im actually more inclined to believe the supernatural thing that OP said than this China organ harvesting BS

Plane was shot down, and cleaned up to avoid bad press or a hit to tourism in the area.

Is this malaysia flight 370 or 17 *******?

The Evil Seat
by daquietman

Malaysian Flight 370 looked at the evil seat in his hands and felt happy.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his regular surroundings. He had always loved calm Pacific ocean with its orange, open ocean. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Unseen World. Unseen was a happy supernatural with big feet and short legs.

Malaysian gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a wrong, evil, chai drinker with brown feet and tall legs. His friends saw him as a purple, pleasant professional. Once, he had even helped an early pilot cross the road.

But not even a wrong person who had once helped an early pilot cross the road, was prepared for what Unseen had in store today.

The rain hammered like swimming mouse, making Malaysian scared.

As Malaysian stepped outside and Unseen came closer, he could see the snotty smile on his face.

"I am here because I want revenge," Unseen bellowed, in a jolly tone. He slammed his fist against Malaysian's chest, with the force of 1569 snake. "I frigging hate you, Malaysian Flight 370."

Malaysian looked back, even more scared and still fingering the evil seat. "Unseen, I love no evil," he replied.

They looked at each other with pray feelings, like two repulsive, round rat running at a very manic holiday, which had Qur’an music playing in the background and two revenge uncles flying to the beat.

Malaysian studied Unseen's big feet and short legs. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you revenge," he explained, in pitying tones.

Unseen looked shock, his body raw like a comfortable, confused cockpit.

Malaysian could actually hear Unseen's body shatter into 3759 pieces. Then the happy supernatural hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of chai would calm Malaysian's nerves tonight.

THE END







"I feel like I know Malaysian Flight 370. In a way, it feels as though I've always known him."
- The Daily Mirror
"About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits."
- Enid Blith
"Saying the rain hammered like swimming mouse is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."
- Hit the Stars
"It could not do better."
- Ibn Gilali

It's like someone turned on their AI forum bot.

That was actually theotherMalaysia Airlines flight, 100% srsHoly **** that join date. I just negged an OG

Need more neg power

Seems legit

can confirm

i am seagull

Solid links, 5 star thread. Repped.

Is that story from Homepage of the dead fiction fan site?

It's the Russians. pretty obvious

When in doubt, blame Russia. Seems to work for the DNC.

terrible thread

It's more likely that they're all working in a button factory in southern china.

2001 join date and still posts on the misc..


this thread is creepy, are u real op?

Strong thread

is OP full of chit is or there a link in here somewhere that backs up what he's saying?

need to know ASAP because neg cannons are ready

Does it matter? It's a croc of **** anyway. Just like "something happened in 2012".

this is real

real bullchit

of gay stupid piss

smack you in the mouth of ass

out

hmm...after considering this post, it looks like the OP is going to be searching for some missing rep power.

lets not talk about it



srs

idk just a creepy pasta i saw a long time ago, that one always stuck out to me more than any other

Run.

Move to a small town where the rule of law still prevails. You will not survive here.

I thought the pilot names were highly ironic
We tu low
Sum ting wong
Ho lee fuk

Funny.

Obvious Pilot murder/suicide dude was depressed due to marriage/mistress breakdown even his daughter said he wasn't himself