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01-06-2019, 01:07 AM
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01-06-2019, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted By 4North1Side2⏩
pic of you?Having a decent profile makes a world of difference




I got 4
and they all stopped responding
also, are they all from the same city?
what do you set your distance to?
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01-06-2019, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩

Tried that opener on a few last year and I didn’t get those type of responses. I substituted it with “make out with you hard”z you must be a chad lol. I will try it again

01-06-2019, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By NLNFunKti0nz⏩
Do it late on a Friday or Saturday night, preferably in a large city, obviously the bigger the city the better. Buy at least 5 boosts and run them continuously from 10:30pm until 12:30am. If you buy 10 you can extend the time further and boost for a continuous 5 hours. Be prepared to get rejected alot and burn alot of bridges until you find a girl who's up for it.Tried that opener on a few last year and I didn’t get those type of responses. I substituted it with “make out with you hard”z you must be a chad lol. I will try it again
Be liberal with your swipes, and be prepared to lower your standards. Sometimes you can get lucky and find a fairly hot girl (right place, right time) but often it's a 6 at best. Sometimes you get nothing. It largely depends on your location and your looks.
Really, if that doesn't work to get DTF girls, then changing what you say isn't going to matter. If that consistently fails you with the level of girl you want, you need to go the dating route and use proper game.
Generally I'll use it on girls <7 if I am looking for an easy/cheap lay, 7+ I will usually go the dating route as to not burn a bridge. You can use it on 7+ and sometimes it works, but it's a gamble, whereas if you burn a bridge with an <7 girl who cares, there are so many of them that it would be hard to run out of average/above average girls to DTF pitch.
EDIT: Oh and don't substitute with make out with you hard LOL. You asked for a DTF script, part of the appeal is the boldness of it and the fact you're taking the lead (which they'll assume you'll carry over to the bedroom) so go with what I said or 'phuck you hard' etc.
01-06-2019, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By NLNFunKti0nz⏩
first time. bumble. f'd one from tinder a couple nights ago, so already on the board for 2019. omw to meet 2nd one now.Damn jelly. Was this your first time meeting with that girl on text? Or you’ve met her before?
ended up closing #2 (got ninjas, but i think i like her more than others, so will not post). one drink at this bar 'she didn't like' and then i gave her three choices - 'can either go to another place, go back to mine, or could drop her off at home'. she chose to be dropped off at hers. a wave of annoyance washed over me, thinking of the first and sure-shot lay of the night i'd left behind for her. as we got near her place, she suddenly mentions how she 'feels like wine and if i knew of any places in the area'. tell her 'i have some back at mine', but we are already blocks away from hers, so she ended up saying 'that she had some and can just drink there'. ended up parking, and she asks me 'if i'm a good lover' etc. tell her 'yes, i've been told', we walk a few meters more and i turn and kiss her, a block away from her apt complex entrance. arrive, make out in the elevator, heading up, and we are then inside her place, roommates tucked away in their own rooms. then, the rest is history, end up getting only about 4 hours of sleep, but not before going in raw WAT. ABP - Always Be Prepared. Clearly wasn't as I was intending on getting her back to mine, if sex were to happen, where a box of rubbers are always on deck. Woke up, went to Starbucks, gave her a peck goodbye, arrived back at my place, but not before patting my pants down and not being able to find the key to my apt.
edit: girl 1 just txted
01-06-2019, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Ok bruh, I'm going to give you my template and what works for ME. Take what you will from this and make it, YOURS.pic of you?
I got 4
and they all stopped responding
also, are they all from the same city?
what do you set your distance to?
I got 4
and they all stopped responding
also, are they all from the same city?
what do you set your distance to?
This is my profile. It's a bit much but I love me so I'm not changing it.


Your profile should be short, witty, and straight to the point. The less **** you put, the wider you cast your net. You are a salesman and you are just trying to grab a bitches attention.



