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post 1579867261 05-10-2019, 07:53 PM
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Told girl my “size” and she asked hard or soft..lmao

Girl asked my size , so I told her an estimate.
Literally, her first words after were “hard or soft” and she was serious..
and I am well above the “average” size

Wow..is it over?
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post 1579867351 05-10-2019, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Girl asked my size , so I told her an estimate.
Literally, her first words after were “hard or soft” and she was serious..

Wow is it over?
Hit her with a pipe wrench.

Here's a pic of what I mean by pipe wrench:

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post 1579867461 05-10-2019, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
Girl asked my size , so I told her an estimate.
Literally, her first words after were “hard or soft” and she was serious..
and I am well above the “average” size

Wow..is it over?
It strikes again....
post 1579867591 05-10-2019, 07:58 PM
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Tours over
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post 1579867601 05-10-2019, 07:59 PM
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maybe she was one of my exes
post 1579867701 05-10-2019, 08:00 PM
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Game over.
post 1579867751 05-10-2019, 08:01 PM
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post 1579867791 05-10-2019, 08:02 PM
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thats cause every single bro estats. 4 inch dinkers say they got 6 and 6" bros say they got 8 so if you say 5 inches shes visualizing you having a 3 inch conk
post 1579867861 05-10-2019, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By hiyooo⏩
tell her to come over and find out

wouldn't matter after smashing

This. Or just outright lie.
Every other guy doubled their actual size so your honest answer didn’t stand a chance
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post 1579867961 05-10-2019, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
maybe she was one of my exes
lol first thing I thought of
post 1579868101 05-10-2019, 08:08 PM
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Always give legit length crew. They always ask, "Are you sure you're not bigger?" Lol, brahs be estatin like crazy.
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post 1579868851 05-10-2019, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By patagucci⏩
Just say soft - no downside ... and when you smash just whip out your micro penis and say surprise bitch ... jk !!
this, put her up in doggy tell her you gonna finger her first (dikk her down with micropenor)
then double fist the chit out of her
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post 1579868891 05-10-2019, 08:26 PM
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Lol I’ve told girls I had a 7.5 inch dick (99th percentile) and they unmatched me. Women have no idea about dick size
post 1579870471 05-10-2019, 08:50 PM
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You balding ******* it’s been over for you
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post 1579870741 05-10-2019, 08:54 PM
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woman have low iq
and dont know how to measure
otherwise i will pm you with tips
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post 1579870881 05-10-2019, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩
Lol I’ve told girls I had a 7.5 inch dick (99th percentile) and they unmatched me. Women have no idea about dick size
who the hell measures half a inch. they probably knew you got a tiny 6 incher

girls know cock sizes based off their ex. and like above most add extra inches out of insecurity. if hes not from asian/south asia then he probably has average which is 6 inch. most people have 7+

girls watch porn and see guys with pepsi can ones that are 9 inches and think of that so when you say 6 theyre dissapointed.
post 1579871191 05-10-2019, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By deeAvi⏩
then he probably has average which is 6 inch. most people have 7+
post 1579871451 05-10-2019, 09:06 PM
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One time, i sent a snap to a bitch i was going to smash and she replied “tell me it wasnt hard”
post 1579871501 05-10-2019, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted By TheMagician23⏩
excluding asians and south asians(aka indians). i know mexicans have small dinks too by data someone posted so i guess that
post 1579871741 05-10-2019, 09:13 PM
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what's your size bro?
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post 1579871781 05-10-2019, 09:14 PM
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Some women prefer large (12'')
post 1579871891 05-10-2019, 09:16 PM
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"I'm hung like a needle but I fukk like a sewing machine."

Gotta think quick in times like that.
post 1579871911 05-10-2019, 09:16 PM
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lol you might have a legitimate size queen on your hands OP. Just remember, no girl can take the girth of your fist and the length of your forearm.
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post 1579878201 05-10-2019, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted By beansieweansie⏩
thats cause every single bro estats. 4 inch dinkers say they got 6 and 6" bros say they got 8 so if you say 5 inches shes visualizing you having a 3 inch conk
True story mine is not 9 inches and this girl took a guess and that’s what she said. Just lol I couldn’t imagine
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post 1579878311 05-10-2019, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By deeAvi⏩
excluding asians and south asians(aka indians). i know mexicans have small dinks too by data someone posted so i guess that
puerto ricans are hung as fuk(nohomo)
post 1579878391 05-10-2019, 11:45 PM
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I imagine a 5"1-2 girl weighing about 130-142 lbs here. Pls confirm

Just LOL at the level of flirting going on.

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And send her this RICH shop

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post 1579878821 05-11-2019, 12:00 AM
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So what is your size op?
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post 1579878901 05-11-2019, 12:03 AM
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You have two options here.

A. Measure from your butthole to give you extra inches
B. Reply and ask her to measure how deep her vagina is
post 1579879111 05-11-2019, 12:10 AM
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who gives a stat for soft?
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post 1579879151 05-11-2019, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By ralphlaurenbrah⏩
Lol I’ve told girls I had a 7.5 inch dick (99th percentile) and they unmatched me. Women have no idea about dick size
That might have been too big for her.
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