- Maybe when he's standing 3 feet from her he got a good look?
- no counter, was dumb

This is how I imagine things went down leading up to season 7.

D&D: "Alright George so here we are about to pass where your last novel left off at. What's the big plan boyo, how does all this end? Whats the origin of these Others, The Prince that was promised, and this three eyed raven thing."

George: "Fuk if I know mate I'm still trying to figure it all out myself. Why do you think these damn last books are taking me so long. Sh*t I spent an entire book fuking around in Dorn and the Iron Islands to avoid having to tie up all these loose ends. Good luck."

And now here we are lol.

[QUOTE=Ed_Norton_fan post_id=1579513761]- Maybe when he's standing 3 feet from her he got a good look? [img]https://i.imgur.com/uKJHeIj.jpg[/ig]
- no counter, was dumb[/QUOTE]I know he saw her briefly but unless he had a photo and showed all his men, it would mean that somehow in all that chaos, Euron HIMSELF would have captured her without Greyworm or anyone else having a clue. The logistics of that alone is mind bending. It was a huge naval battle with thousands dying lol.

wow this spot on. John does ghost dirty too. Shows a joke now.

I think him getting Misandei was more of a lucky situation. Probably captured a bunch of people and somebody noticed who she was. This is one of those things I'm willing to forgive since the show has dumber **** to be pissed about. I am just bewildered that by thinking about how to kill dragons, Cersei and her crew have been able to create the most powerful naval weapon in their history. Who knew scorpians can destroy fleets from a mile away like they're made out of pinata paper.

You guys are complaining like a bunch of little bitches lol unreal

Might still be something there. Don't say he won't kill her....

Loling hard at butthurt levels over 9000 in this thread. It was an okay show for a few seasons, some clever parts, a lot of garbage too. Now it has gone full retard, rip.

Funny part is there are so many neckbeards fans of this show, it would practically write itself. All the "writers" had to do was read this thread alone (I'm sure there are many other threads posted by nerds on reddet and other sites) and pick any of the many theories people have been posting for years about how it ends. Even the worst predictions I've read over the years are better than what they've come up with.

This show's downfall will undoubtedly culminate in the ultimate failure: the worst final season finale of all time.

Yup, it's an easy way to artificially build up drama and Cersei as an "endgame" villain.It's hard to expect much from the geniuses behind such masterpieces as Wolverine: Origins. Didn't even know about it until I looked it up recently, but it's all starting to make sense.

Until episode 3, I had somewhat come to terms with Game of Thrones having devolved into a medieval fantasy Avengers. I'm a fan of Avengers and all that comic book nonsense, after all. Disappointing, but still entertaining enough. Then last episode happened. When goddamn Game of Thrones feels like there are lower stakes than Endgame, a kids' movie where the good guys are destined to win and mostly survive, you know things have gone to chit. It feels like one Dorne scene after another.People said that it should in all logic be an easy taking, not that it actually would be. Many predicted that the show would have Dany make stupid mistakes and Cersei's side pull chit out of their ass to make things challenging and add "drama."

They really should've had another season to flush out all the stories. It would be awesome if the nk actually transferred his soul to arya at the last second (he did touch her). Imagine the last episodes dany is dead. Jon is the king of the iron throne. Then the last shot, camera zooms in slowly on arya's eyes and it turns slightly blue. End credits. Everything is just rushed. I get it tho

Jon's speech for those that died in the battle was good.

best episode of the season calling it now

this was a GOT episode i rmbr from the hay day

heres the spoilers for the rest of the season lmao

loled @ the writers writing themselves into a corner
loled @ reverse plot-armor for minor characters
loled @ impending reverse deus-ex machinas

^^^

next episode, Qyburn uses one of these right before Drogon can roast Cersei



oh yeah, king's landing is in vegas now

Euron was a dope character in the books

also theres 3 dragon eggs in the crypt

Varys also gon pull some major strings

the gold army will turn on cersie as jon is the new targaryan king

Late to the party, oh man so NK really isn't coming back, Goodnight sweet prince.

Couple of things:

- Lmao at there being like few hundred casualities AT BEST in the most important battle in history.

- No matter how badly they force the Gendry Arya relationship it looks so fukin awkward seeing him kiss what looks like to be a pre pubescent boy, dude had to kneel to be on her line of vision.

- Sansa thinks herself the next Tywin but all she has is her pseudo-intellectual observations, she has no actual wits about her and never comes up with solutions, annoying character at this point.

- Is Bran even a character anymore? Dude is doomed to spent the rest of his days watching all the HBB's of Westeros from past to present in his masturbatorium, Ashara Dayne hnggg.

- Jon letting how his secret was a mistake, but it half makes sense since he's not exactly a character of wits like Tyrion, always letting his emotions and honor guide him.

- No idea whats going to happen with Bronn, half expected Arya to teleport out of nowhere and end him as well, looking forward to his plot.

- Ghost / Rhaegal got the NK treatment and erased from the show to save the budget, what the fuk were they thinking isolating themselves when Euron is the king of the seas? Rhaegal got no scoped from a distance so ludicrous i couldn't help but laugh. Rip homie.