Don't list your height, instead put "taller than you". Who gives a **** if you are shorter than the bitch, good chance she'll **** with you based off your confidence. I had so many 6' plus bitches messaging me off that comment with the tallest being 6'5" lol. I'm 6ft.
I have Tinder Gold, it's unnecessary but Tinder plus is essential. I've found more success using the Tinder website vs the app. Change your settings to show me most recent active first.
Dedicate a time of day to mass swiping for a few minutes. On the app, you are limited to 2,000 swipes per 12 hours which you can easily do in 30 minutes. Tinder.com has unlimited swipes. Boosts are a must if you really want to win.
Look, if a bitch matches with you, good chance shes interested in you but keep in mind you are competing with dozens of guys at the bare minimum. Women aren't the selective swipers they want you to believe.
A simple "hey" or "wasup" will suffice in alot of cases, you don't have throw her all these corny outlandish lines that I saw alot of times on here to get her attention.
But alot of dudes are saying that so here is your chance to make a good first impression to stand out from the other guys with your initial opener.
I hit them with the Antonio banderas gif to make them laugh then always follow up with a compliment.
If they are smiling in any pic, I hit em with "your smile is everything", "your smile is life"
If they aren't smiling, I replace smile with "your lips" "your eyes".
Trust me fellas, this will make you stick the **** out in her landfill of "heys" and "wassup"
If she's a hoodbooger, trailer trash, or less than attractive, I just put "damn, you are cute"
I do very well in Toronto. I change my radius to how I'm feeling.
The results speak for themselves, I just spam the **** out of bitches with this.
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Just remember in the grand scheme of things, matches, numbers, even dates don't mean **** until you are knee deep in some pussy. Don't get your hopes over nothing. Just have fun with it and take a break when it's not fun anymore.
01-06-2019, 06:25 PM
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^going to try this out. Thanks brah, repped
01-06-2019, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By 4North1Side2⏩


01-06-2019, 10:33 PM
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Tried this and so far got this reply. Fkin terrible start lol


01-06-2019, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By 4North1Side2⏩
what are your other pictures?
do you have a good physique too?
nothing adds up for 7000 matches tbh and we all know bio means nothing
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01-07-2019, 10:21 AM
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01-07-2019, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
From memory I think he had a good physique, though his number of matches comes down to years worth of spoofing around from city to city. Perhaps he also has some algorithmic advantage for having an old account. Hard to say.what are your other pictures?
do you have a good physique too?
nothing adds up for 7000 matches tbh and we all know bio means nothing
do you have a good physique too?
nothing adds up for 7000 matches tbh and we all know bio means nothing
Ultimately, number of matches isn't necessarily a good indicator of someone's profile effectiveness these days as there are too many external variables at play. For example I ran a male model account in Sydney and it only did ~200 matches over the time span of weeks to a month, which included running 10-20 boosts, does that mean he was less attractive than 4North1Side2? Obviously not.
The better indicator is your raw swipe rate, which used to be viewable as a percentage with smart photos enabled and by using the API (unsure if this value is still available? But I'm assuming it is), see here:
https://nordic.businessinsider.com/t...entage-2017-3/
That is the best way to benchmark a profile and it's overall attractiveness, anything else these days is just an exercise in narcissism, as the number of matches at this point in time proves nothing.
01-07-2019, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By BRBMakingMoney⏩
this lmao at dudes believing people with huge match numbers they are just paying to switch around to different citiesFrom memory I think he had a good physique, though his number of matches comes down to years worth of spoofing around from city to city. Perhaps he also has some algorithmic advantage for having an old account. Hard to say.
Ultimately, number of matches isn't necessarily a good indicator of someone's profile effectiveness these days as there are too many external variables at play. For example I ran a male model account in Sydney and it only did ~200 matches over the time span of weeks to a month, which included running 10-20 boosts, does that mean he was less attractive than 4North1Side2? Obviously not.
The better indicator is your raw swipe rate, which used to be viewable as a percentage with smart photos enabled and by using the API (unsure if this value is still available? But I'm assuming it is), see here:
https://nordic.businessinsider.com/t...entage-2017-3/
That is the best way to benchmark a profile and it's overall attractiveness, anything else these days is just an exercise in narcissism, as the number of matches at this point in time proves nothing.
Ultimately, number of matches isn't necessarily a good indicator of someone's profile effectiveness these days as there are too many external variables at play. For example I ran a male model account in Sydney and it only did ~200 matches over the time span of weeks to a month, which included running 10-20 boosts, does that mean he was less attractive than 4North1Side2? Obviously not.
The better indicator is your raw swipe rate, which used to be viewable as a percentage with smart photos enabled and by using the API (unsure if this value is still available? But I'm assuming it is), see here:
https://nordic.businessinsider.com/t...entage-2017-3/
That is the best way to benchmark a profile and it's overall attractiveness, anything else these days is just an exercise in narcissism, as the number of matches at this point in time proves nothing.
tinder fukcs certain accounts hard
also im almost certain theyve made the app withhold messages now as well
not too mention making it so the only way to get matches is to boost and even that number is super limited
also tinder is majority filled with fat and ugly girls now a days
01-07-2019, 09:52 PM
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how the fk do i even find the banderas gif on the tinder app? why i cant just copy and paste a gif, i'll never know
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01-08-2019, 10:18 AM
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getting vibe she took my key, as an excuse to see me again. otherwise, if the housekeeper found it, why didn't she tell me when she'd found it, likely yesterday, than first thing this morning, when there'd be no way the housekeeper would have been there. sneaky girls.

