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Wtf is wrong with this miscer??????????
This guy is writing essays asking out some male pretending-to-be-female miscer
This is next level cringe
What reddit subforum did this Fedora wearer crawl out of?
Is this real life?
This is from the SilenceSpeaks CRINGEfest (wish I'd never clicked)
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1570799451
This is next level cringe
Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
Cliffs: just read the bolded + underscoredI would make additional exceptions for mary jane enthusiasts or bodybuilder competitors.
How you just described alcohol is the reason why you might be doomed (and the reason why girls that don't drink are a red flag for me...minus the exceptions as stated)
Don't get me wrong, nobody likes a drunk...but relaxing while drinking a nice glass of dry red wine with dinner, or making a rum cocktail in the summer to take to the beach, and drinking together with a girl Im into, either on a 1st date, or hell, even on my back porch with my ex...is a great feeling to share, and I wouldn't sacrifice it. Its a bonding experience... so I'm gonna have to withdraw my qwasi date offer to critique your irl game because that tells me everthing I need to know.
You are a dry and boring girl. I like you, I think you are a good person. And I know we aren't each others types, but even if we were Id pass based on that red flag alone...which says so much about you.
It's literally an entirely different world. And that cuts your potential dating options down drastically. Which btw...the reason guys In their 40's who make decent money and look good aren't accessible to you is because they date younger girls pretty exclusively. I cap my age limit at 32 on these apps.
That said, you need to crack out of your shell, so when you do meet the odd high value guy who is not romancing girls 10 years younger, you'll have a shot at a 2nd date with him. Its almost like you're 18 and haven't seen the world/dont know who you are. So you need a guy that can show you how to realease your fears and conquer the moment. A guy that can show you how to live. Or you can do it yourself. But you're too scared. You need guidance.
So...Id be willing to adjust the initial offer, and instead of critiquing you, youll be watching me. Watch me enter a bar/resturant and have heads turn when they hear my shoes hit the floor. Listen to how I talk and smile to get what I want. Watch how I walk fast but still acknowledge poor people on the street to respond to them, even if it's a "no sorry"..
A 350+lb man in a wheelchair was crossing the street last week. Dunno how he fell off his chair but he did. His buddy, who was wheeling him, must have weighed no more than 150lbs and couldn't lift him off the ground. They looked like were homeless or lived at the Y.
Right as I walked up the light turned green and they were blocking traffic. Horns started honking. But everyone else kept walking not even paying attention to the handicap homeless man that couldn't get up from the street.
I told the 150lb guy to lock the wheels on the chair, and as I lift his buddy from the ground to act as a crutch and guide him to his chair. I put my foot down next the 350lbd guys foot to use as a anchor. With one hand I clasped his arm. And pulled him up with all my might taking my free hand to his back and shoulder to push him up, then guide him a couple steps until he sat back in the wheelchair.
Gave him and his friend bro shakes/hugs and went on my way like nothing happened. That whole ordeal took 2 minutes out of my day.
Long story short you need a guy that's a little wild and doesn't gaf, to wake up your soul that's been sleeping for so long, and push you out of your comfort zone so you can wear your hair down, and live.
So we can start with one meeting, same promise as b4, I won't try to smash you. Even if you want to, my pants stay on. I will flirt with you, give you attention (like you are my girl/date) and test you. But no sex
I'tl will probably take a few meets until you open up. But you'll gain confidence, awareness, and will crack out of your shell. You'll never get an offer like this ever again in your life.
So think about it. Sleep on it. Then lmk how it sounds.
How you just described alcohol is the reason why you might be doomed (and the reason why girls that don't drink are a red flag for me...minus the exceptions as stated)
Don't get me wrong, nobody likes a drunk...but relaxing while drinking a nice glass of dry red wine with dinner, or making a rum cocktail in the summer to take to the beach, and drinking together with a girl Im into, either on a 1st date, or hell, even on my back porch with my ex...is a great feeling to share, and I wouldn't sacrifice it. Its a bonding experience... so I'm gonna have to withdraw my qwasi date offer to critique your irl game because that tells me everthing I need to know.
You are a dry and boring girl. I like you, I think you are a good person. And I know we aren't each others types, but even if we were Id pass based on that red flag alone...which says so much about you.
It's literally an entirely different world. And that cuts your potential dating options down drastically. Which btw...the reason guys In their 40's who make decent money and look good aren't accessible to you is because they date younger girls pretty exclusively. I cap my age limit at 32 on these apps.
That said, you need to crack out of your shell, so when you do meet the odd high value guy who is not romancing girls 10 years younger, you'll have a shot at a 2nd date with him. Its almost like you're 18 and haven't seen the world/dont know who you are. So you need a guy that can show you how to realease your fears and conquer the moment. A guy that can show you how to live. Or you can do it yourself. But you're too scared. You need guidance.
