Thread: If you owned your own Gym
06-22-2019, 04:19 PM
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Soare/would u be u in - srs FailedP m8??
06-22-2019, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By AzzTuna⏩
Well **** I’m in troubleAll members must add at least 5lb to their squat and bench after every week.
Those who fail to keep up with this rule are banned forever.
Those who fail to keep up with this rule are banned forever.
06-22-2019, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted By AzzTuna⏩
interesting one this one yeah ...a m liking these ideas!All members must add at least 5lb to their squat and bench after every week.
Those who fail to keep up with this rule are banned forever.
Those who fail to keep up with this rule are banned forever.
06-22-2019, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Yeah u may not be big on rules .... but rulz would be rules sadly bro!!Yea, not big on rules, but that's my usual gym wear anyway innit
These ok?

These ok?

06-22-2019, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
So would u be in on these rles/regs??Yea, not big on rules, but that's my usual gym wear anyway innit
These ok?

These ok?

06-22-2019, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Yeah, count me in man, definitely, definitelySo would u be in on these rles/regs??
wat other rules u all got tho? cus sign up for 1 think and b4 u no it there is a load of other rules innit?
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
06-22-2019, 04:38 PM
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you cant do a set in front of a dumbbell rack to the point where you interfere with others grabbing or putting away dumbbells. So ****ing annoying when i need to put away dumbbells and someone grabs the dumbbells and does a set inches away from the rack.
06-22-2019, 04:44 PM
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Rerack all of your weights or you get banned
No phones on the gym floor.
Shirts and shorts must be worn at all times
No muscle tees allowed
Shoes must be worn
People doing an exercise with the wrong form must be corrected
People doing half reps will be kicked in the nuts
No bags allowed on the gym floor
Chalk is only to be used at the racks.
All members must swipe in and out of the gym to track progress.
People taking longer than 3 minutes in-between sets can be removed from the equipment.
All members must accept a spot request.
No non-natty members in the gym
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
No phones on the gym floor.
Shirts and shorts must be worn at all times
No muscle tees allowed
Shoes must be worn
People doing an exercise with the wrong form must be corrected
People doing half reps will be kicked in the nuts
No bags allowed on the gym floor
Chalk is only to be used at the racks.
All members must swipe in and out of the gym to track progress.
People taking longer than 3 minutes in-between sets can be removed from the equipment.
All members must accept a spot request.
No non-natty members in the gym
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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06-23-2019, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Unless i changed it to like my Uni Course Sports Kit but I think I may stay wityh White T/Grey Joggers F.P Mahn and give out club Ties for awards nights!Yeah, count me in man, definitely, definitely
wat other rules u all got tho? cus sign up for 1 think and b4 u no it there is a load of other rules innit?
wat other rules u all got tho? cus sign up for 1 think and b4 u no it there is a load of other rules innit?
06-23-2019, 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
x 1 yer!!Only Chavs allowed obviously.
So when u going to become 1 Shawn pal!!?
06-23-2019, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Yer some nice Sneakers/Trainers!!!Yeah, would wear some real nice chains while working out too, nice pair of sneaker innit... And no messin around in the gym, havin non of that. At the gym to work no wat i'm sayin mate?
06-23-2019, 02:20 AM
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No deadlifting. Too much liability. It's a dangerous, useless vanity lift.
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06-23-2019, 02:43 AM
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Originally Posted By RaibeartBruis⏩
Yeah keep it to Bench's/Treadmills/Yorke's etc mahnNo deadlifting. Too much liability. It's a dangerous, useless vanity lift.
06-23-2019, 02:50 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Or ****t like this T Shirt below and Grey joggers hey m8??Yea, not big on rules, but that's my usual gym wear anyway innit
These ok?

These ok?

