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Thread: LMFAO @ people who don't have kids and their pathetic coping methods (srs)

post 1574470961 02-25-2019, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted By devin45k⏩
Yeah, I have relocated 4 times in the past 9 years for my career. I am open to relocating again and dont want to fully commit to an area because I have a child in school. I wouldnt want to put hypothetical kid through having to make new friends at school and chit.
Do whatever, but I don't think this is any real issue until maybe 5th grade - start of middle school. And be aware that you can't exactly schedule a baby like a vacation. Could take awhile for your wife to get pregnant, may have prenancy(ies) that don't go full term/result in a healthy baby. Then you have at least 5 years before they even start primary school. Our daughter was in 5 different schools in 5 years...3 times due to moving and the second 2 due to a program she got into.

And if y'all are serious:

One
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post 1574472201 02-25-2019, 10:16 AM
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Sometimes the right thing to do is not have kids. Brb broke ugly and bad genes don't want to pass it on.
post 1574472311 02-25-2019, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What does OAD mean?
OAD
Acronym Definition
OAD Overall Diameter (ophthalmic)
OAD Original Air Date
OAD Ontario Association of the Deaf (Canada)
OAD Original Animation DVD


Turns out that didn't help at all. Waste my time again and I'll headbutt you square in the ovaries.
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post 1574472471 02-25-2019, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
And if y'all are serious:

One
And
Done
Thank you. Most of us are not familiar with sloot acronyms.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1574472511 02-25-2019, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Thank you. Most of us are not familiar with sloot acronyms.
Just sloot avis, eh?
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post 1574472861 02-25-2019, 10:27 AM
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post 1574473101 02-25-2019, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
Just sloot avis, eh?
Yeah, like mine
I'm back, bitches!
post 1574473411 02-25-2019, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Even the most disgusting, abhorrent human being that ever lived has completed his/her objective if they reproduced.

People who die childless are natures biggest failure.
Aren't 80% of EU leaders childless? The migrants you accept outbreed you 10 fold.

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post 1574473681 02-25-2019, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Picture yourself being 65 with no kids.... Brb look old and wise with white hair and wrinkles, but in reality you never experienced raising another human so you are really like a withered old shell of a human with the spirit, experience level, and attitude of a 30 year old. Straight up fraudin.

Got my first kiddo popping out around late July boyos, reps to all the fathers itt.
Are you married? Broke people do not get married anymore, but they continue to **** out kids.
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post 1574473751 02-25-2019, 10:41 AM
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every time I play PUBG I always end up playing with a guys on the mic with a screaming kid in the background...poor dudes cant even play video games in peace and I have to hear it...
post 1574489651 02-25-2019, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By straightflexing⏩
every time I play PUBG I always end up playing with a guys on the mic with a screaming kid in the background...poor dudes cant even play video games in peace and I have to hear it...
LoL, this

Kids = life ruined
post 1574490081 02-25-2019, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By mgftp⏩
LoL, this

Kids = life ruined
For people who think playing video games is more important than raising kids maybe...
post 1574490281 02-25-2019, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
brb 200,000 years of your bloodline as homo sapiens
brb 8,000 generations
brb all of it ends when your FA beta ass gets dropped into the mix
brb cope by making out as though you're a martyr
brb"b-b-but there is already too many people in this world bruuhhhhh!"
brb"b-b-but I wouldn't be so cruel to bring a child into this world bruuhhhh!"
brb the ultimate failure and waste of resources
brb literally a parasite



Spoiler!


Brb some ******* on the Misc who thinks he’s a good, and intelligent, father who still talks like a complete tool saying “brb” before his sentences.


Tool
You have my word as a Schons.
post 1574492591 02-25-2019, 02:30 PM
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Are you still a parasite if you spend your entire sexual career laying randoms with self-supplied condoms which you pierced with a pin?
That way you've more than likely produced at least 1 offspring but you may never even know about it.

????

Profit.
post 1574493001 02-25-2019, 02:35 PM
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Agreed.

Lmao @ them.


Disclaimer: if you biologically can’t have kids, or are a manlet and therefore wouldn’t be so cruel as to reproduce, I respect that. Enjoy your life the best way you can.
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post 1574495771 02-25-2019, 03:12 PM
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If you bring a bunny to the park / shopping center, every kid will want to talk to you and see your bunny. It's to the point that kids gather around me and I see no parents around, and I'm like babysitting all these kids. I also made some kids cry because their parents want to leave, but they want to stay with the bunny.

They ask so many questions too.
post 1574499861 02-25-2019, 03:56 PM
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Am I the only person here that doesn't want kids because they hate them? I didn't like kids when I was a kid.
Í̶̛̪͕̩̤̱͎̬̟͕̻̽̏͂̚͝ ̷͉̰̬̗̰̋ͅL̶͍̫̳̪̰̟̹̭̦͖͔̼̂̑͌̽́͊̉͛͠ͅO̸̢̨̩̖̣̣͚͎̱̘̲̗̰͌͜V̵̰͎̤̤̣̘̰͒̔E̷̛̹̖̭͓̰̓̇́̃̒͐̄̅͂̄̚͜͝ ̷̜̟͍̺̟̱̠̩́̉̑̑̈̆̈̏͊̀͗̉͝͝Y̵̛̬̬͇̝̭̲̬̳̎̈̿̒̈͛̈́̓͌͌̏̚͜O̴̜̻̠̥̩͋̋́̌͐̊̌͠Ų̶̧̮͋̀̅́̈́̄̃̆̑
post 1574500111 02-25-2019, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By iamsocreepy⏩
Am I the only person here that doesn't want kids because they hate them? I didn't like kids when I was a kid.
Name checks out.
post 1574500321 02-25-2019, 04:03 PM
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Didn't read thread. Apologies if this was posted already.
post 1574500851 02-25-2019, 04:09 PM
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Some of my coworkers have told me about how they felt like punching their kids. I wouldnt want to find myself in that position
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post 1574504211 02-25-2019, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MatteSilver⏩
If you bring a bunny to the park / shopping center, every kid will want to talk to you and see your bunny. It's to the point that kids gather around me and I see no parents around, and I'm like babysitting all these kids. I also made some kids cry because their parents want to leave, but they want to stay with the bunny.

