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post 1583756691 07-12-2019, 09:43 AM
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Ever choked the chicken at work/school?

Went on a date this week, didn't smash. Next day was in the office kept thinking about the sloot and felt the demigorgon waking in my pants.

We have individual bathrooms at my office, went in, took care of business, back at desk in 10 mins, didn't wash hands.

Made me think how many other degenerates are out furiously mashing their peens during office hours? It's a way better use of company time than taking a long chit.

For your troubles, sloot.


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post 1583756811 07-12-2019, 09:44 AM
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post 1583756861 07-12-2019, 09:45 AM
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that girl was sitting beside you with her shirt half hanging off like that and you didn't hook up with her?
post 1583756921 07-12-2019, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
that girl was sitting beside you with her shirt half hanging off like that and you didn't hook up with her?
Not that night.
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post 1583756961 07-12-2019, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
that girl was sitting beside you with her shirt half hanging off like that and you didn't hook up with her?
lmao this. Grow a pair OP
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post 1583757231 07-12-2019, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
lmao this. Grow a pair OP
Lol her teds are derailing this topic they are powerful like the death star.
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post 1583757441 07-12-2019, 09:54 AM
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post 1583757631 07-12-2019, 09:58 AM
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post 1583757651 07-12-2019, 09:58 AM
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The type of thread you sit back and read but don't participate in
post 1583757811 07-12-2019, 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
Lol her teds are derailing this topic they are powerful like the death star.
Are you surprised? They're glorious
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post 1583757841 07-12-2019, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Are you surprised? They're glorious
Yeah she had a good doctor...
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post 1583757961 07-12-2019, 10:05 AM
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Yup. Also smashed 2 girls while in the office at 2 different jobs. When you in the mood, you in the mood
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post 1583758061 07-12-2019, 10:06 AM
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Not yet, but since you posted that pic I think it's time to change my ways.

Namaste, OP.
post 1583758371 07-12-2019, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By BraneyGumble⏩
Not yet, but since you posted that pic I think it's time to change my ways.

Namaste, OP.
It's Friday celebrate the weekend in style.
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post 1583758461 07-12-2019, 10:12 AM
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ever look at your watch and wonder if it's am or PM?
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post 1583759021 07-12-2019, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By cjmadscientist⏩
ever look at your watch and wonder if it's am or PM?
All the time bro. PM is the best.
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post 1583759211 07-12-2019, 10:26 AM
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yeah I did a bunch of times at work, been a long while though. I'm on like 3 weeks no fap...Been busting all my recent nuts onto my gf, das it mane.
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post 1583759241 07-12-2019, 10:26 AM
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post 1583760091 07-12-2019, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Illuminatty⏩
This is why I don't (usually) take my phone to the toilet.
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post 1583760221 07-12-2019, 10:39 AM
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That’s a magnificent pair of taters.
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post 1583760281 07-12-2019, 10:40 AM
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Many times but generally only when texting with a girl, I don't go watch porn in the work bathroom
post 1583760411 07-12-2019, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By eatliftskate⏩
That’s a magnificent pair of taters.
God bless cosmetic surgeons.
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post 1583760721 07-12-2019, 10:46 AM
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Yeah.

Was working as a pool lifeguard for a summer condo facility. The pool was not 'open' yet but it had water in it and I guess I had to be there for liability issues. Literally sitting there by myself doing nothing for 8 hours. By lunch time I was so bored I went into the bathroom and rubbed one out lol.
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...

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post 1583760761 07-12-2019, 10:47 AM
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Repped for pics. Got a good lol
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post 1583760851 07-12-2019, 10:48 AM
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school? couple of times.
work? legit every day in every work i ever had.
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post 1583760861 07-12-2019, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
Was working as a pool lifeguard...
Lold was picturing Billy from Stranger Things. nnnno hhhhomo
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post 1583760921 07-12-2019, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ButcherSir⏩
work? legit every day in every work i ever had.
Haha brah this is next level degeneracy I salute you.
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post 1583761031 07-12-2019, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted By Illuminatty⏩
9.2m followers but only generates 170k likes.. ??


and this chick is sooo average.. nothing but plastic. she has a fake ass im really not impressed at all
post 1583761291 07-12-2019, 10:56 AM
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only time in "public" i ever did it was at the gym washroom. i had a hard on staring at this girl's ass for so long during my rest i couldn't workout
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post 1583761661 07-12-2019, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By 2RDEYE⏩
only time in "public" i ever did it was at the gym washroom.
So the only time you did it you were surrounded by other guys in a gym washroom. You sure it was the girls azz that caused this.
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