Brb show up 15 minutes late to grammar 1 while I’m locked in the library 8 hours a day

Brb have sloots who wouldn’t even make eye contact with me basically asking them to **** in the comments section

Brb post cringeworthy quotes about hard work when all you had to do was be born with the right genetics to chase a ball and take celltech in high school

Your sister's probably offering to split a dime bag with them if they'll let her suck their cawks as we speak OP.

Just google “Jacob Eason or Irvin Smith Jr.” srs

49 years old and stalking teenagers on IG

I'd say you got bigger problems op

I heard about chicks milking their used condoms

Would rather get no pussy than pay money wether made it or not to some random fuk

I know dis what SS thinking

And most will graduate in 4 years, never make the NFL and have a ****ty communications degree. The only advantage is that their schooling was probably paid for.

Would rather be at home miscing than getting all that poon anyways

I’m talking about the guys who will make the NFL

he’s also 6’6

ITT: OP is a *******

And a troll....

Lot of miscers getting triggered by this thread tbh. Pretty nasty messages attached to negs. Must’ve pushed a button

I know Eason. He’s not slaying anything

It's not even about looks most of the time or even money cause they dont have any (yet).. it's just the popularity. It's fxcking dumb but girls treat the guys they bang like a badge of honor.

I had a boss in her 50's, married with 3 kids who asked me one day if I knew some random retired MLB player. Said nah never heard of him, why? And she said because she banged him once back in the day lol. Like I was going to be impressed.

Lol legit. Some girl from my back up high school was bragging that she got pumped and dumped by the backup quarterback at LSU. Lmao strong morals.

LOL if thats all you think D1 players did.

And a lot of them will find themselves getting cut in a few years. Some will have career-ending injuries.

Only the most elite survive.

Lol my track player roommate did half that **** freshman year and he wasn’t even good looking and it’s not a sports school

lol I know a sloot who got banged by Ed Dickson once at the club years ago. Literally her proudest achievement srs.

lmao that dadbod physique is pitiful. Not jelly

I should have played some kind of sport in school.
i was good at everything athletically

And to think that someday they’ll be driving their kids to daycare. Gross.

not sure if you’re being serious, he legit looks like a middle aged father. Idk how you think this guy has the same level of aesthetics as prime brad Pitt or anwar hadid no homo

Backup QB LMFAO!

To push the notion further, I actually had a brief period where I had girls throwing themselves at me solely bc of popularity.

For the two years I was in community college before going to MSU, I started a ******** group called "TKs Party Hotline". The basis of the group was essentially to unite all the cliques in my county. If someone wanted to throw a house party they would send me details (location, kegs, DJ, theme, house size, etc.). Whichever party sounded the best I would post on the group wall and it would be an automatic banger. People kept adding friends of friends and so on, it blew up to almost 1000 people.

I would have girls I didnt even know literally grabbing my dick and hitting on me at parties asking me to take them home. Keep in mind I didnt start lifting seriously until I went to university. I was 5'9 130lb twig, earring wearing f-ggot, who was a total douche bag.. I had no business getting laid at all.

Girls would lie too about banging me. Had a couple instances where girls I totally wouldve banged if given the chance were passing rumors about getting with me. I just went with it, but it made no sense to me.

sh-tty part was I let the pride get to my head and ended up turning a lot of them down even if they were hot, thinking the pussy would last forever... didnt.