http://www.totalteamwearuk.com/image...166&height=200
06-23-2019, 02:53 AM
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Honestly, if people used a towel / wiped down and re-racked weights you're already ahead of the curve.
A no screen/media type gym, without phones or TV screens I would really enjoy. Something that forced communication and community.
A no screen/media type gym, without phones or TV screens I would really enjoy. Something that forced communication and community.
06-23-2019, 03:50 AM
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Sloots only
No men (except me)
No men (except me)
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06-23-2019, 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Josh1billion⏩
99% of male lifters these are really the only weights you need. Cheat curls, flat bench when noob, and incle and OHP when gud.Dumbbells start at 70 lb and stop at 80 lb.
Just trying to keep costs down.
Just trying to keep costs down.
Originally Posted By JStrez⏩
fixedRerack none of your weights and you get slapped on the butt baseball coach style
Throw your phones phones on the gym floor.
Shirts and shorts must be worn sometimes
Muscle tees? Just go naked honestly, you'd save money this way
Shoes must be worn, unless you liek to squat barefoot
People doing an exercise with the wrong form must be corrected; honestly nvrmind they ego lifting and deserve the herniated disc
People doing half reps will be kicked in the nuts <-- keeping this this is actually gud rule
Peope doing Pin presses for anything besides sticking point training for OHP or strict curl are give n a gtfo from the biggest guy in gym
Bags allowed on the gym floor
Eat the chalk, liquid chalk users will be shamed game of thrones style
All members must swipe in and out of the gym to track progress. <-- keeping this this is actually gud rule
People taking longer than 3 minutes in-between sets can be removed from the equipment... unless finding a true 1RM, but they need to make an appointment for that
All members must accept a spot request, 'specially if it's a heterosexual male wanting to spot a female 'coz there's defo nothing bad goona happen there.
Nothing but non-natty members in the gym
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Throw your phones phones on the gym floor.
Shirts and shorts must be worn sometimes
Muscle tees? Just go naked honestly, you'd save money this way
Shoes must be worn, unless you liek to squat barefoot
People doing an exercise with the wrong form must be corrected; honestly nvrmind they ego lifting and deserve the herniated disc
People doing half reps will be kicked in the nuts <-- keeping this this is actually gud rule
Peope doing Pin presses for anything besides sticking point training for OHP or strict curl are give n a gtfo from the biggest guy in gym
Bags allowed on the gym floor
Eat the chalk, liquid chalk users will be shamed game of thrones style
All members must swipe in and out of the gym to track progress. <-- keeping this this is actually gud rule
People taking longer than 3 minutes in-between sets can be removed from the equipment... unless finding a true 1RM, but they need to make an appointment for that
All members must accept a spot request, 'specially if it's a heterosexual male wanting to spot a female 'coz there's defo nothing bad goona happen there.
Nothing but non-natty members in the gym
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
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06-23-2019, 04:28 AM
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Shadow boxing around the gym would be mandatory.
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06-23-2019, 04:42 AM
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1. be in the gym to train, not to talk.
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
06-23-2019, 04:59 AM
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
Anytime Fitness has the policy of paying $1 per KG of weight that's not being re-racked.Was traveling and checked into a gym. Wall sign read, “if you are too weak to re-rack your weights let one of the girls up front know and they would be happy to rack them for you.”
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
06-23-2019, 05:18 AM
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06-23-2019, 06:35 AM
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No cell phones. That pretty much kills off 30% of customers though who can’t do a 60 min workout without being on social media
I get a tax deduction just by hanging out here
More reps, no texts
06-23-2019, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Omnivium⏩
agreed - I would have same for White T/Grey Joggers!!3 strike rule - if you don't rerack your weights 3 times, you will permanently lose your membership. You will receive a warning after the first 2 times, and if you do it a third time you're out
06-23-2019, 07:30 AM
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Rule 1) No lifting
We'd also have a surplus of fresh hot pizza (always), netflix and chill rooms, games like pool and whatnot, board games, lingerie store for sloots to try on and buy stuff (revenue stream), treadmills and stairmasters in front so sloots can sloot and you can walk at 2mph on the treadmill and watch, speed dating for the single brahs and brahettes interested every thursday night (so if u hit it off u can make plans for friday, optimal getting layed time with a new pickup u just met, gotchu boys), beer on tap (XX amount of beers allowance per month with membership fee, no carryover, excess will be billed to your payment method on file)
umm yeah i can keep going but that'd put us off to a good start
We'd also have a surplus of fresh hot pizza (always), netflix and chill rooms, games like pool and whatnot, board games, lingerie store for sloots to try on and buy stuff (revenue stream), treadmills and stairmasters in front so sloots can sloot and you can walk at 2mph on the treadmill and watch, speed dating for the single brahs and brahettes interested every thursday night (so if u hit it off u can make plans for friday, optimal getting layed time with a new pickup u just met, gotchu boys), beer on tap (XX amount of beers allowance per month with membership fee, no carryover, excess will be billed to your payment method on file)
umm yeah i can keep going but that'd put us off to a good start
06-23-2019, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted By ChickenRamen⏩
Sounds epic manRule 1) No lifting
We'd also have a surplus of fresh hot pizza (always), netflix and chill rooms, games like pool and whatnot, board games, lingerie store for sloots to try on and buy stuff (revenue stream), treadmills and stairmasters in front so sloots can sloot and you can walk at 2mph on the treadmill and watch, speed dating for the single brahs and brahettes interested every thursday night (so if u hit it off u can make plans for friday, optimal getting layed time with a new pickup u just met, gotchu boys), beer on tap (XX amount of beers allowance per month with membership fee, no carryover, excess will be billed to your payment method on file)
umm yeah i can keep going but that'd put us off to a good start
We'd also have a surplus of fresh hot pizza (always), netflix and chill rooms, games like pool and whatnot, board games, lingerie store for sloots to try on and buy stuff (revenue stream), treadmills and stairmasters in front so sloots can sloot and you can walk at 2mph on the treadmill and watch, speed dating for the single brahs and brahettes interested every thursday night (so if u hit it off u can make plans for friday, optimal getting layed time with a new pickup u just met, gotchu boys), beer on tap (XX amount of beers allowance per month with membership fee, no carryover, excess will be billed to your payment method on file)
umm yeah i can keep going but that'd put us off to a good start
06-23-2019, 08:02 AM
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Headphones are banned. Zero tolerance policy.
Headphones have been the.biggest downfall of the gym since 1993.
Headphones have been the.biggest downfall of the gym since 1993.
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06-23-2019, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
Fairs. So u know the Gym Kit Regs'd be White T/Grey Joggers??I already am Chav brah.
06-23-2019, 08:17 AM
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An as well no other Tops to be worn underneath/over
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