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post 1574463971 02-25-2019, 07:59 AM
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LMFAO @ people who don't have kids and their pathetic coping methods (srs)

brb 200,000 years of your bloodline as homo sapiens
brb 8,000 generations
brb all of it ends when your FA beta ass gets dropped into the mix
brb cope by making out as though you're a martyr
brb"b-b-but there is already too many people in this world bruuhhhhh!"
brb"b-b-but I wouldn't be so cruel to bring a child into this world bruuhhhh!"
brb the ultimate failure and waste of resources
brb literally a parasite



Spoiler!


fist yourself
post 1574464011 02-25-2019, 07:59 AM
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post 1574464041 02-25-2019, 08:00 AM
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LOL this is the biggest cope thread for knocking up a random sloot ive ever seen. its okay bro its only 18 years of child support
post 1574464131 02-25-2019, 08:01 AM
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Spoiler!
I got this
post 1574464181 02-25-2019, 08:02 AM
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Sorry I can't really understand what you are talking about here, but I would love to have a thoughtful conversation about it with you.

Mind mailing you your dissertation. you can deliver it too.
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post 1574464241 02-25-2019, 08:03 AM
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Worse when a bunch of slack jaw mouth breathers reproduce....IE creating new parasites.
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post 1574464431 02-25-2019, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By atjoblin⏩
Sorry I can't really understand what you are talking about here, but I would love to have a thoughtful conversation about it with you.

Mind mailing you your dissertation. you can deliver it too.
Strong as fukk sig to post content ratio.




I’d say the vast majority of people who don’t want kids have been completely broken by society. The most enjoyable and fulfilling thing most people can accomplish in their life is to procreate and invest 20 years or so pouring time, money, energy, and other resources into helping that kid go out into the world and thrive. This is our deepest desire. Anyone who says otherwise is most likely broken.
post 1574464441 02-25-2019, 08:07 AM
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Lmaooooooo imagine what your great great ancestors would have weathered to survive only for you to end that bloodline. (Unless you got a sibling tbh)
I watch die hard cause I have a massive crush on 80s and 90s Bruce Willis
post 1574464481 02-25-2019, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Clydesdale1991⏩
Worse when a bunch of slack jaw mouth breathers reproduce....IE creating new parasites.
Even the most disgusting, abhorrent human being that ever lived has completed his/her objective if they reproduced.

People who die childless are natures biggest failure.
fist yourself
post 1574464531 02-25-2019, 08:09 AM
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Lol @ thinking that continuing your bloodline is important. What are you, early 20s?
post 1574464551 02-25-2019, 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted By montiii⏩
Lmaooooooo imagine what your great great ancestors would have weathered to survive only for you to end that bloodline. (Unless you got a sibling tbh)
would still be dead, your line is your line, your siblings/s' would be their line and an extension of your fathers line.
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post 1574464581 02-25-2019, 08:10 AM
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Another miserable father so jealous of with kidless friends he needs to make a cope thread.

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Originally Posted By StevieMe⏩
Lol @ thinking that continuing your bloodline is important. What are you, early 20s?
Guy's insecurities can be felt through the internet
post 1574464701 02-25-2019, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Even the most disgusting, abhorrent human being that ever lived has completed his/her objective if they reproduced.

People who die childless are natures biggest failure.
How many did you make?

Spoiler!
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post 1574464761 02-25-2019, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By montiii⏩
Lmaooooooo imagine what your great great ancestors would have weathered to survive only for you to end that bloodline. (Unless you got a sibling tbh)
brb - traipsing through icy wastelands, foraging for berries to survive.
brb - battling the Vikings and surviving the massacres
brb - somehow surviving the great plagues
brb - rotting your genes out of existence thousands of years later in complete safety

fist yourself
post 1574464801 02-25-2019, 08:15 AM
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Weak pullout game confirmed
post 1574464881 02-25-2019, 08:15 AM
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you're right op, as soyboy beta male, it's a shame, my bloodline ends with me

feels bad man
post 1574465071 02-25-2019, 08:19 AM
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post 1574465951 02-25-2019, 08:33 AM
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no kids crew

don't have time for kids crew
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post 1574466281 02-25-2019, 08:38 AM
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post 1574466381 02-25-2019, 08:39 AM
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Agreed

Double LMFAO @ anyone of glorious Celtic/Germanic European stock that doesn't want to further their incredible bloodline, history, culture and genetics.

post 1574466431 02-25-2019, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩
no kids crew

don't have time for kids crew
I dont really either. Also all I hear is horror stories from people about having to deal with their kids all day. It does not sound like something I want right now and maybe forever.
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post 1574466601 02-25-2019, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Sarevoke75⏩
no kids crew

don't have time for kids crew
Same, maybe things will chance but i enjoy the extra $$$ and extra time
post 1574466661 02-25-2019, 08:43 AM
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[QUOTE=DirtyDon123 post_id=1574466381]Agreed

Double LMFAO @ anyone of glorious Celtic/Germanic European stock that doesn't want to further their incredible bloodline, history, culture and genetics.

[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnvQKQ2r9ztmld6/giphy.gif[/im g][/QUOTE]i feel bad for the women who wants kids and then every guy is like HURR DURR I WANNA BE FREE HURR DURR A HOLIDAY HOME IN THE BAHAMAS OR A KID HURR DURR
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post 1574466721 02-25-2019, 08:44 AM
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Glad you're ok Busta. Thought it was you getting propositioned by that dog couple days back.
post 1574466771 02-25-2019, 08:45 AM
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Lmao love those gifs bro.

I dont want kids because of my mental illness. That's a legit reason.
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post 1574467051 02-25-2019, 08:49 AM
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I wish I had kids
post 1574467091 02-25-2019, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
i feel bad for the women who wants kids and then every guy is like HURR DURR I WANNA BE FREE HURR DURR A HOLIDAY HOME IN THE BAHAMAS OR A KID HURR DURR
Agreed lol, that holiday home in the Bahamas will seem meaningless when they are 60 years old rotting alone in it LMAO

I also feel sorry for the women who've been lied to and told that their career is what matters, who put off having kids until it's too late, the women who have been brainwashed into taking pride in being tax cattle. I also feel sorry for any men who have put off kids for their careers for the same reason (just adding this to appease any subversive SJWs reading this who will scream "muh sexism")
post 1574467201 02-25-2019, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted By DirtyDon123⏩
Agreed lol, that holiday home in the Bahamas will seem meaningless when they are 60 years old rotting alone in it LMAO

I also feel sorry for the women who've been lied to and told that their career is what matters, who put off having kids until it's too late, the women who have been brainwashed into taking pride in being tax cattle. I also feel sorry for any men who have put off kids for their careers for the same reason (just adding this to appease any subversive SJWs reading this who will scream "muh sexism")
dont think these guys know when theyre alone and dead their precious dogs will probably eat their face.

RIP women. I foresee a charity being started in the next 5 years to pay for women who get out of college and want to enter the work force to freeze their eggs.
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
brb - traipsing through icy wastelands, foraging for berries to survive.
brb - battling the Vikings and surviving the massacres
brb - somehow surviving the great plagues
brb - rotting your genes out of existence thousands of years later in complete safety

I'm back, bitches!
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