There are 100 different cheating sloot threads/week, but holy fukk this one is hilarious. The neighbor has to be Richstrong.





This literally happened this morning. I'm posting it here and hoping to vent and maybe get some perspective because I've been extremely upset all day and can't process this productively. My wife is 8 months pregnant with our child. We live next to another married couple who're in their late 30's. I don't like the guy. I've found him to be invasive and the weird type of friendly that almost seems to be prying and clingy. I'm not sure if that's clouding my judgement here or if this validated my beliefs about him.

I left for work, decided on the way there I just wasn't feeling it and called off. I stopped for breakfast before heading home to surprise my wife. 40 mins tops. I get home, enter from the back door and here's my wife and my neighbor sitting in our living room on the couch. She's turned toward him, fully clothed but with her shirt pulled up over her very pregnant stomach while he, facing her, is rubbing lotion on her stomach with both hands.

They both froze, before my wife asked how come I was back and then said"(his name) stopped by to borrow the toolbox while I was moisturizing, and wanted to know if he could feel the baby so I said ok."I told him to get out before I put him out, and he left immediately.

I tried to stay calm and talk to her and get the whole story. Neighbor's wife is apparently infertile (first I heard of it which is amazing considering the guy never shuts up about his personal woes) and he wanted to feel the baby. That's her story and she's sticking to it. That's not good enough for me. My thought process is there's a big ****ing difference between feeling a baby for 10 seconds and coming into our home and rubbing lotion on my wife's stomach. If it was some close friend of ours I might understand, but I dislike the guy and my wife has never expressed any sort of closeness to him either aside from passing pleasantries, and she's not the type to let anyone she isn't close to put their hands on her. So in the span on a day the guy goes from being a distant acquaintance of hers at best to her deciding to invite him in and let him rub her? I also find it convenient that he showed up that early, right after I went to work, very shortly after his own wife also left for work. And he's never came over asking to borrow anything of mine before, yet 9:30ish in the morning and he urgently needs a toolbox?

I don't believe my wife. This is the first time my trust in her hasn't been strong enough. I don't believe her story because it makes no sense. When I told her I'd be mentioning this to his wife, she was adamant I don't, as not to "make more of it than it is". If it was innocent, what more is there to make? And even if nothing more is going on, I'm not ok with what I seen. I'm not ok with him rubbing my unborn child in my home without me there. I know it's her body and her choice, but I'm not ok with this. It'd be one thing to feel the baby kick, but he was sitting reclined, comfortably on our sofa, rubbing lotion on her with both leaned in to their private conversation.

I'm trying really hard to figure out how to express the fact I don't believe her story without causing stress that'd be dangerous for her or our baby. I don't want to pick a fight with her at this stage of her pregnancy, but at the same time my mind is spinning and I'm not cool with what happened. Any advice would be appreciated.

TL;DR Caught neighbor rubbing wife's belly with lotion. Circumstances make me think something is up, and I'm not happy.

Cliffs:

op’s baby isn’t op’s baby.

got some newz bro

its ur neighbors baby

hes definitely already felt the baby, on the inside of her stomach, with his penis

lmao poor guy

based on all facts and opinions given in his story, he had better prepare for a cucking and/or divorce.

Update. Cliffs: That baby likely ain't his. He better be praying it's not on the hook for 18 years to support this sloot bag.



This will be my only update, and I'm only posting it due to the amount of support I've gotten as well as the numerous requests to do so. I didn't expect the response I got and I've unfortunately seen it referenced on other subreddits, so I'm choosing to confront it. Most of you were right. Congratulations.

I read through all of your replies and spoke to friends, and stewed for a day. My wife stuck to her story, apologized for making me uncomfortable and assured me it wouldn't happen again. Cocksucker decided to leave a handwritten note in the mailbox specifically apologizing as well. I still didn't feel better, and the consensus was that I should speak to my neighbor's wife, who we're going to call Sally, so that's what I did.

Watched my neighbor leave for work, then called my MIL to come take my wife for a lunch and a girls date so she could get out of the house. I left as usual for work, called off again and went to stay with a friend. Got a text from my wife around noon telling me she was with MIL and would be back by dinner. Went home and knocked on Sally's door.