and just lol. this guy was trying to pick up on her before i'd arrived. (prob sent me it to sht test/inflate her value)

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heres a new one im getting on the fukced tinder account
someone explain this to me
now im apparently super liking ugly girls and they are appearing in my matches saying i super liked them
wtf iv never seen the profile
someone explain this to me
now im apparently super liking ugly girls and they are appearing in my matches saying i super liked them
wtf iv never seen the profile
01-08-2019, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
lmao at that.. time to next her or was she hot enough to put up with that crapand just lol. this guy was trying to pick up on her before i'd arrived. (prob sent me it to sht test/inflate her value)
2 dates over weekend went alright, 32yo was a bust, my bad for not feeling her out better first, minefield at this age it seems, most looking for hubby. 22yo was great, smart as hell, went back to hers but got the 'not on the first date' wall and couldn't break it (tips?), amazing teddies though, thought they were fake at first but no scars present. 2nd date planned, she hasn't been replying much to text, but seemed totally interested when we were together.. not sure if she's playing games or not..
Trying out banderas gif on next 10 matches, 5/10 responses so far which is decent i guess, will see if i can get any out though...
any tips for gauging how dtf a chick is if you get rolled into a cv question conversation (job? where from? blbabla), try and throw in a few innuendos or change subject to something in her bio/pics is my go to right now but isn't the best
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Some girls from my city.
You wonder how many of those girls accepted me?. None.
https://imgur.com/a/Qdmb22Z
It's kinda hard to not take things personal, but probably it has to do with me. Now, I am not sure if I'm not attractactive enough, or is the fact that they don't like older guys.
It sucks, but it's the way it is.
You wonder how many of those girls accepted me?. None.
https://imgur.com/a/Qdmb22Z
It's kinda hard to not take things personal, but probably it has to do with me. Now, I am not sure if I'm not attractactive enough, or is the fact that they don't like older guys.
It sucks, but it's the way it is.
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Originally Posted By NotAware⏩
hot + young enough. was also not sent to me randomly and moreso in accordance to reflecting on the night as a whole. plus I made her give me consent on audio (or no fk), and while doing it, like a dumbass, i didn't blacken the screen and she ended up seeing a list of female names spanning from the top of my phone to the bottom, of random audios, which was this close to cock blocking me (but at the same time raising my value ?). suffice to say, she still wanted it. we're having a 'movie' night Thurs.lmao at that.. time to next her or was she hot enough to put up with that crap
Originally Posted By ThemBoness⏩
fairly certain you wouldn't see their profiles if they did not have their age set to at least your ageSome girls from my city.
You wonder how many of those girls accepted me?. None.
https://imgur.com/a/Qdmb22Z
It's kinda hard to not take things personal, but probably it has to do with me. Now, I am not sure if I'm not attractactive enough, or is the fact that they don't like older guys.
It sucks, but it's the way it is.
You wonder how many of those girls accepted me?. None.
https://imgur.com/a/Qdmb22Z
It's kinda hard to not take things personal, but probably it has to do with me. Now, I am not sure if I'm not attractactive enough, or is the fact that they don't like older guys.
It sucks, but it's the way it is.
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Originally Posted By liftyousay⏩
