He just doesn't know how to deal the with the situation. What does he do when some kid who is a boxer threatens to KO him and he doesn't know how to fight?

He came up with the mad plan in the first post, but that is not acceptable and completely wrong, so what does he do now?

Throw down and get KO'd in front of his wife?

He looked to me for advice and said "what would you do?" i said "I don't know" whilst i was having visions of waterboarding the boyfriend.

I'm going to try and make him take up BJJ to give him some confidence with confrontation and in the meantime tell him to not get riled up about it.

take up bjj and beat up the bf? you don't raise tough idiots to win fights, you marry and raise smart people so you don't have to deal with these things. killing and tribal warfare doesn't happen in educated neighborhoods. i would say countries but look at chicago. people with money are not immune to stupidity. don't get your neighbor in a class that will make him think he can fight a kid that will whip his ass. violence is for idiots. reads like the guy needs to get his marriage in order. partners should be on the same page.

I'm the (wannabe) Chad who wants to throw fuel on the fire, take advantage of the situation and go balls deep in the trophy wife pussy, but i'm trying real hard to be the Timothy and help him.

He's a good dude, unlike me, who would baseball bat the chit out of the boyfriend if it was my daughter and wife.

You are right, and i'm not talking about him taking up bjj to fight the kid, but instead to make him not scared of confrontation.

I was out drinking with him a couple of years ago and we are walking down a street at 2am and this drunk guy is causing chit and shouting at people on the street and starts saying chit to us.

My neighbor chits his pants and starts going "We don't want any trouble...we don't want any trouble... blah blah", and i'm like "fuc him, there is two of us and we should kick his ass, cheeky fucer thinking he has the balls to start a fight with us...we should beat his ass"...all whilst he is terrified and chitting bricks.

I feel like i enabled him that night to act like a bitch because i also backed down and walked away like a bitch.

So you would throw your life away sitting in jail for the rest of your life and your slooot daughter and trophy wife would be jumping on a different dick in less than a month. Idiot

be a man. it means what i wrote in the previous post. a man should know how to make violence a last option but be prepared to defend himself if needed. part of being a man.


if your neighbor runs into a problem that requires the latter, he should be smart enough to figure it out. scrawny fat men have ruled countries for centuries...let alone a pesky daughter's bf.

So what would you do if your daughters boyfriend made a comment to your wife about her "buns", sent her a cock pic, and threatened to KO you?

he knows he's been cucked and doesn't want to get KO'd by the kid on top of everything else.

I think i'm going to advise him to take up BJJ and by the end of the summer he may have the balls to stand up to the kid or at least pull guard and trick the kid into getting submitted. I doubt he'd take up boxing.

That has nothing to do with the kid. It's the wife that's the problem. His wife should have called the cops and got the kid in trouble for exposing himself. His wife should not be supporting his kid taking naked selfies and deep thrusting a banana. His wife should definitely not let the kid come back to the house it's clear who the problem is here and it's not the kid.

Honestly I'm picturing this guy to be workaholic and the only reason his wife has even stayed w him for so long is for security reasons. Would not surprise me if she already cheated on him multiple times.

EDIT: though the real problem is the poor bastards wife is definitely gonna smash the kid. Maybe he’ll get lucky and she’ll do it before the kid turns 18 and he can turn her in, liquidate his assests and move to Thailand.

He just doesn't know how to deal the with the situation. What does he do when some kid who is a boxer threatens to KO him and he doesn't know how to fight?

He came up with the mad plan in the first post, but that is not acceptable and completely wrong, so what does he do now?

Throw down and get KO'd in front of his wife?

He looked to me for advice and said "what would you do?" i said "I don't know" whilst i was having visions of waterboarding the boyfriend.

I'm going to try and make him take up BJJ to give him some confidence with confrontation and in the meantime tell him to not get riled up about it.

Yeah, but he's a nice guy who'd give you the shirt of his back and i feel bad for him.

Although if he was away at work one day and his wife shoved a big titty in my mouth...





































I'd have to suck it, but that is beside the point.

I have a neighbor across from me who i get on with quite well and have known for 8 years. He has a bar in his house and i quite often go over and drink whisky and rum with him.

Last week he phones me and he rarely does this as we normally bump into each other on the street, and he asks me to come over and that his wife and daughter are out.

This is a long story so i'll skip the small details.

I go in and he pours me a whisky and then proceeds to tell me he needs my help.

His 16 yr old daughter posted a pic on instagram of her lying on a sun lounger face down with one bare ass cheek showing and topless with her back arched showing one tit except she covered her nip, but basically naked.

He finds out about it and hits the roof, but his wife sides with her saying she should be allowed to express herself and his daughter has since refused to delete it (You're not getting the link misc, don't ask.) He showed me the pic and i was like "holy fuc!" but then he goes on to tell me that this isn't the worst of it, that his daughter sent a photo of herself deep throating a banana with the caption "practice makes perfect" to one of her friends and her friend posted it on Twitter and it came up on his feed. He had saved the pic and also showed me it.

Anyway, i tell him just to go with it because if her mother has sided with her and she won't delete it then it will just cause a chit load of fights, and instead he should warn her not to post anymore chit and to stop being a ho'.

At this point he starts crying and i'm like "it isn't a big deal, forget about it" and he says "this isn't the worst of it".

He goes on to tell me his daughter is seeing this ruffian of a kid who may or may not be an alpha in the making...

My neighbor is a Chevy Chase kinda dude, but his wife is hnnnng... trophy wife material and a strong 9, great face, great ass and real big firm natural titties...

One night he comes home from work and his daughter is in the kitchen with her boyfriend and he catches the kid making a flirty comment to his wife, something about helping her with her buns or something...

This happens a couple of times, making comments to his wife. He eventually takes the kid outside and tells him he doesn't want him seeing his daughter anymore and not to contact her again and the fucer turns around to him and says "I'll see her if i want and if you have a problem with that i'll knock you the fuc out"... it turns out the dude has been doing boxing since he was 8. My neighbor tells him "did you hear me, keep away from her" and the kid walks off like "fuc you", later that night the kids send a picture of himself completely naked with a boner to my neighbor's wife and then right after another text saying something like "Sorry my bad, it was meant for someone else ;" She deletes it, but tells him about it, so he hasn't seen it.

He's fucin pissed and tells me he has come up with a plan to get a van and some friends dressed in balaclavas and kidnap the kid, take him to a field and scare the fuc out of him. I tell him there is no way I'm doing that stupid chit and he's a fucin idiot. He eventually agreed it was a bad idea and that he wouldn't do it.

I ended up leaving and told him to think of something else.

He phoned me earlier and asked me to come round for a few beers tomorrow.

I asked him if he has anything resolved and he said "not yet".

What do i tell him misc?

I think i'm going to tell him to ignore it all and stop giving a fuc about any of it.

Cliffs- my neighbor has a problem with his daughter and her boyfriend

Cell phone goes away, internet gets a password, kid gets a restraining order and gets thrown in jail

Edit: if he can't beat the kid, he's at least within his rights in most states to level a shotgun at the kid and tell him to GTFO. Threat of physical violence towards him in his home satisfies the castle doctrine and will hopefully put the fear of God in him

Just cause the guy used to be a boxer doesnt mean he cant get his ass whooped. It's all about the individual. I fought boxers before and whooped their ass, but were talking about a middle age man. Still one good hard sucker punch will knock anyone out. Still feel like this story is fake