Thread: Who wants to play chess?
05-02-2019, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Send me a challenge on chess if you're down for one of those games,Just being stuck in the 1500's is all. d4 is the bane of my existence, but I'll work these kinks out
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05-02-2019, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Sent. Don't tell me you've been going d4. Dammit.Send me a challenge on chess if you're down for one of those games,
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05-02-2019, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
E4 or bust. Bobby fischer all the way.Sent. Don't tell me you've been going d4. Dammit.
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05-02-2019, 08:06 AM
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I'll play anyone right now in a game of Blitz, link up..
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05-02-2019, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK⏩
https://lichess.org/dtuJcvTNI'll play anyone right now in a game of Blitz, link up..
10 min if you're down.
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05-02-2019, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Will check in when 2200 lol. 2106 nowWhere are all my chess brahs at? This thread be dying.

Fack, this sheit hard! These people I’m playing, I look at their av pics and they sitting there with like chess trophies and at the board with a serious look in a tournament hall etc. da fak? They like take lessons and sheit... This is bullsheit. I gonna get’em, I swear m8. I’ll wreck’em.
Plan to improve further is to get to 35 at puzzle rush on chess dot com (32 current best, usually I get about 26 or so)
, must solve and re-solve a few hundred more tactics until total automatism, and forming an opening repertoire. Working a bit on strategy and endings as well.
05-04-2019, 01:40 PM
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Anyone up for a 3 min blitz game rn ?
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05-06-2019, 06:13 PM
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Just played the biggest ******* ever.
The game was a draw over 30 moves ago, but he wouldn't accept it for chit. He kept making moves hoping I would blunder the game away.
I gave up hoping he'd draw, so we played on forever. Suddenly I look down at my phone and see a draw request. "Finally! " I think.
But something was fishy. He never accepted any of my offers before. That's when I saw it.
HE FUKKED UP
Should have accepted it when he had the chance
www.chess.com/live/game/3677124100
The game was a draw over 30 moves ago, but he wouldn't accept it for chit. He kept making moves hoping I would blunder the game away.
I gave up hoping he'd draw, so we played on forever. Suddenly I look down at my phone and see a draw request. "Finally! " I think.
But something was fishy. He never accepted any of my offers before. That's when I saw it.
HE FUKKED UP
Should have accepted it when he had the chance
www.chess.com/live/game/3677124100
I'm back, bitches!
05-07-2019, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
this just happened to me lol.. I'm only a poverty 1000 so we both suck but I wrote him "should have taken the draw" and then he quit lolJust played the biggest ******* ever.
The game was a draw over 30 moves ago, but he wouldn't accept it for chit. He kept making moves hoping I would blunder the game away.
I gave up hoping he'd draw, so we played on forever. Suddenly I look down at my phone and see a draw request. "Finally! " I think.
But something was fishy. He never accepted any of my offers before. That's when I saw it.
HE FUKKED UP
Should have accepted it when he had the chance
www.chess.com/live/game/3677124100
The game was a draw over 30 moves ago, but he wouldn't accept it for chit. He kept making moves hoping I would blunder the game away.
I gave up hoping he'd draw, so we played on forever. Suddenly I look down at my phone and see a draw request. "Finally! " I think.
But something was fishy. He never accepted any of my offers before. That's when I saw it.
HE FUKKED UP
Should have accepted it when he had the chance
www.chess.com/live/game/3677124100
https://lichess.org/gGnXer7ztVk5
05-07-2019, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
Thta match gave me anxiety. Better protect those pieces man!this just happened to me lol.. I'm only a poverty 1000 so we both suck but I wrote him "should have taken the draw" and then he quit lol
https://lichess.org/gGnXer7ztVk5
https://lichess.org/gGnXer7ztVk5
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05-07-2019, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Man I don't know why I just lose focus and miss easy chit and then notice my blunders as soon as I play it.. I have times when I'm in the zone and can get to around 1300, and then I lose like 15 in a row for some reason.. Really need to to start studying openings and grand master matches.. My dad also fuks me up in chess and he never fuking plays that chit, just used to play it with his brothers when he was young yet he destroys me and I'm playing that chit on my phone the whole time.. Pretty demoralizing lolThta match gave me anxiety. Better protect those pieces man!