They ask so many questions too.
This is an extremely disturbing post.
fist yourself
post 1574505091 02-25-2019, 04:55 PM
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Between accumulating rep points, reading and regurgitating dailymail articles and delivering mail, I don't know where you would get the time to properly raise your children into respectable adults.

I mean, you can congratulate yourself for supplying the seed and continuing your genetics, but it's not really a "job well done" scenario if your children turn out to be neglected pieces of chit with daddy issues.
post 1574506331 02-25-2019, 05:12 PM
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lol people who don't have kids never talk about it let alone try to "cope" with it in any way? just the opposite: it's always the goobers who are unhappy, with a bunch of kids and an UCKERS wife/girlfriend trying to justify it and shame the other side

brb I do whatever I want when I want... might have kids later in life but I don't feel like putting up with them right now, and I sure as hell could care less what other people do, kids or no kids... but enjoy worrying about what everyone else is doing and making posts about it
post 1574507121 02-25-2019, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
This is an extremely disturbing post.
He's red now. My good deed of the day.
Not in the AM
post 1574532001 02-26-2019, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Hypernation⏩
Brb some ******* on the Misc who thinks he’s a good, and intelligent, father who still talks like a complete tool saying “brb” before his sentences.


Tool
Originally Posted By umop3pisdn⏩
Between accumulating rep points, reading and regurgitating dailymail articles and delivering mail, I don't know where you would get the time to properly raise your children into respectable adults.

I mean, you can congratulate yourself for supplying the seed and continuing your genetics, but it's not really a "job well done" scenario if your children turn out to be neglected pieces of chit with daddy issues.



Originally Posted By Stringer-Bell⏩
lol people who don't have kids never talk about it let alone try to "cope" with it in any way? just the opposite: it's always the goobers who are unhappy, with a bunch of kids and an UCKERS wife/girlfriend trying to justify it and shame the other side

brb I do whatever I want when I want... might have kids later in life but I don't feel like putting up with them right now, and I sure as hell could care less what other people do, kids or no kids... but enjoy worrying about what everyone else is doing and making posts about it
fist yourself
post 1574532081 02-26-2019, 01:03 AM
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Lol this thread itself is semi cope. "Continue my bloodline" lmao

Nobody would miss your bloodline of postmen/women.
post 1574532311 02-26-2019, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
Are you married? Broke people do not get married anymore, but they continue to **** out kids.
Nope not married. U mad?

I'm gonna be the best fukkin dad ever.
HTC
Proud Dad crew
6'4" height of the gods
post 1574532521 02-26-2019, 01:21 AM
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Have you invented any important ****? Ah, that's what I thought, no1 gives a **** about your children who most likely will be useless ****s just like you.
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[QUOTE=jackamo2887 post_id=1574468581]ITT you only have 2 options

a) Get married

b) Die alone and rot


You do realize you can date women, have a girlfriend, go on trips together, grow old together, without getting married and having kids, right?

Enjoy your crippling debt, your kids hating you, your Honda CRV and fat cheating wife and working until you're 80.

The married man cope is strong in here.[/QUOTE]Lool what an insecure ****. Choose wife with care and without rush and actually "grow" your kids and none of these will happen

[QUOTE=hotsaucebrah post_id=1574473411]Aren't 80% of EU leaders childless? The migrants you accept outbreed you 10 fold.

[youtube]uUU7McW2_nI[/yoube][/QUOTE]Delet this goy
post 1574535391 02-26-2019, 03:40 AM
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Originally Posted By PKneyr⏩
Have you invented any important ****? Ah, that's what I thought, no1 gives a **** about your children who most likely will be useless ****s just like you.
I hate playing the game of being interested in hearing how someone's little Billy did at soccer last night or looking at pictures of the snot nosed Fornite playing low IQ autistic little chit. I really respect the guys with kids who realize I don't have kids for a reason, I don't even know what one of my current bosses who I have been working for nearly 10 years kids look like, good man. One thing many people with kids need to understand are people who don't have kids don't have them because they don't like them, so you are literally torturing us by showing us yours. I'd rather walk into the office and be showed gay porn of guys sucking each other off than people and the pictures of their kids.

And yes, over 99% of people's kids will amount to nothing and leave no imprint on this world, just live out their lives as an average desk jockey or tradie like most of us and die. LoL@ all the need to leave next generation talk, for what? Pure insecurity and cope. I'll buy some people actually want to have kids even though I'd rather kill myself, but I cringe so hard when they produce cope reasons for having them because it shows they really didn't and felt forced to by someone or society, or themselves and now are just justifying the biggest life altering choice they have made. Reasons like this thread, comes off as pure cope, but nothing new from this OP, I expect another similar thread shortly from him.
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