- Varys is one of the few characters that hasn't been butchered so far, the best scenes in this ep were him and Tyrion discussing their queen's reckless nature(two fukin mad queens in one serie smh, at least the SJW outrage will be glorious when Jon turns out to be AA after all)

- Did anyone else laugh when Brienne notified Jaime after reading the letter that Missandei got captured? Bruh, literally no one in that scene know who that is or give a dusty fuk who she is, shoehorned harder than the Jaime x Brienne scene.

- Lol you telling me Cersei who blew up the sept of Baelr, killing hundreds of monarchs including her own phucking uncle, and as a proxy, her son, wouldn't just massacre Daenerys the moment she set foot outside her walls, they were so fukin vulnerable with her World of Warcraft raid sized party, the true Cersei would've handed them a one way ticket to the seven hells.

Overall enjoyable episode, which doesn't mean much given how low the bar was set last ep, i'll warrant. Hope at least the next ep's carnage is on point boys.

dont be salty

since season one i told yal VArys is best character been my fave since day 1 gon save the realms in the next 2 episodes the spider

we act like cersei couldn't have just used her archers and scorpions and just kill danerys on the spot ?

how many movies/tv shows have they had meetings like that and nothing ever happens

cersei is clearly confident that she can have that meeting and take them on full force and still win

dono man. did thje Knights of the Vale pack their bags and head home right before the Battle of Winterfell?
since Missandei was dead anyways, why didn't she RKO Cersei down the wall with her?

Lmao there's a fckn coffee cup next to dany



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Obviously not, you're told a story, it isn't interactive.

Let me try and pull your point from your scathingly edgelord comment that made me reel so hard I literally flew into a wall. You're saying that you wanted the Night King dying to be the closure of the series, he wasn't. Then you say you weren't happy about a kid being the one to kill the Night King because it wasn't realistic enough for you.

First of all, what else could you want done with the Night King? He killed a dragon and brought it back from the dead and rode it into a battle against other dragons, how do you give more satisfaction than that? We had a movie length battle with dragons and the biggest Armies in the world and it somehow wasn't enough because trebuchets were in the wrong place and some soldiers were on the wrong side of a pit? It would be unreasonable to expect 3+ hours worth of episodes to be dedicated to a single battle, it would get boring.

As for Aryia, we got occasional glimpses into what happened to her over the course of 10+ years in world time, what we did see was her training with the most renowned swordsman in the world, living hard on the streets, killing people, learning from the most deceptive and strategically smart person in the world in the form of Tywin Lannister, learning from a master assassin while living on the streets, forming a relationship and learning from one of the most brutal enforcers in the Seven Kingdoms then living on the streets blind and training with the Waif and spending more time with an assassin to a god to the point that she could wipe out an entire house by wearing the face of its leader. You should be able to read between the lines there and assume that she learned a lot more over the course of almost a decade that we didn't see.

To the East of the GoT world is a place called the dead wastes in Asshai, where people like Melisandre come from. Its not uncommon for people there to wield magic, Melisandre's magic was basic bish mud hut magic compared to the chit that comes from there. Jaqan clearly showed Arya some of that for her to be able to make use of peoples faces the way she does so it isn't too unreasonable to expect her to be able to sneak her way past a fukking zombie with its back turned (who was expecting a dragon to be guarding the only entry way to the Elder Wood, which Jon distracted for Arya to slip by) using some of that training. They can use peoples faces to literally become that person using magic but its out of the realm of possibility that they can't use that same level of magic to become undetectable for a short time?

How hard do you need it spoon fed to you? They showed Jaqan do it, then they showed the Waif do it, then they showed Arya do it in the same episode she used it to kill the Night King.

The "little girl 360 no scope" learned from the most underhanded, smart, devious, dangerous and vicious people in the world for the better part of a decade. I think she was probably more equipped to kill the Night King with a stroke of lucky opportunity than a regular guy with a sword in a field.

So no, I don't think you do understand the basic concept of what a story is. 'If I didn't explicitly see it then it didn't happen and is stupid' isn't how it works. There are parts of story telling that are open to interpretation, you're supposed to figure some of it out on your own and the writer won't always fill in the blanks for you.

Ep 4 made Ep 3 looks like IMDB 10/10 movie...

it's to subvert your expectations bro

She could but there are certain unwritten rules of battle/warfare. If you assassinate or poison someone no one cares, but if you kill someone when you are in a parley instead of in battle or not a sneak attack you are the ultimate bish.

On the behind the scenes of ep 4, the writers basically said Dany forgot about the iron fleet.... wat

And everyone else did too? Tyrion, Varys, Jon, Missandei, Grey Worm....

You know, the army of advisors and generals who are supposed to think for her when she doesnt do it?

And even if we believe that nonsense, this explains how dragons with a birds eye view of the narrow sea had no clue the fleet was there how...?

fukn lmao

This used to be arguably the GOAT show and this season is singlehandedly setting it back multiple positions on the all-time list. I would be laughing if it wasnt so sad.

This bothered me and some1 pointed it out already, where the fuk were they?

What Kingslanding actually has looked like throughout the seasons:



Last ep:



Where the fuk are they?