05-07-2019, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
Lets do a match.Man I don't know why I just lose focus and miss easy chit and then notice my blunders as soon as I play it.. I have times when I'm in the zone and can get to around 1300, and then I lose like 15 in a row for some reason.. Really need to to start studying openings and grand master matches.. My dad also fuks me up in chess and he never fuking plays that chit, just used to play it with his brothers when he was young yet he destroys me and I'm playing that chit on my phone the whole time.. Pretty demoralizing lol
https://lichess.org/MLKws3w4
edit: it's cool, no need to join... I'll just lose against muzzlrpress some more on chess.com
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05-07-2019, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Lemme know when its safe to watchLets do a match.
https://lichess.org/MLKws3w4
edit: it's cool, no need to join... I'll just lose against muzzlrpress some more on chess.com
https://lichess.org/MLKws3w4
edit: it's cool, no need to join... I'll just lose against muzzlrpress some more on chess.com
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05-07-2019, 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
sorry bro just saw this, i'll be able to play in 15 min if you're hereLets do a match.
https://lichess.org/MLKws3w4
edit: it's cool, no need to join... I'll just lose against muzzlrpress some more on chess.com
https://lichess.org/MLKws3w4
edit: it's cool, no need to join... I'll just lose against muzzlrpress some more on chess.com
05-07-2019, 12:45 PM
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05-07-2019, 12:54 PM
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05-07-2019, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Just played the biggest ******* ever.
The game was a draw over 30 moves ago, but he wouldn't accept it for chit. He kept making moves hoping I would blunder the game away.
I gave up hoping he'd draw, so we played on forever. Suddenly I look down at my phone and see a draw request. "Finally! " I think.
But something was fishy. He never accepted any of my offers before. That's when I saw it.
HE FUKKED UP
Should have accepted it when he had the chance
www.chess.com/live/game/3677124100
The game was a draw over 30 moves ago, but he wouldn't accept it for chit. He kept making moves hoping I would blunder the game away.
I gave up hoping he'd draw, so we played on forever. Suddenly I look down at my phone and see a draw request. "Finally! " I think.
But something was fishy. He never accepted any of my offers before. That's when I saw it.
HE FUKKED UP
Should have accepted it when he had the chance
www.chess.com/live/game/3677124100

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05-14-2019, 12:34 AM
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05-14-2019, 01:33 AM
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I used to play chess a lot in elementary and some in high school just for fun. I never learnt any tactics or openings from books, just from experience. I really enjoyed it but to get to higher level I would have to study the game and that would take the fun out of it.
I got to a pretty decent level for a non competitive player.
I got to a pretty decent level for a non competitive player.
05-18-2019, 01:53 PM
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05-18-2019, 05:11 PM
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Anyone ever watch agadmator chess videos? This showed up on his twitter lol.
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05-19-2019, 09:33 AM
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Someone explain to me why chess tactics robbed me of my points. What's wrong with Qf4 to Qf1?
Solution is Qf5 then Qf1.
https://www.chess.com/puzzles/problem/27561/practice
Also why doesn't the computer do Rook G3?
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06-17-2019, 03:07 PM
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Rg3. Qg5 is the answer
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06-17-2019, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Yeah but isn't Rg3 possible if you put the queen on f5 as well? Which is the solution.Rg3. Qg5 is the answer
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06-17-2019, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
after that Qxc1Yeah but isn't Rg3 possible if you put the queen on f5 as well? Which is the solution.
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06-17-2019, 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
fuark you're right. now i'm under 1400 with tactics again. Chess is bs.after that Qxc1
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06-17-2019, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By backinthegymbro⏩
Lol. It's ok mane still movin up tho.fuark you're right. now i'm under 1400 with tactics again. Chess is bs.
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06-25-2019, 08:19 AM
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06-25-2019, 08:22 AM
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Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
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