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post 1570561051 01-07-2019, 05:06 PM
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The one thing they don't tell you about having kids

You might end up as an emotional bitch from time to time, and may tear up or cry.

Here are some examples from my experience.

Teared up when he was born
Straight up bawling 2weeks later when loving him kicked in
Almost cried when he hummed the entire game of thrones theme song perfectly
Teared up playing Mario Odyssey with him as he tried to sing the song that plays during a particularly nostalgic level
Teared up the first time I came home and got tackled with a hug
Overcome with feels when he gave me a kiss unprovoked

This chit just happens at random guys. Dave Chapelle knows what I'm talking about.



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You have been warned
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post 1570561381 01-07-2019, 05:10 PM
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Just wait till you see yourself in something he does (good or bad)...
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post 1570561391 01-07-2019, 05:10 PM
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I've raised my little sis since Day 1 but haven't experienced this yet. Maybe it'll come when I have my own.
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post 1570561431 01-07-2019, 05:11 PM
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I tear up all the time anymore with schit kids do...hell, also at movies too it seems. Must be a combination of age and test levels thru the roof.
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post 1570561681 01-07-2019, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
I've raised my little sis since Day 1 but haven't experienced this yet. Maybe it'll come when I have my own.
it wasn't your seed even though it is a little bit identical.
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post 1570561941 01-07-2019, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
I've raised my little sis since Day 1 but haven't experienced this yet. Maybe it'll come when I have my own.
It's absolutely different. You'll love and hate how easily youfeelnow
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
I tear up all the time anymore with schit kids do...hell, also at movies too it seems. Must be a combination of age and test levels thru the roof.
HTC members are in tune with their emotions and horniness
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post 1570561951 01-07-2019, 05:18 PM
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can confirm, I am daddy.. almost always catches you off guard too. my son clings to me like a barnacle; I love it. I know he won't be like this forever so trying to cherish times while they last.


bittersweet/10
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post 1570562291 01-07-2019, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By tanofpeace⏩
it wasn't your seed even though it is a little bit identical.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
It's absolutely different. You'll love and hate how easily youfeelnow
interdasting. I look forward to it, srs.

Finding a woman is prob step 1 tho.
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post 1570562501 01-07-2019, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By suprabum⏩
can confirm, I am daddy.. almost always catches you off guard too. my son clings to me like a barnacle; I love it. I know he won't be like this forever so trying to cherish times while they last.


bittersweet/10
Yeah. It gets annoying sometimes, but then you think about the fact that one day it won't happen anymore.

But then you shut that thought up real fukkin quick and body slam the fuk outta that kid!
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post 1570562631 01-07-2019, 05:28 PM
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post 1570562651 01-07-2019, 05:28 PM
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Submitting my application for HTC / Teary-eyed dad's crew. Kids can pull out emotions you never knew you had
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post 1570563481 01-07-2019, 05:40 PM
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I don't really understand happy tears. But that's kinda cute I guess.
post 1570563851 01-07-2019, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Yeah. It gets annoying sometimes, but then you think about the fact that one day it won't happen anymore.

Bit then you shut that thought up real fukkin quick andbody slam the fuk outta that kid!
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post 1570564181 01-07-2019, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I don't really understand happy tears. But that's kinda cute I guess.
I'll make you cry happy tears you fukkin sloot
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post 1570564421 01-07-2019, 05:56 PM
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well this explains why my family is so disappointed in me
post 1570564971 01-07-2019, 06:04 PM
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I wish i can experience this.

But my vasectomy at the end of this month will prevent me from ever having happy tears for kids lol
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Opie is right.

BRB crying because my son handed me his pacifier to share yesterday.
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Raising my wife's and her boyfriend's son right now. I dont have these feels. I only cry when I write the check every month for his day care bill. Im trying to be better though, be a real man and love him as my own. Sometimes when my wife takes the weekend off with her boyfriend and I am watching the little one, I do start to feel like he is my own.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'll make you cry happy tears you fukkin sloot
something tells me you've never been the cause of happy tears
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
Raising my wife's and her boyfriend's son right now. I dont have these feels. I only cry when I write the check every month for his day care bill. Im trying to be better though, be a real man and love him as my own. Sometimes when my wife takes the weekend off with her boyfriend and I am watching the little one, I do start to feel like he is my own.
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post 1570566661 01-07-2019, 06:25 PM
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And as long as you still love them, the feels never end; trust me

My 2 boys are 18 and 21. Both were home from college (I tear up every time they go back) and when the older one went back 2 days ago, younger brother walks up and hugs his big brother (watering just typing this...srs); I had to leave the room.

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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩
Just wait till you see yourself in something he does (good orbad )...
Dude the bad part, it's like next level rage.
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Wait until you drop him off for the first day at school and he’s crying his eyes out watching you leave. Gut punch.
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Originally Posted By Mortar34⏩
Wait until you drop him off for the first day at school and he’s crying his eyes out watching you leave. Gut punch.
No, shut up
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have 6 year old daughter. I know these feels.

kids will make you see the world different. im an emotional ******* when it comes to my daughter and don't care to admit. my world revolves around her
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Dad crew. Can confirm these feels
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Originally Posted By Mortar34⏩
Wait until you drop him off for the first day at school and he’s crying his eyes out watching you leave. Gut punch.
I just dropped my son off at daycare this morning for the first time since December (wife is a school counselor). He frowned and poked his bottom lip out at me when I handed him to the babysitter. I practically threw the check at her and got the hell out of there before the feels got to much
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Can confirm was a waterfall mess when my son was born and I held him the first time. The first time you turn around and see him doing the extact same thing you do.

Another thing I didnt expect was how it effects what I watched on tv, and I dont mean cartoons. Can not watch anything where something bad happens to a kid, too much feels.
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Opie is right.

BRB crying because my son handed me his pacifier to share yesterday.
Ask him to share his lighter so you can spark up that hair boyo
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Ever since my son was born, the emotions run strong.

He made his first dirt bike "braaaappp" noise like a month ago, and tears of happiness were inbound. It's almost hard to put into words lol
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