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Thread: Confess some dumm chit that your young self was unbelievably lucky to get away with

post 1573150901 02-08-2019, 12:04 AM
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Confess some dumm chit that your young self was unbelievably lucky to get away with

Confess. Cleanse your soul of some risky, unintelligent deeds you did in the time before social media captured every second of your life.


I'm a mostly boring ******* now, but young me did a little wildin':

- Busting inside a handful of randos in my teenage days. Ho lee fukk I still shudder thinking about taking wild risks of impregnating sloots or getting a wicked STD. One stank so bad I could barely even get the job done.

- Deciding to flex on the rest of the high school kids with my wicked fast and furious impression. I had raced poverty cars, track days, and taken classes, so I thought I was the baddest racer boi on the west coast lolz. Spoiler: I wasn't. Got a bunch of tickets (and a suspension), but somehow no one died.

- Bought incredibly illegal fireworks from an indian reservation. Then we decided M80's were weak sauce and started making our own explosives. Strong enough to break glass on nearby cars and houses (ask me how I know!). Someone definitely should have lost a hand or at least a few fingers.

- Swallowed various feeder goldfish, mealworms, wax worms, silk worms (those were the worst), and whatever else we could get from the pet store. Not sure how risky it was, but still an activity for idiots.

- Getting in fights for no good reason. Then my friend went to fukkin' state prison for aYEARand fukt his life forever after getting a bar fight. That was the end of fight club.
post 1573150981 02-08-2019, 12:07 AM
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I don't even want to remember my crazy, wild past (yeah, I was a bit too wild)
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post 1573151061 02-08-2019, 12:09 AM
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I still have my brain and I'm still present and coherent. Some people aren't. I wouldn't touch any substance now. I've had two close calls.
post 1573151121 02-08-2019, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By QuadraQuint⏩
I still have my brain and I'm still present and coherent. Some people aren't. I wouldn't touch any substance now. I've had two close calls.
Really hard stuff?
post 1573151191 02-08-2019, 12:14 AM
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Didn’t do a single piece of homework and coasted off test grades and important projects in a 30% overall grade HW curriculum

Straight As on finals though ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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post 1573151601 02-08-2019, 12:29 AM
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used to get drunk and climb things. i'm talking like scaling buildings and trees and chit. never got hurt
post 1573158081 02-08-2019, 05:32 AM
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Me and one of my boys popped one of his tires and the spare in the same night. Managed to park the car at his house. Walked into another neighborhood with a jack and tire iron. Proceeded to steal a tire off another car. Didn't use a stand or brick so car fell onto the pavement. We ran off into the woods with the tire like little *******s

Jakes on us, tire was wrong size and not compatible.
post 1573158191 02-08-2019, 05:34 AM
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Nice try FBI.

I’m out.
I loe e.
post 1573158261 02-08-2019, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
Nice try FBI.

I’m out.
This
post 1573158991 02-08-2019, 05:57 AM
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I can look back on so many dumb a$$ things I have done over the years and managed to walk out of without consequence

-200+mph on a Busa....Dumb (in Mexico Pre Trump Wall)

-Street Racing with people & cars lined up along the side just a few feet away from cars doing 140+mph on the big end....Dumb (in Mexico Pre Trump Wall)

-That bottle of Don Julio in one night and tried to throw a guy off of a roof top bar...dumb

-Taking party favors a little too far...dumb


ETC....





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post 1573159101 02-08-2019, 05:59 AM
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years and years of unprotected sexors, banged over 100, not sure of the exact number, and never caught an STD. Do not recommend.
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post 1573159231 02-08-2019, 06:02 AM
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Stealing cigs from the grocery store. You used to be able to take them off the shelf like any other item in the store. Stole so many, never got caught and I'm surprised I didn't. Age 16 - 17.
post 1573159491 02-08-2019, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted By dingler⏩
years and years of unprotected sexors, banged over 100, not sure of the exact number, and never caught an STD. Do not recommend.
This. Lost lots of sleep over pregnancy scares. Never got a girl pregnant but also never learned.
post 1573159631 02-08-2019, 06:12 AM
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That Calclueless thread got me remembering this from when I was around 19ish. I tend to be kind of reserved most of the time, but also a real smartass IRL. I remember knocking on a ghetto downstairs neighbor's door and asking he turn his loud rap music down more than once. Never got a shady vibe or anything but it could've turned out way worse. Also my folks had a cookie cutter house built in the early 90s that I spent my teens in. It took forever for whatever reason and just had it in my mind that the whole company were dicks. Any time I got the chance to taunt the construction workers working on others' houses, I took, which was quite often. One time I was chased off. Mind you, I was probably around 13-14 but looked 10 years older, so they wouldn't have thought twice about giving me a piece of their mind.
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post 1573160051 02-08-2019, 06:24 AM
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Ran from the cops a few times (vehicle speeding).

