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06-09-2019, 12:27 PM
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swing and hit the cyclist and drive away
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06-09-2019, 12:33 PM
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I just started cycling and always use the sidewalk whenever it's available. It pisses me off to no end when there's a perfectly good empty sidewalk right next to them yet they choose to impede traffic by riding on the road.
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06-09-2019, 12:39 PM
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06-09-2019, 12:39 PM
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hate these pecker heads on bikes in the middle of the freaking road, most are clueless to how much of giant douche bags they are ironmanlet.. only a handful are respectful on the road
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06-09-2019, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
This guy should be made a national hero. Fukking cyclist scum, srs. Get off the fukking road, stupid kunts. I see them often driving through certain towns here and virtually every single time they don't pay attention to their surroundings. Laws for cyclists and also the pedestrian having right of way are immensely stupid. I've seen too many dumb pedestrians walk right into cross walks on purpose, or without paying attention nearly causing pileups. Get out of the way or get off the fukking road. Worst part is when there are a bunch of them and they think they own the road.
06-09-2019, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Boyguy⏩
If you want to get bicycles off the road talk to your local council or highway department to build more traffic-free bicycle paths.motorcycles or bycicles? I had bicylcists because they get in my fuking way wearing their gay ****ing biscyinlist suit like they are a profession lmao its so lame gtfo my way u idiot theres a sidewalk for a reason but brb wearing suit to let everyone know im S E R I U I S about riding my bicicle
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06-09-2019, 12:53 PM
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They are inconsistent scum that's why people hate. Idc what the law says if you want all the privileges of bring treated like a vehicle then you gotta deal with the implications as well or people are going to hate your ****ing guts. It's not reasonable to say I can use the road like all other vehicles but then wheel to the front on a red light and not wait your turn.... NOT WHAT OTHER VEHICLES ON THE ROAD DO! you're either a vehicle or you're not, you can't just like a liberal move the goalposts whenever you want or no one will like you. If they were consistent I'd respect cyclists. But they're not. I don't see motorcycles wheeling to the front every time there's a red. I hate nothing more than inconsistency. You cannot have it both ways, not without people hating you
06-09-2019, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By DassItMan⏩
ever been outside of the USA?They are inconsistent scum that's why people hate. Idc what the law says if you want all the privileges of bring treated like a vehicle then you gotta deal with the implications as well or people are going to hate your ****ing guts. It's not reasonable to say I can use the road like all other vehicles but then wheel to the front on a red line and wait your turn.... NOT WHAT OTHER VEHOCLES ON THE ROAD DO! you're either a vehicle or you're not, you can't just like a liberal move the goalposts whenever you want or no one will like you. If they were consistent I'd respect cyclists. But they're not.I don't see motorcycles wheeling to the front every time there's a red. I hate nothing more than inconsistency. You cannot have it both ways, not without people hating you
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06-09-2019, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By AniMaLizTik⏩
Pedestrians have dominated roads much more than vehicles.brb paving roads for horse and buggies? lol
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06-09-2019, 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted By PowerPal⏩
Cyclists hate traffic. Force them to use the road and they are pissed.any cyclist brahs here? chime in
The opposite would be a traffic free bicycle path away from all traffic.
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06-09-2019, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By DassItMan⏩
Get on a bicycle and enjoy the same privileges.They are inconsistent scum that's why people hate. Idc what the law says if you want all the privileges of bring treated like a vehicle then you gotta deal with the implications as well or people are going to hate your ****ing guts. It's not reasonable to say I can use the road like all other vehicles but then wheel to the front on a red light and not wait your turn.... NOT WHAT OTHER VEHICLES ON THE ROAD DO! you're either a vehicle or you're not, you can't just like a liberal move the goalposts whenever you want or no one will like you. If they were consistent I'd respect cyclists. But they're not. I don't see motorcycles wheeling to the front every time there's a red. I hate nothing more than inconsistency. You cannot have it both ways, not without people hating you
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06-09-2019, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Lol @ these ******* tough guys "pull over so we can have a chat"as if there weren't fuking doing something absolutely retarded.