So...Id be willing to adjust the initial offer, and instead of critiquing you, youll be watching me. Watch me enter a bar/resturant and have heads turn when they hear my shoes hit the floor. Listen to how I talk and smile to get what I want. Watch how I walk fast but still acknowledge poor people on the street to respond to them, even if it's a "no sorry"..
A 350+lb man in a wheelchair was crossing the street last week. Dunno how he fell off his chair but he did. His buddy, who was wheeling him, must have weighed no more than 150lbs and couldn't lift him off the ground. They looked like were homeless or lived at the Y.
Right as I walked up the light turned green and they were blocking traffic. Horns started honking. But everyone else kept walking not even paying attention to the handicap homeless man that couldn't get up from the street.
I told the 150lb guy to lock the wheels on the chair, and as I lift his buddy from the ground to act as a crutch and guide him to his chair. I put my foot down next the 350lbd guys foot to use as a anchor. With one hand I clasped his arm. And pulled him up with all my might taking my free hand to his back and shoulder to push him up, then guide him a couple steps until he sat back in the wheelchair.
Gave him and his friend bro shakes/hugs and went on my way like nothing happened. That whole ordeal took 2 minutes out of my day.
Long story short you need a guy that's a little wild and doesn't gaf, to wake up your soul that's been sleeping for so long, and push you out of your comfort zone so you can wear your hair down, and live.
So we can start with one meeting, same promise as b4, I won't try to smash you. Even if you want to, my pants stay on. I will flirt with you, give you attention (like you are my girl/date) and test you. But no sex
I'tl will probably take a few meets until you open up. But you'll gain confidence, awareness, and will crack out of your shell. You'll never get an offer like this ever again in your life.
So think about it. Sleep on it. Then lmk how it sounds.
What reddit subforum did this Fedora wearer crawl out of?
Is this real life?
This is from the SilenceSpeaks CRINGEfest (wish I'd never clicked)
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...post1570799451
01-11-2019, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By AK5426⏩
You were posting in that thread so you've already read it.
01-11-2019, 06:58 PM
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Are you kidding...that was my favorite part of the entire thread and I couldn't stop laughing.
Can you imagine that meet up?! That's the type of stuff that would make the misc great again!
Can you imagine that meet up?! That's the type of stuff that would make the misc great again!
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01-11-2019, 06:59 PM
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01-11-2019, 06:59 PM
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Miscers have literally white knighted confirmed trannies, nothing really surprises me anymore:
Yellow Fever Crew -- https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=176364181
whoremaxxing crew
ooohh I'm a ghost crew
show me your credentials crew
mod negged X 5 crew
banned camp X 22 crew
dead by 40 crew, pussied out of dead by 30 crew
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See Shakebrah's sig
01-11-2019, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Globally⏩
This is JaymzJ levelYes
And this belongs in the cringe hall of fame
And this belongs in the cringe hall of fame
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I refused to read all that on general principle. That's the kind of loon that tweezes their nostril hair when they're bored.
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Originally Posted By AK5426⏩
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...5960431&page=1Is that the dude with the herpes?
this guy
01-11-2019, 07:17 PM
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That ******* negged me before for saying Hitler had some good ideas. Am I wrong in this assertion?
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more here, just read the bolded
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
I reread my post and don't think the point I was trying to make was clear so I'll just say it to you directly. The guys you phuck use you for a hole (including the fwb by definition). Sure, the attention feels great, but its not real. Its superficial.
What you need is a man that will make you feel like a real woman.
That was my offer. To give you a glimpse into what that actually feels like, because either you never have felt like that or you've forgotten.
I thought it could help boost your confidence, light up some passion and excitement, and with that energy, help you attract a guy in his 40's that will do the same.
But I realized I'm offering you to test drive a maserati and you might not have the money to pay for it, or even the credit score to get a loan.
If I'm wrong, and you believe you have the potential to find a relatively successful guy in his 40's, within top 5-10% of men in the 40+ age bracket in terms of physical attractiveness, then Id be happy to help you prepare, because you obviously are not ready. (Otherwise, this thread wouldn't exist)...
No I honestly don't want to smash. I have a very active dating/sex life with many options, of women that I find more attractive, who I can date/have sex with by putting forth 1/1000th of the effort that it would take to just meet SS.
I genuinely want to help her find a guy to have an LTR with. The thought of anyone living alone, really depresses me, and as she's in her mid forties it's only going to get harder for her as time goes on. So the pressure is real. She's just afraid I will seduce her, things will happen, then I'll make a thread on it. No other reason for her to decline my offer.
There is truth to this (that applies to all women).
I'm notasattracted to older women as I am younger (legally aged) women, generally speaking. Im attracted to beautiful women. Period. But don't chase milfs/cougars (there's been a few exceptions). I have the age limit set to 32 on all dating apps. Im looking for an LTR, and want more kids, and it gets alot harder for women mid 30's and older to conceive, have normal pregnancies, healthy babies the older they get.
