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02-21-2019, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
gg man, but let's be real, I got obliterated lol, no chance at all.gg man.. repped.
just check on your openings
just check on your openings
02-21-2019, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
work on your openings, thats what i keep telling everyone.gg man, but let's be real, I got obliterated lol, no chance at all.
study 3 openings, memorize then and use them. forget mid and end game.,.. just focus on the openings
10,000 games and youll get an extra 1000 to 1500 points to your rating
Edit: and play blitz... fukc incremental games, they suck tits.. focus on three to 5 min games
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02-21-2019, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
Why do you hate longer times so?work on your openings, thats what i keep telling everyone.
study 3 openings, memorize then and use them. forget mid and end game.,.. just focus on the openings
10,000 games and youll get an extra 1000 to 1500 points to your rating
Edit: and play blitz... fukc incremental games, they suck tits.. focus on three to 5 min games
study 3 openings, memorize then and use them. forget mid and end game.,.. just focus on the openings
10,000 games and youll get an extra 1000 to 1500 points to your rating
Edit: and play blitz... fukc incremental games, they suck tits.. focus on three to 5 min games
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02-21-2019, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
1) they are boring. you dont need that much time to think...unless you can think 5+ moves ahead per piece and youre doing that with 3+ piecesWhy do you hate longer times so?
2) cheaters like that ****** here cant use engines
3)bullet and blitz games are like supersets , they keep your brain fired up
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02-21-2019, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
Lol. I think i would be strong at 1 minute games. All i have to do is make brainless moves asap and hope i survive long enough to win on time.1)
2) cheaters like that ****** here cant use engines
3)bullet and blitz games are like supersets , they keep your brain fired up
2) cheaters like that ****** here cant use engines
3)bullet and blitz games are like supersets , they keep your brain fired up
Will try next time.
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
My tactics would need serious, serious work for the time controls you prefer.1) they are boring. you dont need that much time to think...unless you can think 5+ moves ahead per piece and youre doing that with 3+ pieces
2) cheaters like that ****** here cant use engines
3)bullet and blitz games are like supersets , they keep your brain fired up
2) cheaters like that ****** here cant use engines
3)bullet and blitz games are like supersets , they keep your brain fired up
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02-21-2019, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
give it a goLol. I think i would be strong at 1 minute games. All i have to do is make brainless moves asap and hope i survive long enough to win on time.
Will try next time.
Will try next time.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
do itMy tactics would need serious, serious work for the time controls you prefer.
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02-21-2019, 09:54 AM
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I would be up for this in theory but it sounds like all you *******s use engines.
02-21-2019, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
How do I pick good openings to start studying? Or do I have to try chit out to see something that fits my style of playingwork on your openings, thats what i keep telling everyone.
study 3 openings, memorize then and use them. forget mid and end game.,.. just focus on the openings
10,000 games and youll get an extra 1000 to 1500 points to your rating
Edit: and play blitz... fukc incremental games, they suck tits.. focus on three to 5 min games
study 3 openings, memorize then and use them. forget mid and end game.,.. just focus on the openings
10,000 games and youll get an extra 1000 to 1500 points to your rating
Edit: and play blitz... fukc incremental games, they suck tits.. focus on three to 5 min games
02-21-2019, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
I bet you're gonna be one of those d4 azzholesHow do I pick good openings to start studying? Or do I have to try chit out to see something that fits my style of playing
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02-21-2019, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
https://www.ichess.net/blog/chess-openings-beginners/How do I pick good openings to start studying? Or do I have to try chit out to see something that fits my style of playing
check the link above, see what opening appeals best to you as white or black .. focus on one and take it from there.. read about the opening and watch youtube videos
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02-21-2019, 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
Thanks man, will check it out..https://www.ichess.net/blog/chess-openings-beginners/
check the link above, see what opening appeals best to you as white or black .. focus on one and take it from there.. read about the opening and watch youtube videos
check the link above, see what opening appeals best to you as white or black .. focus on one and take it from there.. read about the opening and watch youtube videos
gg muzz
02-21-2019, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
thnx for the games brahThanks man, will check it out..
gg muzz
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02-21-2019, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By AquilaConfido⏩
Engine moves are obvious from a mile away.I would be up for this in theory but it sounds like all you *******s use engines.
How to tell a computer cheater:
- If a person makes obvious moves and hard moves at same rate of speed
- If a person allows scary looking attack on the king involving pins and destruction of his own pawn cover surrounding the king only for you to see that there is no checkmate there when safer moves for your opponent not allowing such an attack were available before your attack. You see, computers have no fear, but in a fast game no human would allow unclear scary attacks when they can be prevented.
- Complex tactics done in blitz game.
- Active typical of computers style with active center fight
Etc.
Once you see some of these things, especially the first one, you can tell easily that it’s a cheater.
Another way is to run a list of moves on an engine, if a person made 28 Stockfish 10 moves in a row, you have a cheater