Cyclists piss me off because they pick and choose what rules apply to them and what privileges they feel they deserve, and then have the audacity to give drivers and pedestrians sh!t for things.
They want to be recognized as a vehicle by law and have the right of riding on the road but want the privileges of a pedestrian being able to blow by stop signs, not use signals, never yield, be able to have cars stop for you to cross the street, etc.
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06-09-2019, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By andy0w⏩
I've watched cyclists ride in the exact center of the lane, up a giant hill, during rush hour at about 5km/h. When there was enough room for them to ride in their designated bike lane to prevent this from happening.If you want to get bicycles off the road talk to your local council or highway department to build more traffic-free bicycle paths.
Excellent surface, wide enough for passing.
They'll love it and you get a free road ahead.
Excellent surface, wide enough for passing.
They'll love it and you get a free road ahead.
I had a cyclists intentionally block all traffic from making a right hand turn because he stopped in the middle of the turning lane to wait for the light to turn green. Just so he could continue on straight.
Most of the time I see 2+ cyclists, they are side by side taking up space in the lane and impeding traffic, when they should have been single file in their biking lane.
I came across a marathon on a two lane highway. It was the only highway for 100 km stretch but it had a bike lane. 1 out of 5 cyclists I passed actually used the bike lane, the rest impeded traffic.
It's good in theory but from what I've witnessed, it doesn't work that great in reality.
I'm an avid cyclists, though I mainly ride downhill/freeride/trails. I will occasionally do long bike rides and when I do, there are certain roads I refuse to bike on. When I do bike on a road, I'm hugging the shoulder as tightly as I can. I don't trust anyone else who is on the road. I don't understand the mentality of some cyclists who think it's perfectly ok to impede traffic and piss of drivers. Who is going to win, a 2000 pound vehicle or their 200 pounds of flesh?
With that said, ya there are cyclists out there who obey the laws, stick to their lane and don't cause issues. They seem to be the exception rather than the rule here.
06-09-2019, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
I wish I was rich enough that I could get out at stoplights and stomp all the spokes out of their wheels.Putting words in my mouth does not make your argument any stronger.
Most bikers are not disobeying the law/interfering with traffic. Sure we could find some youtube videos of bikers being d-bags, which I do not deny at all. Has any biker really ever done anything to you? Or have you just seen one riding and felt offended simply because they exist. You seriously get upset simply because a bike passed you on the right (which is not dangerous or illegal at all). Do you get road rage when people in cars don't do what you want them to do, or do something you don't want? Your emotional response to these seemingly meaningless interactions is the issue. Your problem is with you, not with anyone else.
Then you justify taking it out on bikers, which is both dangerous and illegal. Please, for the sake of society, get help.
Most bikers are not disobeying the law/interfering with traffic. Sure we could find some youtube videos of bikers being d-bags, which I do not deny at all. Has any biker really ever done anything to you? Or have you just seen one riding and felt offended simply because they exist. You seriously get upset simply because a bike passed you on the right (which is not dangerous or illegal at all). Do you get road rage when people in cars don't do what you want them to do, or do something you don't want? Your emotional response to these seemingly meaningless interactions is the issue. Your problem is with you, not with anyone else.
Then you justify taking it out on bikers, which is both dangerous and illegal. Please, for the sake of society, get help.
They belong on the phucking sidewalk.
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06-09-2019, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By DstryEvrytng⏩
This. I fukn hate those *******sIn my area cyclists regularly ride two and three wide on 50 mph posted roads. Thats a danger to everyone on the road.
06-09-2019, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Lol those phucks form tour de France packs on US64 and take up whole lanes in a 65mph zone.I strongly doubt it. You probably believe what you are saying, but it is exaggerated in your own mind.
I had one phuck ride down the middle of the right hand lane in rush hour on the main road in town.
We get to a stop light and I want to turn right.
He's going straight but waits in the middle of the lane. I took my horn asking if he could move up or over he refuses.
So I decide to go around him on his left to make a right on red and the pos moves up just enough to block me. So I try again and he moves up again.
