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post 1571366271 01-16-2019, 07:19 PM
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would rape each and every one of you but the cannons are already on recharge
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post 1571366311 01-16-2019, 07:21 PM
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Dude that's so awesome. reading everything made me smile srs
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post 1571366321 01-16-2019, 07:21 PM
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Congrats brah

He looks alpha
post 1571366351 01-16-2019, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
would rape each and every one of you but the cannons are already on recharge
really? still on recharge after 9 months???
post 1571366371 01-16-2019, 07:22 PM
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Congrats! Best wishes bro. Hope you aren’t too attached to sleeping, because you won’t be doing much of it for a while.
post 1571366651 01-16-2019, 07:27 PM
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Congratulations bro. Happy times ahead.
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post 1571366961 01-16-2019, 07:31 PM
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Fatherhood is the absolute best bro, congrats!

Hey if you guys have a dog take that first little hat home for the dog to smell, great way for them to get used to the kids scent before he comes home srs.

Hit me up if you need to talk thru whatever, but you'll be surprised what you know by instincts, I'm sure you'll be awesome.

On RC and almost certainly on spread. Good job bro.
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post 1571367881 01-16-2019, 07:47 PM
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Congratulations.

I am very happy for you. Being a dad is a challenge but tons of fun!
“Rarely do we find men who willingly engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think.“ MLK Jr

“They who have put out the people’s eyes reproach them for their blindness” - John Milton
post 1571368221 01-16-2019, 07:53 PM
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My man! Gotta run deep for them boys. Congrats mayne
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post 1571368331 01-16-2019, 07:54 PM
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Dude you are brave for posting this treasure before these swine. Congrats.
Yooooooo
post 1571368681 01-16-2019, 07:59 PM
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congrats bro, DYEL
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post 1571369431 01-16-2019, 08:09 PM
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Congrats brah. Little chadlet look strong and healthy.
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post 1571369441 01-16-2019, 08:09 PM
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God bless your family and your son.

Take good care of him.

Hopefully my turn will come soon.
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

100% serious 50% of the time.
post 1571370631 01-16-2019, 08:27 PM
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Congrats bruv! My little guy was 8lb12oz @ 20.75", hopefully he doesn't end up a manlet like me.

Will yall be breastfeeding?
post 1571371011 01-16-2019, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
really? still on recharge after 9 months???
Brah how do you think labor started? Actually not even a joke apparently semen has something called prostoglandins which help ripen the cervix (hnnngg) to help induce labor. We banged like 6 hours before he was born lmao
Originally Posted By irmocool⏩
congrats bro, DYEL
Barely lately, my hands are screwed up and now it will be even tougher to get going back feels bad man

Originally Posted By axiom15⏩
Congrats bruv! My little guy was 8lb12oz @ 20.75", hopefully he doesn't end up a manlet like me.

Will yall be breastfeeding?
The wife is a NICU nurse so needless to say she is super pro-breast feeding. Her supply just came in today, brb milk truk just arrive
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post 1571371131 01-16-2019, 08:36 PM
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He's beautiful congrats to you.
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post 1571371221 01-16-2019, 08:37 PM
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Congrats! That's a big boy...your food bill is gonna hurt as he grows lol!
It's okay to be white
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post 1571371231 01-16-2019, 08:38 PM
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Future miscer checking in.

Congrats *******
post 1571371611 01-16-2019, 08:44 PM
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op youre a ***got but i hope being a dad has made you a better person, i think so already by the sounds of it
post 1571371851 01-16-2019, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Thanks everyone srs love to see misc positivity about kids






Srs cannot wait to do pushups and whatnot around him to get him wanting to do them. I want this kid to be a beast compared to his peers.
cringe

sounds like you are already projecting your own insecurities hard

in the future when your son is just having fun and doing his thing, turns out to not be a beast and you wallow in disappointment, just remember the genetics that he had to work with
post 1571373551 01-16-2019, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩
cringe

sounds like you are already projecting your own insecurities hard

in the future when your son is just having fun and doing his thing, turns out to not be a beast and you wallow in disappointment, just remember the genetics that he had to work with
Well good thing I am the biggest influencer of his entire life, and the things he determines to be fun and what is 'doing his thing' will largely be shaped by what I expose him to and encourage him to do. He can be a beast compared to his peers in lots of ways, if it's sports or strength then great, if it's chess or music, I want him to be great at those too. If I set a good example, he will hopefully want to be like me, simple as that.

Now away with you kunt lmao
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post 1571373681 01-16-2019, 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Well good thing I am the biggest influencer of his entire life, and the things he determines to be fun and what is 'doing his thing' will largely be shaped by what I expose him to and encourage him to do. He can be a beast compared to his peers in lots of ways, if it's sports or strength then great, if it's chess or music, I want him to be great at those too.

Now away with you kunt lmao
yikes, maybe read some parenting books or something

look at the backtracking you're already doing

obvious the little guy is going to be exposed to indecisive soyboy ways

hope he grows up to look like the mailman or something so the little guy can at least stand a chance
post 1571374031 01-16-2019, 09:28 PM
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Congrats brah. Keep him away from the misc at all costs.
post 1571374071 01-16-2019, 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Brah how do you think labor started? Actually not even a joke apparently semen has something called prostoglandins which help ripen the cervix (hnnngg) to help induce labor. We banged like 6 hours before he was born lmao
post 1571374231 01-16-2019, 09:31 PM
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awesome bro... in gods speed
Cherish your life. Live to tell your story
post 1571375061 01-16-2019, 09:45 PM
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Congrats brother, happy for you.
post 1571375121 01-16-2019, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
That's pretty much how I felt about real life when I learned that, and about 50 other things about pregnancy and delivery


brb watched the whole thing, cannot unsee that
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post 1571375211 01-16-2019, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩
yikes, maybe read some parenting books or something

look at the backtracking you're already doing

obvious the little guy is going to be exposed to indecisive soyboy ways

hope he grows up to look like the mailman or something so the little guy can at least stand a chance
so instead of, A. Being optiomistitc and motivated to set a good example and hopes for you kid to succeed.
you're suggesting B. Just give up and let your boy be turned into just another soboy ***got media groomed numale.
lol ok



Don't worry about these guys OP, raise a strong boy and set a good example.
post 1571375331 01-16-2019, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Devils⏩
so instead of, A. Being optiomistitc and motivated to set a good example and hopes for you kid to succeed.
you're suggesting B. Just give up and let your boy be turned into just another soboy ***got media groomed numale.
lol ok



Don't worry about these guys OP, raise a strong boy and set a good example.
Damn the legend appears, would rape as I've gone through your cutting thread like 5 times but on R/C


Not worried about a 3/10 troll's rustle attempts, I can smell his jealousy through my screen
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post 1571376801 01-16-2019, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Jacobcapra⏩
Damn the legend appears, would rape as I've gone through your cutting thread like 5 times but on R/C


Not worried about a 3/10 troll's rustle attempts, I can smell his jealousy through my screen
hard to be jealous of an indecisive and insecure father figure

sorry man, when your little guy is old enough and wants masculinity in his life, ask the UPS driver for help
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