Back roads going diff directions multiple different roads to turn on etc pretty easy escapes.
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post 1573160221 02-08-2019, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
- Swallowed various feeder goldfish, mealworms, wax worms, silk worms (those were the worst), and whatever else we could get from the pet store. Not sure how risky it was, but still an activity for idiots.
Parasites are the risk generally.

You could have gone full retard doing that.
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post 1573160331 02-08-2019, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
Parasites are the risk generally.

You could have gone full retard doing that.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/05/healt...are/index.html
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post 1573160461 02-08-2019, 06:34 AM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
used to get drunk and climb things. i'm talking like scaling buildings and trees and chit. never got hurt
This.

Climbed a tall radio tower without any support a few times. We climbed to the top of the third colored section (3/4 to top) and just hung out for an hour or so.

Racing through neighborhoods in cars, crossing main thoroughfares without slowing down to look, blowing stop signs.

Coasted through hs hardly going to class, passed though because I'd ace finals and the teachers had to pass me.

Many sleepless nights/ days in my early 20s doing this and that that dont let ya sleep.
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post 1573160601 02-08-2019, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
That was the end of fight club.
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-Ran from the cops on foot after blowing up a mailbox with fireworks on Halloween - 16YO

-Ran from the cops on foot after accidentally hitting a state cop car with a snowball (launch point required tossing the snowball by sound, not sight, oops) - 17 YO

-Ran from the cops in my crapbox (85 in a 50), got away because I knew the back roads and the state cop didn't - 19YO
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post 1573161011 02-08-2019, 06:46 AM
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when I was 13, decided to put 85 lbs on the bar because on the bench press machine I could easily do it for 8 reps.

big mistake, had no spotter, put the pins on the side so I couldn't dump it, lifted the weight off the rack and struggled to lift the weight up but couldn't. Weight was about to get stapled to my neck but luckily the PE teacher rushed to lift the weight up before I died.

Could have ended up way worse lol. Was about to be the first victim of a guillotine in modern history.
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Vandalized buses. The school bus depot was behind the ravines we lived so my buddies and I vandalized at least 20 buses. Cost the district a bit of money to replace the windows, and install cameras and fencing. We never got caught.

Drove drunk a lot...Had a couple of hit and run's...Filed the false police reports, paid my deductible and moved on.
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Exchanged punches with my gym teacher. Good times. We were all chill after that but fk brahs I got in trouble
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Me and my mate once climbed a crane which drunk as sh!t. Probably about 150ft high. We hung a beanie hat one of us had from it on a rope that was up there, the workers never removed the hat the whole time the crane was there. I like to think it was out of respect haha. The crane was also on top of a hill so the views were something I'll never forget, we sat there for what felt like hours just staring at our city. Was so unbelievably stupid but I'm glad we did it. Somehow we both managed to escape safely and with no cops involved. Would never do again/10.
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Nope. Fuk that
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Originally Posted By QuadraQuint⏩
I still have my brain and I'm still present and coherent. Some people aren't. I wouldn't touch any substance now. I've had two close calls.
this. was on heavy substances for years. spent s lot of time in north Minneapolis, had a bullet go through my windshield, saw someone get murdered, saw an old guy frozen to death all picking up dope at odd hours in the ghetto. over doses, falling asleep on freeway, DWI's. glad I didn't hurt anybody and glad I'm alive and have my sanity still
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too much dumb **** to mention on a public forum. but lots and lots and lots.
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Throwing snow balls on passing cars on the highway. Don't think I ever did it, but I was with some friends who did so I was still 'in' on it. People stopped cars and chased us
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