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01-07-2019, 05:06 PM
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You might end up as an emotional bitch from time to time, and may tear up or cry.
Here are some examples from my experience.
Teared up when he was born
Straight up bawling 2weeks later when loving him kicked in
Almost cried when he hummed the entire game of thrones theme song perfectly
Teared up playing Mario Odyssey with him as he tried to sing the song that plays during a particularly nostalgic level
Teared up the first time I came home and got tackled with a hug
Overcome with feels when he gave me a kiss unprovoked
This chit just happens at random guys. Dave Chapelle knows what I'm talking about.
I'm not ready for the macaroni necklace guys
You have been warned
Here are some examples from my experience.
Teared up when he was born
Straight up bawling 2weeks later when loving him kicked in
Almost cried when he hummed the entire game of thrones theme song perfectly
Teared up playing Mario Odyssey with him as he tried to sing the song that plays during a particularly nostalgic level
Teared up the first time I came home and got tackled with a hug
Overcome with feels when he gave me a kiss unprovoked
This chit just happens at random guys. Dave Chapelle knows what I'm talking about.
I'm not ready for the macaroni necklace guys
You have been warned
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01-07-2019, 05:10 PM
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Just wait till you see yourself in something he does (good or bad)...
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I've raised my little sis since Day 1 but haven't experienced this yet. Maybe it'll come when I have my own.
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I tear up all the time anymore with schit kids do...hell, also at movies too it seems. Must be a combination of age and test levels thru the roof.
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01-07-2019, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
it wasn't your seed even though it is a little bit identical.I've raised my little sis since Day 1 but haven't experienced this yet. Maybe it'll come when I have my own.
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01-07-2019, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
It's absolutely different. You'll love and hate how easily youfeelnowI've raised my little sis since Day 1 but haven't experienced this yet. Maybe it'll come when I have my own.
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
HTC members are in tune with their emotions and horninessI tear up all the time anymore with schit kids do...hell, also at movies too it seems. Must be a combination of age and test levels thru the roof.
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01-07-2019, 05:18 PM
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can confirm, I am daddy.. almost always catches you off guard too. my son clings to me like a barnacle; I love it. I know he won't be like this forever so trying to cherish times while they last.
bittersweet/10
bittersweet/10
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01-07-2019, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted By tanofpeace⏩
it wasn't your seed even though it is a little bit identical.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
interdasting. I look forward to it, srs.It's absolutely different. You'll love and hate how easily youfeelnow
Finding a woman is prob step 1 tho.
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01-07-2019, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By suprabum⏩
Yeah. It gets annoying sometimes, but then you think about the fact that one day it won't happen anymore.can confirm, I am daddy.. almost always catches you off guard too. my son clings to me like a barnacle; I love it. I know he won't be like this forever so trying to cherish times while they last.
bittersweet/10
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But then you shut that thought up real fukkin quick and body slam the fuk outta that kid!
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01-07-2019, 05:28 PM
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I don't really understand happy tears. But that's kinda cute I guess.
01-07-2019, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
reported to CPSYeah. It gets annoying sometimes, but then you think about the fact that one day it won't happen anymore.
Bit then you shut that thought up real fukkin quick andbody slam the fuk outta that kid!
Bit then you shut that thought up real fukkin quick andbody slam the fuk outta that kid!
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
I'll make you cry happy tears you fukkin slootI don't really understand happy tears. But that's kinda cute I guess.
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01-07-2019, 05:56 PM
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Opie is right.
BRB crying because my son handed me his pacifier to share yesterday.
BRB crying because my son handed me his pacifier to share yesterday.
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Raising my wife's and her boyfriend's son right now. I dont have these feels. I only cry when I write the check every month for his day care bill. Im trying to be better though, be a real man and love him as my own. Sometimes when my wife takes the weekend off with her boyfriend and I am watching the little one, I do start to feel like he is my own.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
something tells me you've never been the cause of happy tearsI'll make you cry happy tears you fukkin sloot
01-07-2019, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
GMiscer alt account?Raising my wife's and her boyfriend's son right now. I dont have these feels. I only cry when I write the check every month for his day care bill. Im trying to be better though, be a real man and love him as my own. Sometimes when my wife takes the weekend off with her boyfriend and I am watching the little one, I do start to feel like he is my own.
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01-07-2019, 06:25 PM
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And as long as you still love them, the feels never end; trust me
My 2 boys are 18 and 21. Both were home from college (I tear up every time they go back) and when the older one went back 2 days ago, younger brother walks up and hugs his big brother (watering just typing this...srs); I had to leave the room.
Remember those moments guys
My 2 boys are 18 and 21. Both were home from college (I tear up every time they go back) and when the older one went back 2 days ago, younger brother walks up and hugs his big brother (watering just typing this...srs); I had to leave the room.
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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩
Dude the bad part, it's like next level rage.Just wait till you see yourself in something he does (good orbad )...
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Wait until you drop him off for the first day at school and he’s crying his eyes out watching you leave. Gut punch.
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01-08-2019, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Mortar34⏩
No, shut upWait until you drop him off for the first day at school and he’s crying his eyes out watching you leave. Gut punch.
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01-08-2019, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Mortar34⏩
I just dropped my son off at daycare this morning for the first time since December (wife is a school counselor). He frowned and poked his bottom lip out at me when I handed him to the babysitter. I practically threw the check at her and got the hell out of there before the feels got to muchWait until you drop him off for the first day at school and he’s crying his eyes out watching you leave. Gut punch.
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Can confirm was a waterfall mess when my son was born and I held him the first time. The first time you turn around and see him doing the extact same thing you do.
Another thing I didnt expect was how it effects what I watched on tv, and I dont mean cartoons. Can not watch anything where something bad happens to a kid, too much feels.
Another thing I didnt expect was how it effects what I watched on tv, and I dont mean cartoons. Can not watch anything where something bad happens to a kid, too much feels.
01-08-2019, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
Ask him to share his lighter so you can spark up that hair boyoOpie is right.
BRB crying because my son handed me his pacifier to share yesterday.
BRB crying because my son handed me his pacifier to share yesterday.
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Ever since my son was born, the emotions run strong.
He made his first dirt bike "braaaappp" noise like a month ago, and tears of happiness were inbound. It's almost hard to put into words lol
He made his first dirt bike "braaaappp" noise like a month ago, and tears of happiness were inbound. It's almost hard to put into words lol
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