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post 1581836401 06-10-2019, 11:32 PM
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My great uncle asked his niece for a hand job...

I heard a little while ago, about how my great uncle supposedly asked my mothers cousin(his niece), for a handjob. (It was recently, she's probably nearly 50 now, all grown up, has her own family, etc... he's like 75, maybe closer to 80, not sure)

Upon hearing it i fkin lol'd, then I thought... what a nasty bastard... then I lol'd some more.

He's old now, but when he was younger he was a Chad, always good with the ladies, smooth talker, probably the most charming man I've ever came into contact with(no exaggeration), funny, always has stories to tell, very interesting man.

Years and years ago, we had some sort of a party/get together... long story short, he was caught banging a family friend in one of our rooms. So he always had a reputation for being dirty like that, which is why I don't doubt what my mothers cousin is claiming, she's not someone that would lie about something like this anyway, and it's such a claim that there's no reason to lie about it. So when I say he supposedly asked her for a handjob, it's more like, he definitely did.

Thought I'd make a thread on the misc and see what you all thought about this, it was a request, which she declined(and then told people about it obviously, and eventually I heard about it), he didn't try to force himself on her or anything like that.

(inb4 he's a miscer)
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post 1581836551 06-10-2019, 11:36 PM
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So, did she Jack him off or what?
post 1581836781 06-10-2019, 11:47 PM
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Pics of aunt-once-removed or whoever tf it is
post 1581836911 06-10-2019, 11:51 PM
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I guess failed potential runs in the family
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post 1581837081 06-10-2019, 11:59 PM
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Most families have at least one perverted uncle that gets brushed under the rug to avoid bringing shame. He's usually the one who other family members won't leave alone around young girls.
post 1581837111 06-10-2019, 11:59 PM
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I guess failed potential runs in the family
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post 1581837121 06-10-2019, 11:59 PM
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INB4 OP is the uncle and 30 to 40 years old.
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post 1581837421 06-11-2019, 12:10 AM
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Was he joking, is he senile or is he Joe Biden?
post 1581837801 06-11-2019, 12:25 AM
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post 1581837891 06-11-2019, 12:29 AM
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Originally Posted By SlothLord⏩
Was he joking, is he senile or is he Joe Biden?
Haven't seen him in a few years now, he's still completely all there as far as I know
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post 1581837971 06-11-2019, 12:33 AM
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post 1581838021 06-11-2019, 12:36 AM
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U should of just done it OP
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post 1581839031 06-11-2019, 01:21 AM
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One of my uncles has a tendency to just let random thoughts fly. We had an extended family get-together and my cousins (female) daughters were messing around in the living room. It's him, me, the three daughters, cousin, and aunt. Uncle is rambling and then all of a sudden the daughters start doing something that triggers the following...

"If your daughters keep doing that they'll end up whores!"

The older women all berstared him.

Took him a second to realize what he just blurted out. Then he does the "awe fuk bye" ... stands up and saunters out of the room.

I had to leave too because I was about to die laughing.

God i hope he gets worse controlling his thoughts as he gets into his 70s just for the lols that will be had.
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post 1581839621 06-11-2019, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted By faxanadu⏩
One of my uncles has a tendency to just let random thoughts fly. We had an extended family get-together and my cousins (female) daughters were messing around in the living room. It's him, me, the three daughters, cousin, and aunt. Uncle is rambling and then all of a sudden the daughters start doing something that triggers the following...

"If your daughters keep doing that they'll end up whores!"

The older women all berstared him.

Took him a second to realize what he just blurted out. Then he does the "awe fuk bye" ... stands up and saunters out of the room.

I had to leave too because I was about to die laughing.

God i hope he gets worse controlling his thoughts as he gets into his 70s just for the lols that will be had.
lmfao
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post 1581839721 06-11-2019, 01:52 AM
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post 1581839781 06-11-2019, 01:55 AM
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this chit makes me sick
post 1581840101 06-11-2019, 02:14 AM
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So did she give him one?
post 1581840781 06-11-2019, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
So did she give him one?
Haven't seen her in a while either... will look in her eye next time I see her. I will just KNOW if she did
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post 1581840981 06-11-2019, 03:09 AM
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Tell us more about the family friend incident
post 1581841051 06-11-2019, 03:13 AM
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he sounds like a fukin loser and a disgusting degenerate
post 1581841291 06-11-2019, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted By DSTEE⏩
he sounds like a fukin loser and a disgusting degenerate
He's really not though, he's the complete opposite. Without knowing what I just said, a lot of misc brahs would look up to him
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post 1581841811 06-11-2019, 03:52 AM
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