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post 1575340031 03-08-2019, 08:28 AM
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Happy Birthday Wincel!



International Women's Day...the irony.

Therapy is a good thing. After seeing that last thread though - just get laid already man!

Go to Vegas for a week. I'm sure if you have a nice chat with the concierge at one of their find adult establishments they will set you up with the right service providers:

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nat...brothels-guide

Or if that just seems too seedy then work with a sex therapist:
I emailed Vanessa Marin, a psychotherapist “specializing in all things sex.” Here’s her response, which she addressed to secretvirginman directly:

“First of all, I’m sorry to hear about all of the abuse you have suffered. Abuse has a horrible way of sucking all the joy out of life, and these effects can be especially pronounced when it comes to sex.

I know that you’re intent on losing your virginity, but I think you should shift your focus to getting into therapy to help you process the abuse and bullying, and develop coping strategies. Your problem isn’t that you’re a virgin; it’s that you have unresolved trauma. Your first sexual experience isn’t going to be a magical panacea for your problems.
Get set up to see a sex surrogate:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-...b07b827cbebde2

Rip off that band aid and get on with your life.
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post 1575340301 03-08-2019, 08:31 AM
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Happy B day, C'mon Wincel U can get through this man.
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post 1575340321 03-08-2019, 08:32 AM
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Happy birthday you pathetic *******.
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post 1575340531 03-08-2019, 08:35 AM
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I like wincel.
Get some snatch though son.
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post 1575340711 03-08-2019, 08:37 AM
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Get a prostitute just to see what its like I guess. (I wouldn't personally tbh)

edit: LMAO at sex surrogate. Gal just found a legal loophole mirin.
post 1575340811 03-08-2019, 08:39 AM
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Lmao @ "sex surrogate".

Pro tip for Huffpost: if you have to spend half the article telling us it's not a prostitute, it's a prostitute.


Happy birthday wincel.
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post 1575340891 03-08-2019, 08:40 AM
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thx brahs
post 1575341011 03-08-2019, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩


International Women's Day...the irony.

Therapy is a good thing. After seeing that last thread though - just get laid already man!

Go to Vegas for a week. I'm sure if you have a nice chat with the concierge at one of their find adult establishments they will set you up with the right service providers:

https://www.thrillist.com/travel/nat...brothels-guide

Or if that just seems too seedy then work with a sex therapist:



Get set up to see a sex surrogate:

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/what-...b07b827cbebde2

Rip off that band aid and get on with your life.
What women don't realize is that for some, it's not the physical act of losing your virginity that is causing the anguish. It's the psychological distress of knowing that you are not genetically desirable. I believe wincel has even hinted at this being the reason why he hasn't seen a pro. How does paying someone that doesn't care one iota for you, and is probably internally disgusted by you, a solution to that problem? As a women, you have no idea what it's like to be in this position because at any given point you have 1000 people desperate to wife you up or slide in your sugar walls.

Happy birthday wincel!
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post 1575341331 03-08-2019, 08:45 AM
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in b4 wincel is banned again

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post 1575341431 03-08-2019, 08:46 AM
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is this thread freaking serious?

why don't you bang him then katya?

i will happily pay for wincel to fly to you for a bang.

dead serious
post 1575341551 03-08-2019, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩
is this thread freaking serious?

why don't you bang him then katya?

i will happily pay for wincel to fly to you for a bang.

dead serious
she's a mom

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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩
is this thread freaking serious?

why don't you bang him then katya?

i will happily pay for wincel to fly to you for a bang.

dead serious
He wouldn't do it. You could have a sloot spread legged 5ft away from him and he'd mumble some excuse then go back to crying about how bad his life is. Srs.


EDIT: Wizarded by the man himself ^^^
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post 1575341881 03-08-2019, 08:52 AM
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Happy birthday *******

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post 1575342831 03-08-2019, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth⏩
He wouldn't do it. You could have a sloot spread legged 5ft away from him and he'd mumble some excuse then go back to crying about how bad his life is. Srs.


EDIT: Wizarded by the man himself ^^^
Show me one time that I cried about how bad my life was.

I swear u guys just make chit up and stereotype me.

1) Never said throw acid in any girls face ever. Brozart straight up remembered it wrong. He saw some other guy's comment, joked it was me, and then legit forgot he was joking.

2) Never cried about how bad my life was ever. While I've gone through rough patches, I have always provided positive feedback about things and promoted a stoic view on here to keep trying and to accept things as they are. You must be confusing me with all the other incels on here that cry about how they can't get laid.
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I’m still mad that one female miscer wanted to go on a date with him and he made excuses and refused
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Every day I log in and read your posts. And we chitpost and have a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I open the misc and read all the threads. Because I think maybe you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. Because you finally got laid. Or hit by a car. I don't know much, but I know that. Happy birthday *******
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post 1575343541 03-08-2019, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I’m still mad that one female miscer wanted to go on a date with him and he made excuses and refused
Aka my ex lol she’s just something else man lmao
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post 1575343761 03-08-2019, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I’m still mad that one female miscer wanted to go on a date with him and he made excuses and refused
why did he exactly?

inb4 "not my type"
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post 1575344171 03-08-2019, 09:20 AM
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post 1575344181 03-08-2019, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
1) Never said throw acid in any girls face ever. Brozart straight up remembered it wrong. He saw some other guy's comment, joked it was me, and then legit forgot he was joking.
Well look, wincel, it's your birthday, but that doesn't mean you get to go around making chit up about me.

I wasn't joking. So, naturally, I didn't forget I was joking. I didn't see another guy's comment.

You said something about someone being a 'prime candidate for the acid treatment', at least once. Maybe it was a joke, whatever. I don't care, but don't go around telling me what I said.
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Originally Posted By Fuqdatass⏩
I’m still mad that one female miscer wanted to go on a date with him and he made excuses and refused
Because possibly outing yourself to the misc for a pity date is the best approach to take? I don't blame him from refusing
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Originally Posted By dj10show⏩
it's not the physical act of losing your virginity that is causing the anguish. It's the psychological distress of knowing that you are not genetically desirable. I believe wincel has even hinted at this being the reason why he hasn't seen a pro. How does paying someone that doesn't care one iota for you, and is probably internally disgusted by you, a solution to that problem?
I'm pretty sure he's come out and said almost this exact same thing before. Its not about sex its about having someone who desires you and wants to be with you enough to have sex.

By the way happy birthday Wincel!
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Originally Posted By Brozart⏩
Well look, wincel, it's your birthday, but that doesn't mean you get to go around making chit up about me.

I wasn't joking. So, naturally, I didn't forget I was joking. I didn't see another guy's comment.

You said something about someone being a 'prime candidate for the acid treatment', at least once. Maybe it was a joke, whatever. I don't care, but don't go around telling me what I said.
Reprimanding someone on their own birthday.

What an absolute savage.
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
why did he exactly?

inb4 "not my type"
Apparently he thinks she’s out of his league lol
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post 1575345171 03-08-2019, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
Apparently he thinks she’s out of his league lol
Not quite as bad but still bad.

No self respecting man would miss the chance to smash someone out of his league.
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wincel is a good poster. 100% srs. for some reason, his posts don't annoy me unlike half the 'deer diary i can't get women because of my negative cantal tilt eyes' threads.
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