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post 1573388051 02-11-2019, 09:46 AM
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heavy on the cringe
post 1573388141 02-11-2019, 09:48 AM
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There is only one gift this sl00t should receive on V-Day

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post 1573388461 02-11-2019, 09:52 AM
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A stuffed animal isn’t going to get you laid.
post 1573391461 02-11-2019, 10:29 AM
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You gonna make love to her with a condom in the missionary position too Op?
post 1573391641 02-11-2019, 10:31 AM
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Buying stuffed animals for a broad is like the dumbest V-day gift a guy can give.

It's basically screams "I have no clue how to be romantic" to them. They appreciate chit that actually has thought behind it and is something that is relevant to their interests or the relationship.
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post 1573391971 02-11-2019, 10:38 AM
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post 1573392581 02-11-2019, 10:48 AM
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How about mine to my husband?



I wrapped it early and hid it because I leave for the gym at 4:50 am while he's still sleeping. I plan to leave it on the table that morning for him to wake up to a surprise.
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post 1573393301 02-11-2019, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
How about mine to my husband?



I wrapped it early and hid it because I leave for the gym at 4:50 am while he's still sleeping. I plan to leave it on the table that morning for him to wake up to a surprise.
How the phuck are we supposed to rate it when it's wrapped?
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post 1573393381 02-11-2019, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
How the phuck are we supposed to rate it when it's wrapped?
Good point. :/

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post 1573393941 02-11-2019, 11:04 AM
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i've been seeing this girl for a few months and i don't think i am getting her anything lol. except maybe a text and a call. it's just weird if you aren't official bf/gf
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post 1573394341 02-11-2019, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Good point. :/

So, what is it? A calendar? A thin book? An album?
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post 1573394581 02-11-2019, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
How about mine to my husband?



I wrapped it early and hid it because I leave for the gym at 4:50 am while he's still sleeping. I plan to leave it on the table that morning for him to wake up to a surprise.
I hope he breaks that chit over your head like hacksaw jim duggan

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post 1573394791 02-11-2019, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
A stuffed animal isn’t going to get you laid.
OP: "Baby, this animal is stuffed....jus like you gonna be."
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post 1573395091 02-11-2019, 11:17 AM
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Nothing like sending cheap ass chocolate and a throw away stuffed animal to the sloots office. She'll probably trash that **** since the guy that she lets PIITB will buy her roses!
post 1573395861 02-11-2019, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
How about mine to my husband?



I wrapped it early and hid it because I leave for the gym at 4:50 am while he's still sleeping. I plan to leave it on the table that morning for him to wake up to a surprise.
I hope the box has a pair of Crocs in there
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post 1573396261 02-11-2019, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By phikappa⏩
So, what is it? A calendar? A thin book? An album?
1 pair of grey Penguin brand chinos 1 pair of Calvin Klein black slacks. He needs them for work.
Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
I hope he breaks that chit over your head like hacksaw jim duggan

Well that's not very nice.Why so much aggression?
Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
I hope the box has a pair of Crocs in there
Hehe, nope. But in the lower right corner is a mini box of chocolates.

I'll be getting him chocolate dipped strawberries also.
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post 1573396701 02-11-2019, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
How about mine to my husband?



I wrapped it early and hid it because I leave for the gym at 4:50 am while he's still sleeping. I plan to leave it on the table that morning for him to wake up to a surprise.
interesting wrapping method. the bow on the side instead of straight in the middle.. will write in notebook 4 inspiration
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post 1573396751 02-11-2019, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
i've been seeing this girl for a few months and i don't think i am getting her anything lol. except maybe a text and a call. it's just weird if you aren't official bf/gf
Did she earn it brah?
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post 1573396901 02-11-2019, 11:41 AM
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Have you cum in her mouth yet? If not, she doesn't deserve a gift at all... maybe some roses but nothing more.
post 1573398281 02-11-2019, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Gayford⏩
There is only one gift this sl00t should receive on V-Day

*snip*
This
post 1573399931 02-11-2019, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
1 pair of grey Penguin brand chinos 1 pair of Calvin Klein black slacks. He needs them for work.
That is really depressing.Please tell me there's something more.
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post 1573400351 02-11-2019, 12:23 PM
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How long have you been orbiting her op?
post 1573405741 02-11-2019, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By dbluevette⏩
This^^^

So much cringe here.
send dink pic instead. Shark move.
post 1573406891 02-11-2019, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
lol and i realized too late the stupid dog say "I LOVE YOU" and barks. lol.
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post 1573407221 02-11-2019, 01:48 PM
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Just get her some chocolate to share with you and then bang her when dopamine is high.
post 1573407681 02-11-2019, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Bauer273⏩
Have you cum in her mouth yet? If not, she doesn't deserve a gift at all... maybe some roses but nothing more.
this man knows
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Originally Posted By ryankoch⏩
she let me bang first date so theres that
Oh boy.

You are getting her a valentine's day gift and clinging to her hard simply because, in your mind, she was "nice enough" to "let" you bang on the first date.

& continues to be nice enough to allow you to continue to smash in exchange for you showering her with gifts, correct? Because there is very little in it for her to sex you other than locking down a stable man?

*shakes head*
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OP dont listen to misc. She will like it if she is not a sloot. Misc is used to gutter sloots who have no emotions
post 1573409221 02-11-2019, 02:12 PM
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I asked my wife what she was getting me.. she said she didn't know. Since that's the case, I will be purchasing over 10,000 balloons and I will be putting them in the house. She will need to navigate the sea of balloons to find her present.. which is me NAKED eating her chocolates.
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My wife of 20+ years gets a high five for Valentines day and thats it (dead srs)...


LOL if you are sucked into the Valentines day scam and LOL if you dont set expectations from the start that you wont participate in this type of garbage...

Companies literally jumped on board and built a holiday around bilking money out of you in the name of "love" AND society guilts you if you dont participate.
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