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Thread: Took a girl mountain climbing, she quit halfway lmao ( "im into adventures")

post 1569805971 12-29-2018, 01:00 PM
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Astounded that it's nearly 2019 and people still don't realise that when these women write "I like adventures" on dating sites it means getting a train run on them at Full Moon Parties in Thailand, not going on 17 mile hikes on dates lol
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Girl told me she loves riding bikes. I entered us into the Isle of Man TT for a first date. A few minutes into the race at 200mph she slowed down and decided to quit because it was "too fast and scary". Glad she did because she would have just been dead weight at that point anyways and slowed me down.


Its okay though, administered the pipe later that night. Wasn't even that great.
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post 1569810461 12-29-2018, 02:18 PM
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post 1569811161 12-29-2018, 02:29 PM
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Great pics.

Where was this? For some reason I thought you lived in VA.
post 1569811221 12-29-2018, 02:31 PM
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Lol at op thinking "I like adventures" translates to "I want to hike a full day to my own rape and brutal murder"
post 1569811581 12-29-2018, 02:36 PM
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I'm surprised she even went with you

If I was a girl and some dude I just met wanted to go on a 17-mile hike in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere I'd like to think my spidey senses would start tingling

The absolute autism of OP is astounding
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post 1569811771 12-29-2018, 02:38 PM
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Interesting story OP, it reminds of the time when I met this broad supposedly into swimming according to her profile. We get only about 3k into our date swim across the English channel and she flags down a boat to go back

I went with her and we shagged but it was certainly a disappointing experience
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post 1569811851 12-29-2018, 02:40 PM
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Sl00s class travelling to a different Starbucks location as an adventure.
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post 1569813081 12-29-2018, 02:58 PM
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Reminds me of a time a girl told me she likes turtles, so I flew us to the Galรกpagos Islands to convince her to have sex with the last remaining Pinta Island turtle in a mad effort to preserve the species. She quit before he could even cum though, wtf
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post 1569813571 12-29-2018, 03:05 PM
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Bruh, you just left here on top of this big ass mountain?

Why has no one pointed this out yet?
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post 1569813641 12-29-2018, 03:06 PM
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Didn't read anything but the title.

How do you quit halfway when mountain climbing? I thought that was a one way trip.

Edit - looks like you went on a hike. That's not mountain climbing but ok
post 1582213001 06-17-2019, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I just remembered another time something similar happened OP, you just can't trust sloots


Well, I matched with this girl whose profile said "I like being chased, catch me if you can"

I bring her to my farmhouse, invite her in, give her a drink and tell her I'll BRB

So I come racing in with a leatherface mask on and chainsaw roaring but the lying bitch didn't even run. She just hid under the table screaming and crying

Ended up piping her thoroughly but she didn't seem really into it
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post 1582214001 06-17-2019, 08:35 AM
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OP is the type of guy who takes everything literally. Who the hell takes a girl on a 17-mile hike and expects her to be into it.
post 1582214101 06-17-2019, 08:37 AM
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everyone is an adventurous person til its time to do adventurous type chit
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post 1582214121 06-17-2019, 08:37 AM
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going with op on a 17 mile hike in the middle of nowhere.. if i was a girl i'd nope the fukk outta there. are you really this retarded. thats some **** you do after you're in a relationship for a while not a on a first date
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post 1582215201 06-17-2019, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
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post 1582216271 06-17-2019, 09:20 AM
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The best threads of 2019 are the ones that are bumped from past years
post 1582216951 06-17-2019, 09:33 AM
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This thread had people bert staring at me I was laughing so hard the first time I read the replies.
post 1582226861 06-17-2019, 12:16 PM
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- barely knows the girl
- goes on a multiple hour hike
- girl is exhausted and not able to defend herself against OP

nice incel smashing tactic lmao. under these circumstances you could smash anyone
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post 1582227671 06-17-2019, 12:27 PM
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found an old thread of OP taking other chicks on dates

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...8148751&page=1
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post 1582229811 06-17-2019, 12:59 PM
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typical miscer dating strategy
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post 1582230031 06-17-2019, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
I just remembered another time something similar happened OP, you just can't trust sloots


Well, I matched with this girl whose profile said "I like being chased, catch me if you can"

I bring her to my farmhouse, invite her in, give her a drink and tell her I'll BRB

So I come racing in with a leatherface mask on and chainsaw roaring but the lying bitch didn't even run. She just hid under the table screaming and crying

Ended up piping her thoroughly but she didn't seem really into it
Usually when I laugh this hard I canโ€™t keep a boner, but not in this case
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Girl told me she loves painting. I entered us into a contract to Restore the Sistine chapel for a first date. A few minutes into the removal of crystalline accretions of salt that had whitened areas where water had leaked through, she slowed down and decided to quit because it was " too that the restorers have not realised the true intentions of the artist ". Glad she did because she would have just been dead weight at that point anyways and slowed me down.


Its okay though, painted her face with my peen later that night. Wasn't even that great though.
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post 1582232261 06-17-2019, 01:36 PM
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this thread is fukn hilarious

armybrah interpretation of when a girl says "I like adventures" lol
post 1582232771 06-17-2019, 01:46 PM
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Just take her to your bed and watch netflix like a normal person brah
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Originally Posted By twiceasnice⏩
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Originally Posted By USAPump⏩
FUKING MAXIMUM DOULBE TRIPLE OVER LOL @ SOME OF THE GUYS ITT


It wasn't 17 miles straight, it was 17 miles roundtrip. LOL @ some of these guys think 17 miles should 10 hours even with elevation gain. This was a double win for me. I got to the top of a mountain I wanted to go on and smashed later to her moaning my name. No fuks given. pics of climb to prove i aint trolling DEAD SRS.












The stone cold proof that OP took some random sloot on a 17 mile hike. You can't fake those pictures. You cannot argue with those pictures. Now that we've all seen the photos, there is zero doubt this story is 100% true.

























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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
Just take her to your bed and watch netflix like a normal person brah
where's the adventure in that?
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Thread deserves a bump
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