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Thread: Why are men proud of the quantity of semen that comes out each session?

post 1572502581 01-30-2019, 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
Do y’all remember when the misc sent so much traffic to babynames.com that one is their spokespeople came here and made a thread to thank the misc. lol

Edit- found the thread... decided to check out the post history lol and am mind blown that it looks like she attempted to stick around and post more lmao... maybe she made a new account and is still here
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...2811043&page=1
lmao forgot about that.. classic
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post 1572502701 01-30-2019, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I don't have wood every morning.

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post 1572502781 01-30-2019, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
Going to bump this thread when michelles children are old enough to see it
Hello my kids in the future- hopefully there’s still only 2 of you! I hope you’re doing well in life.. pleaze feel free to join these young men in their discussion of semen and ejaculation.. they can teach you what I can not. They will tell you all you need to know about women, being alpha, and all things manly.

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post 1572502971 01-30-2019, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Quality over quantity boyos


I'd rather expel a handful of chadly sperm than half a cup of timothy sperms
i'm done having kids, so i'd rather nut buckets into my wife's mouth and watch her try to swallow it all
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post 1572503021 01-30-2019, 05:37 PM
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post 1572503071 01-30-2019, 05:37 PM
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Lmao @ anyone not loadmaxxing in 2019

Grab that ZMA and whatever else works brahs
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post 1572504031 01-30-2019, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Critter5592⏩
yeah

The joint support in OT really helps me. I can notice a difference in my knees when I am not taking it.
What's OT?
What is your deepest fear?
post 1572507561 01-30-2019, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
Yes
TFW my life is a lie
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572507781 01-30-2019, 06:45 PM
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the volume of semen we product is directly related to how good of an orgasm we have.

for example, let's say we masturbate 3 times in a day for some weird reason. the 3rd time, barely anything will come out, and it won't feel that good.

in addition, it's easier to maintain a boner the longer you have gone without an orgasm.
post 1572508721 01-30-2019, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
TFW my life is a lie
it might even be why dem calves don't grow
post 1572509261 01-30-2019, 07:11 PM
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didn't fap for 3 days and girl not proud she can **** off
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post 1572509521 01-30-2019, 07:16 PM
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I like blowing out ropes because I feel like the ghot damn virile man I am. Some dudes actually have trouble getting their wives preggos, even though sometimes fault lies with both parties
post 1572509701 01-30-2019, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted By farmergainsbrah⏩
I like blowing out ropes because I feel like the ghot damn virile man I am. Some dudes actually have trouble getting their wives preggos, even though sometimes fault lies with both parties
what causes trouble w getting preggo if they're both at a healthy younger age, besides the guy not shooting ropes? and duh like BC/contraceptives (srs q, i know there are stuff just unaware)
post 1572509821 01-30-2019, 07:20 PM
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whats more of a turn on?
a guy dribbling out a pea sized load on you or a guy shooting 10 ropes on your stomach and it makes a thud sound when it lands
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post 1572509871 01-30-2019, 07:22 PM
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Wow.. You didnt have to expose me like this
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post 1572510101 01-30-2019, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperiorGenes⏩
what causes trouble w getting preggo if they're both at a healthy younger age, besides the guy not shooting ropes? and duh like BC/contraceptives (srs q, i know there are stuff just unaware)
Google dat chit famwise. Women can have endometriosis, or the guy can be smoking and drinking soy and have a load that’s the size of a penny which is less likely to have a successful sperm make the incredible journey through the acidic gash
post 1572510361 01-30-2019, 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Critter5592⏩
I remember when I first started taking ZMA before bed. Within a month my loads were fukkin massive.
can confirm
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post 1572510681 01-30-2019, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ZMAg⏩
can confirm
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post 1572510941 01-30-2019, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
it might even be why dem calves don't grow
Jakes on you

I don't even lift
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572510971 01-30-2019, 07:39 PM
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yes the bigger the load inside you the better health benefit from absorbing it.
post 1572511031 01-30-2019, 07:40 PM
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You wouldn't be more impressed if I filled up your mouth or completely covered your titties when when I came, than if I finished and a few little drops came out? I mean I always thought girls thought it was way cool when a huge load comes out. Kinda signifies that you did a good job, or your attractive, etc. why wouldn't you want a big finale over a lame ending
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
Hello my kids in the future- hopefully there’s still only 2 of you! I hope you’re doing well in life.. pleaze feel free to join these young men in their discussion of semen and ejaculation.. they can teach you what I can not. They will tell you all you need to know about women, being alpha, and all things manly.

I love you,

Mom
Are you on a single mom or bust tour?
post 1572511311 01-30-2019, 07:44 PM
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Men are proud of how large their play pole is

So it makes sense that we are proud of how much Caucasian seamen sink into the whale's mouth
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post 1572511501 01-30-2019, 07:46 PM
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Real talk.... have the lulzy'est nut story from back in high school.



Was piping the Mrs. after school, but I had bad allergies as it was early Spring. We were doing it missionary, and I had a bad allergies (Spring time in my area has insane pollen numbers). So we are going at it, and I'm about to nut, when I feel a sneeze coming on... I tried to hold the sneeze back because I am doing that weird "one-handed push up stance, while trying to pull my dink out of her with the other hand before I nut" thing us guys do while nutting in missionary....RIGHT as I start nutting... I turn my head, sneeze really hard, which caused my mid section to seize up hard a/f...




I gather myself together after the sneeze only to discover my girlfriend is hysterically laughing while trying to hug me at the same time to try and hide her laughter. I am absolutely dumb-founded as to what happened because she can't stop laughing and is hugging me/ apologizing for laughing the whole time. Finally, she collects herself enough to blurt out that when I, as she called it, "cum-sneezed", she could audibly hear my load smack against the wall 2 feet back, next to her head. She points to this splatter mark in complete disbelief and again starts hysterically laughing.

























































It f*cking stained her wall, dead SRS. She made me take her to Spencers and buy her a 98 degrees poster to cover it up with. To THIS DAY she still has this poster for the lulz (she is married with children and moved out of state but we keep up with one another on occasion)

This is the poster that OP had to walk into Spencers Gifts and buy because he sneezed and jizzz-stained his high school g/fs bedroom wall. srs
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
Lmao I don’t suffer for the sake of looking like a bj champ anymore... don’t want to know what I do if I’m not around something to spit in.. I’ll let you know- I’m not going to spit on myself
and you know why you get away with that? because the only dudes that'll fuk you have been pumping their hand for the last 12-120 months and they'll take what they can get.
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post 1572511851 01-30-2019, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
and you know why you get away with that? because the only dudes that'll fuk you have been pumping their hand for the last 12-120 months and they'll take what they can get.
This is not true. It is common misc knowledge that my ex was cheating on me so hmmph
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post 1572512721 01-30-2019, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted By MichelleLnne⏩
This is not true
they lied or youre lying
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Originally Posted By Vampirelol⏩
they lied or youre lying
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Originally Posted By Dota2Brah⏩
for example, let's say we masturbate 3 times in a day for some weird reason. the 3rd time, barely anything will come out, and it won't feel that good.
Not sure about masturbation so much since I'm married, but the 2nd of the day is always better than the first and sometimes the 3rd is better still. 4th time things do go downhill and when there's a 5th the effort isn't usually worth the reward.
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