Cocksucker decided to tell Sally I kicked him out and caused a scene about not wanting either of them speaking to us anymore because I was pissed about him "helping" my wife. Come to find out both Sally and cocksucker have been going over to my house while I was away busy for the past few weeks as my wife had approached her and asked if they would be willing to lend a hand with chores she could no longer do alone. Sometimes Sally went over and did small tasks or just hung out, sometimes both, sometimes just cocksucker. Wife told her I knew and was fine with it, and that's why she was confused when her husband told her his bull**** about me being mad. She showed me where she texted my wife (has her number, not mine) to clarify and ask if she was welcome over and my wife hasn't replied, and since I don't often see Sally or socialize with them she just assumed her husband was telling the truth. She also admitted that she noticed cocksucker and my wife becoming "fast friends" and figured it was due to the pregnancy, but thought it was his way of dealing with their own inability to have kids so she wrote it off. I told her what I walked in on. I told her about the tools, which ended up being bull**** too.

Came to the same conclusions. Both cried. Both hugged for the first time. Both took turns denying and accepting and talking each other down. Took a walk around the block together and conspired. She planned to call cocksucker at work and say that my wife messaged her confessing to the two of them having an affair, and seeing what happened.

Went back to my friend's. Started having major panic attacks thinking I ****ed up, I was about to ruin my marriage, worrying I might be wrong. Bit later and I get a call from my wife screaming at me to find a way to leave work and come home. So I go home. Cocksucker called her telling her what Sally told him. She told me I was crazy, I was a piece of ****, that she was considering leaving me, everything. Having a panic attack thinking I just ruined my entire life over nothing while also trying to calm her down for the baby's sake. Impulsively told her that if she was leaving, I'd still be requesting a DNA test.

And that's when it all came down. Entire tone changed. Pleading, begging, apologizing, hyperventilating, holding me. Asking me how I found out while denying anything happened. I told her it'd be ok and asked if she'd talk to me if we went for a drive. She agreed. Took us to a parking lot and we talked, told her if there was any chance of anything happening she needed to tell me what was happening because I already knew a lot.She'd ****ed cocksucker a handful of times before she was pregnant. Our baby might not be ours. Cocksucker had been coming by and doing daddy duties once in a blue moon "in case it's his".They haven't slept together in months. She said we could move away, that it's ours no matter what, that he had manipulated her. Admitted she lied to Sally to justify cocksucker going over for daddy duties. I asked her if she'd stay with MIL for a few days while I calmed down. She agreed, took her home, packed up some stuff and dropped her off.

I've cleaned out my essentials and I'm in a friend's basement. Friend called her on my behalf and told her that if the baby is mine I'll be dealing with it, if it isn't it's on her, but either way I'll be filing for divorce. My friends took my phone from me and deleted my social media. She's been calling my friends, friends told her to **** off. I spoke to my boss and he's been very understanding. Last I heard from Sally, cocksucker hadn't been home and stopped responding to her calls and texts. I have nothing left. In less than a week my life has fallen apart. The only thing keeping me here is the small chance that baby is mine. I have nothing else. I woke up today disappointed I woke up at all. I've never felt this alone, and I haven't accepted any of it yet. I'm praying for the first time in my life that I can stop feeling this way and find strength.

TL;DR There's your update. For those of you who took the time to reach out, I've been reading your messages even if I didn't respond and I'm incredibly grateful, they're much needed positivity. For those of you who took the time to mock me or accuse me of lying, ask yourselves just how much you think I give a **** about your approval. Value those close to you and what you have before it's gone.

shes def cheating. Poor guy

Definitely not a fantasy cuck story.

Careful OP

DNA test

Just lol @ anyone who doesn't DNA test their kids.

B-but... the baby looks exactly like me! I trust my wife.

There is a phenomenon where people automatically tell the woman's partner that the baby looks like him. This is a subconscious thing where the goal is to avoid suspicion by the man that he has been cucked. It's a studied topic, that's how deep the rabbit hole goes.

It's not the first time she's done it, it's just the first time she was caught.

what subreddit is this?

who remembers when misc was original and not just made up cheating stories 24/7

aware. strong reddit thread

r/relationship_advice, of course. They should just change it to r/slootsgonnasloot, though.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN SON. Talk about a burn.

or /r/cucksgonnaforgiveandprovide

Saw this on reddit a week ago.

Pics???

That sub has more psyop stories than r/TwoXChromosomes. Disregard.

goddamn

legitimately worst case scenario

hopefully Sally is a babe so they can fuk through their sorrows together.

quality poster

Nah, the ones where the guy is like "we had a great talk about boundaries and she's going to tell me when she's feeling slooty next time" are the fake ones.

I hate to say this but you know that there are a lot of women who lie about paternity right?

Edit: this guy is fkin trolling us right ?

Paternity tests should be legally required at birth srs.

jesus lol. Sounds terrible but this is honestly a best case scenario in the long run for him. Imagine raising the kid until its 5-10 years old and then finding out? literally 10x worse.

This. He ****ed.

The next guy who marries her might be even worse.