I roll down the window and say hey phuck face I'm just trying to turn right. You've slowed down traffic for 2 miles.
He yells I'm entitled to whole lane and I am taking whole lane.
Phuck all of them.
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06-09-2019, 01:28 PM
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I hate those fukkers too OP. Almost never stop at 4 ways. Ride on roads with no shoulders/bike lanes.
Not to mention they dont pay any road tax or insurance...
Not to mention they dont pay any road tax or insurance...
Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Exactly, those kunts.
06-09-2019, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
Literally nothing fuks up a crowded 4 way stop like cyclists...I hate those fukkers too OP. Almost never stop at 4 ways. Ride on roads with no shoulders/bike lanes.
Not to mention they dont pay any road tax or insurance...
Exactly, those kunts.
Not to mention they dont pay any road tax or insurance...
Exactly, those kunts.
When you have to watch for cars, pedestrians crossing messing up the order, and then cyclists zooming in and out with no sense of order...
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i love how triggered the bicycle *******s get in these threads.
cyclists are mostly pieces of chit that dont follow traffic laws. it should be legal to run them over.
cyclists are mostly pieces of chit that dont follow traffic laws. it should be legal to run them over.
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Originally Posted By iwant2beswole⏩
yea okay but, does he live up in those mountains or is he on a scenic route just to piss off bicyclists?this if you're a redneck/hick
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Originally Posted By DassItMan⏩
You have legit anger issues and don't know what the word consistent means.They are inconsistent scum that's why people hate. Idc what the law says if you want all the privileges of bring treated like a vehicle then you gotta deal with the implications as well or people are going to hate your ****ing guts. It's not reasonable to say I can use the road like all other vehicles but then wheel to the front on a red light and not wait your turn.... NOT WHAT OTHER VEHICLES ON THE ROAD DO! you're either a vehicle or you're not, you can't just like a liberal move the goalposts whenever you want or no one will like you. If they were consistent I'd respect cyclists. But they're not. I don't see motorcycles wheeling to the front every time there's a red. I hate nothing more than inconsistency. You cannot have it both ways, not without people hating you
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Originally Posted By scooterbrah⏩
Triggered? Lol, look at some of the rage being spewed by the car drivers.i love how triggered the bicycle *******s get in these threads.
cyclists are mostly pieces of chit that dont follow traffic laws. it should be legal to run them over.
cyclists are mostly pieces of chit that dont follow traffic laws. it should be legal to run them over.
Literally you: It should be legal to run over cyclists.....lmao they are so mad though.
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Originally Posted By sammywatkins⏩
Uh, Yes....What lol? So blatant disregard for the laws of the road as well as public safety is okay in your book?Passing cars on the right is fine?
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
the former is probably true, the latter is not. No need to get defensive.You have legit anger issues and don't know what the word consistent means.
I don't believe that one should be able to just pick and choose what rules apply. Either you're a vehicle or you're not. You can't just act like rules of the road that are applied to actual vehicles shouldn't apply to you when convenient, and should when it is convenient. No one likes people who do that shyt. I will continue sticking my car right to the curb on a red light if there is no designated bike lane. You wanna get treated like a car? Fine, then act like it too.
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I have no issues with them. I have a bike and motorcycle so maybe I am sensitive to how big of a dick cars drivers can be.
I ride my bicycle way to the side though and try not to be a jerk.
I ride my bicycle way to the side though and try not to be a jerk.
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😁 Just got back from a 50km bike ride, you guys act like all we're all NYC bike messenger crazy. I believe most people in this thread are over reacting. Even today I try to be mindfull and share the road and keep far right, drivers are changing lanes right close to me when there is nothing in front of them in the left lane and they are not making right turns 😂. I'm pretty sure stuff like the below pisses everyone off.
https://youtu.be/BWsjSRvpmrM
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06-09-2019, 03:56 PM
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They are legally allowed to use the street as well. Maybe if you have a problem instead of attacking them with your car you can follow them and when they stop, tell them you have a problem face to face like a man. You won't do that though because you have no justification and are just mad someone delayed your daily hub session.
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