OP show me how much of a BJ champ you are

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Better for gargling

I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.

Oh that's funny because I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.

It's just a size thing.

Voluminous semen = good thing.

After all, who wants a .38 revolver when you can have a Deseart Eagle?

Not me (no homo)

ops mad cause no one will dump a huge load in her

its a compliment

Im pretty sure some women take it like youre that turned on?

Which i actually think is true. But at the same time im not sure talking about it beforehand is the same thing

Just like his fart a woman needs to learn to love his load. This is why old maids exist..

Because it's our baby batter and we proud that we're fking ready to plaster you w thousands of babies

Start feeding dudes strawberries and pineapples before you get all fellatio with them OP. You might start to like a huge load.