (Run with Hal - Advanced I); The Work/Body Beast hybrid

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post 1568546281 12-13-2018, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩
you spermless ogre.
Hahahahahahaha
UK/SWISS CREW
post 1568552541 12-13-2018, 11:00 AM
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lol at pretending you won't visit the misc on christmas day
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1568552621 12-13-2018, 11:00 AM
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Ring Samaritans

what that mean?
#thotaudit crew
post 1568552961 12-13-2018, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Brandon556211⏩
Ring Samaritans

what that mean?
Helpline for suicidal people
post 1568553031 12-13-2018, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
lol at pretending you won't visit the misc on christmas day
Not me because I have a real life. lol I should pull a list of all the misers who posted on Thanksgiving. lol life must be boring
Chaos and apocalypse on us all
Let them burn to dust.

*Mirin your daughters and their daughters teddies crew*
*Scummy crew
post 1568553211 12-13-2018, 11:06 AM
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I think this should be the official misc song for all the FA miscers

NDSU Crew
Kansas City Royals Crew
Winnipeg Blue Bombers Crew
Over the Top is the GOAT Movie Crew
HTC 4 life brother!!!

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i love christmas by myself srs

no stress, no drama, no bull **** to deal with. just me, the day to myself and all my own presents srs
post 1568560851 12-13-2018, 12:28 PM
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Lonely childless incel checking in
post 1568561501 12-13-2018, 12:36 PM
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Surprisingly good thread by OP
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