Like when I caught that moron last night, I’m 2100 on a good day 1900 on a bad day, but he beat me cleanly, while violating ALL of the above red flags, and the way he talked about chess is clear he is weak player, the language he used to talk about chess is kinda like if someone had an AV here of a muscular lean man and yet was making threads asking if bench press is a good exercise... you’d know right away he was fraudin, because you can’t get muscular and lean if you don’t know basics.
02-21-2019, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By kusok⏩
Fuk outta here with that english. We murican up in here!Gotta be able to punch with both hands brah, even c4 etc.
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02-21-2019, 11:52 AM
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No matter what i do, i can't get higher than the 600 rating on chess. When i go up a bit, they put me against 700's and i get destroyed.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
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02-21-2019, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
I think this will be great for youNo matter what i do, i can't get higher than the 600 rating on chess. When i go up a bit, they put me against 700's and i get destroyed.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
https://chessfox.com/
It's a 10 day video guide.
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02-21-2019, 11:56 AM
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02-22-2019, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Chess is a difficult game, and hoping to get to 2000 or whatever your goal rating is, isn’t going to be fast or easy. Same as fat loss and muscle gain, it’s a slow road.No matter what i do, i can't get higher than the 600 rating on chess. When i go up a bit, they put me against 700's and i get destroyed.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
Tactical puzzles are great, but you gotta do many of them, thousands, and many times over until you can tell the solution the very instant you glance at the puzzle. Are you using chess tactics pro free version? That’s like 250 puzzles or so, ok, go thru all of them, then go again from #1 to #250, try to solve them all yourself, if you can’t, then go back after you view the solution and visualize the entire tactic from beginning in your mind. Go thru all 250 puzzles until you can solve them all instantly in less than 2 seconds each. That’s pattern recognition.
You also have to read at least one, or better more, general chess book. Start with Susan Polgar’s World champions guide to chess, and then Jeremy Silman’s complete book of chess strategy, just to get some ideas. Search Amazon or google for best top rated chess beginner books and pick one. Lev Alburt’s Chess course is great. For you you gotta do volume 2 and then his 300 positions puzzle book. I’m currently about 2000 bullet and blitz, 2100 on a good day. And I’m going thru chess tactics pro app (paid version, 3250 puzzles) for the 3rd time. I will go thru all 3250 as many as 7 times until I can solve each one instantly.
Obviously private lessons etc. help.
You can also post the games here and get other people to chime in to give you ideas and tips.
02-22-2019, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
You could post your game notations on here and we can give some pointers.No matter what i do, i can't get higher than the 600 rating on chess. When i go up a bit, they put me against 700's and i get destroyed.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
What time control are you playing?
02-22-2019, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Just keep playing games...eventually youll start recognizing game play patterns... your moves then becomes instinctualNo matter what i do, i can't get higher than the 600 rating on chess. When i go up a bit, they put me against 700's and i get destroyed.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
Then i go down and i wreck the 400-500 crews and it's an endless cycle lol.
I have been trying those puzzles from the chess apps etc, but knowing there is a good move to make vs applying it in a real game on a timer where there might not be ''good'' move is completely different.
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02-22-2019, 07:11 AM
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02-22-2019, 07:13 AM
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This is my rating right now on chess.com
Who wants to play?

Who wants to play?

02-22-2019, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
Soon.jpgill play you on lichess , a 3 mins game , no icnrements
02-22-2019, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By MEDITATE⏩
https://lichess.org/JQ7cPWDaill play you on lichess , a 3 mins game , no icnrements
3 min no increments pls respond
02-22-2019, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By RiceBrah93⏩
How come everyone's rating on the misc is 2k+? Didn't you guys have super nintendo when you grew up?This is my rating right now on chess.com
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