Pretty sure that some chicks don't change the age range. I experienced it, lol.hot + young enough. was also not sent to me randomly and moreso in accordance to reflecting on the night as a whole. plus I made her give me consent on audio (or no fk), and while doing it, like a dumbass, i didn't blacken the screen and she ended up seeing a list of female names spanning from the top of my phone to the bottom, of random audios, which was this close to cock blocking me (but at the same time raising my value ?). suffice to say, she still wanted it. we're having a 'movie' night Thurs.
fairly certain you wouldn't see their profiles if they did not have their age set to at least your age
fairly certain you wouldn't see their profiles if they did not have their age set to at least your age
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Met a cute blonde from tinder, we went for drinks and at the end of the night we made out hard, she ****ing pined me against the wall and I was running my hands over her ass the whole time
she now keeps flaking for a second date. not sure what i did wrong :/
she now keeps flaking for a second date. not sure what i did wrong :/
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Originally Posted By navid93⏩
used to happen to me all of the time. there's no way to pin point what exactly it is, but it is best to only do those type of moves back at your place or hers, and then push for sex, in the sequence youre doing all of that in. try to behave on the first date, maybe even come off as beta, to keep her wondering whether you like her or not afterwards. you clearly showed you do, and now her guard is way up, since she knows what you will try to push for on date 2, getting rid of the mystery they love. she may already have a bf, too, and just wanted a night of flirting with a new guy. again, too many variables as to why, that there's no point in thinking about it all, now, even though i know it is easier said than done. if she didn't ghost, and responded when you tried making a second date, she's gotten the memo youre interested in seeing her again, and as a result, you should stop all contact and allow her to come back to you, whether that's in a week or 3 months time (get busy meeting others!) -- likely won't happen, unless you live outside the city where there are less people, for two reasons: 1) options increasing by the day 2) she only met you once and no real attachment transpired.Met a cute blonde from tinder, we went for drinks and at the end of the night we made out hard, she ****ing pined me against the wall and I was running my hands over her ass the whole time
she now keeps flaking for a second date. not sure what i did wrong :/
she now keeps flaking for a second date. not sure what i did wrong :/
TLDR: you either stand out by sleeping with her on the first date, or making her wonder whether you even like her. both of these will increase your chances at seeing them again, this day and age.
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Originally Posted By navid93⏩
did you smashMet a cute blonde from tinder, we went for drinks and at the end of the night we made out hard, she ****ing pined me against the wall and I was running my hands over her ass the whole time
she now keeps flaking for a second date. not sure what i did wrong :/
she now keeps flaking for a second date. not sure what i did wrong :/
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What the phuck happened to Tinder? I used it for a bit in 2016 and got steady matches here and there with horrible phucking pictures. Now I redownloaded it a few months ago, gotten better pics and it's phucking crickets. I'm not exactly Brad Pitt, but holy phuck I can't be this ugly lmfao. ZERO real matches so far, I've only matched with girls I've already phucked or girls I've met before.
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Originally Posted By brightbrah⏩
They have always been in business to make a profit. I'm willing to bet that most of their profit comes from ad revenue.tinder is owned by a public company, they're in business to make a profit now that it's popular enough
Still, what does this have to do with my ugly ass not getting any matches?
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