People have suggested I look for women closer to my age (you being one) for a serious relationship. And I actually took their advice. So Im not chasing college girls for anything serious atm. 26-32 is my new target age for a real relationship, bc I want more children. Very logical and attainable.
And its been discussed a million times here, proven by studies, and backed by thousands of years of recorded human history, that the majority of men from 18-65, find younger (legally aged) women in their prime more physically attractive, on average, then they do older women.
So not sure why you keep making it sound bizzare that I do too. What's not very typical, is finding men in their forties+ who consistently attract, date, and have sex with college aged girls (unless they pay for sex)... so perhaps that's why you think its bizzare that I date/smash college girls. I can understand that.
I have a lot of sympathy for guys that struggle at dating/relationships with women, so imma just ignore your sexually frustrated tirade here.
50/50 I really want to help SS (srs)...but also having fun itt on how I'd go about it.
What you need is a man that will make you feel like a real woman.
That was my offer. To give you a glimpse into what that actually feels like, because either you never have felt like that or you've forgotten.
I thought it could help boost your confidence, light up some passion and excitement, and with that energy, help you attract a guy in his 40's that will do the same.
But I realized I'm offering you to test drive a maserati and you might not have the money to pay for it, or even the credit score to get a loan.
If I'm wrong, and you believe you have the potential to find a relatively successful guy in his 40's, within top 5-10% of men in the 40+ age bracket in terms of physical attractiveness, then Id be happy to help you prepare, because you obviously are not ready. (Otherwise, this thread wouldn't exist)...
No I honestly don't want to smash. I have a very active dating/sex life with many options, of women that I find more attractive, who I can date/have sex with by putting forth 1/1000th of the effort that it would take to just meet SS.
I genuinely want to help her find a guy to have an LTR with. The thought of anyone living alone, really depresses me, and as she's in her mid forties it's only going to get harder for her as time goes on. So the pressure is real. She's just afraid I will seduce her, things will happen, then I'll make a thread on it. No other reason for her to decline my offer.
There is truth to this (that applies to all women).
I'm notasattracted to older women as I am younger (legally aged) women, generally speaking. Im attracted to beautiful women. Period. But don't chase milfs/cougars (there's been a few exceptions). I have the age limit set to 32 on all dating apps. Im looking for an LTR, and want more kids, and it gets alot harder for women mid 30's and older to conceive, have normal pregnancies, healthy babies the older they get.
People have suggested I look for women closer to my age (you being one) for a serious relationship. And I actually took their advice. So Im not chasing college girls for anything serious atm. 26-32 is my new target age for a real relationship, bc I want more children. Very logical and attainable.
And its been discussed a million times here, proven by studies, and backed by thousands of years of recorded human history, that the majority of men from 18-65, find younger (legally aged) women in their prime more physically attractive, on average, then they do older women.
So not sure why you keep making it sound bizzare that I do too. What's not very typical, is finding men in their forties+ who consistently attract, date, and have sex with college aged girls (unless they pay for sex)... so perhaps that's why you think its bizzare that I date/smash college girls. I can understand that.
I have a lot of sympathy for guys that struggle at dating/relationships with women, so imma just ignore your sexually frustrated tirade here.
50/50 I really want to help SS (srs)...but also having fun itt on how I'd go about it.
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So I was right to stay out of that thread. Cripes.
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Come on brahs lets try to have one discussion not devolve into Godwins law (Hitler)
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That thread is fukkin cancer.
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
01-11-2019, 08:15 PM
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That quite possibly could be the biggest ******* ever to post on the misc (with all due respect)
01-11-2019, 08:23 PM
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Yeah, he's absolutely terrible in that thread (never seen him before anyway). Essays trying to convince an old woman who doesn't want kids to have them anyway, and to take her out so she can watch and learn what he's like (as though anyone should aspire to be him). Wtf.
01-11-2019, 08:33 PM
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he seems to have success with women but seems like a tryhard from what i've seen. you aren't that important bro. oh wow big deal you get 20 year old woman at age 40 you want a fukin cookie you weird fuk? don't know what's more pathetic, him, or the pathetic women that fall for his chit lol. of course this sounds like i am jealous because i am not getting any
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He probably saw her pics, realized she lives close, and wants to smash because he can't get her. If he can SugarDaddy dumb college sloots easily, then SilenceSpeaks is a challenge for him. Men ultimately want to chase.
He just sounds way too thirsty.
He probably saw her pics, realized she lives close, and wants to smash because he can't get her. If he can SugarDaddy dumb college sloots easily, then SilenceSpeaks is a challenge for him. Men ultimately want to chase.
He just sounds way too thirsty.
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