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post 1583761891 07-12-2019, 11:06 AM
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Yeah, was bout 18, had just started working at the time... was a tradie and we were working in a huge building.

Part of the building was empty, everyone else was elsewhere. Someone had left a newspaper sitting around, I seen it. This was back when page 3 was page 3... and big tits were on full display.

Couldn't help myself, pulled my cawk out right there and started fapping, blew a huge load onto the floor.
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1583762131 07-12-2019, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Yeah, was bout 18, had just started working at the time... was a tradie
Knew this was going to end in lolz and didn't disappoint.

Also googled page 3. British papers are insane.
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post 1583762291 07-12-2019, 11:14 AM
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Just LOL at not jerking it in the school gym sauna.
post 1583762391 07-12-2019, 11:17 AM
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Anyone ever got caught though?
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post 1583762591 07-12-2019, 11:22 AM
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every other day at work
got head at work
got a hj
post 1583763151 07-12-2019, 11:32 AM
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Yes I have, but I’m a degenerate with an angry dragon for a penis, don’t be like me.
post 1583763231 07-12-2019, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By HouseOfISRAEL⏩
every other day at work
got head at work
got a hj
Office or tradie setup?
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post 1583763301 07-12-2019, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
So the only time you did it you were surrounded by other guys in a gym washroom. You sure it was the girls azz that caused this.
lmao

if it helps that was also the first time i creep cam'd a bitch from the gym. then i watched the video, with earphones on, in the bathroom stall while choking the cock

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post 1583763541 07-12-2019, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Illuminatty⏩
Lol I'm always laughing when someone posts this chick.



My ex-gf. Ded. Srs.
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9.2m followers but only generates 170k likes.. ??


and this chick is sooo average.. nothing but plastic. she has a fake ass im really not impressed at all
Ass and tits are fake.


She didn't have either when I was with her.
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post 1583764011 07-12-2019, 11:44 AM
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Are those fake? And why didn't you bang?
post 1583764321 07-12-2019, 11:49 AM
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Originally Posted By AsianPaesan⏩
Are those fake? And why didn't you bang?
If you can touch them they're real. But they are enhanced yes.

And banged before, chose not to that night to assert dominance.
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post 1583764581 07-12-2019, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
Anyone ever got caught though?
Dune it and got the Tank Top braw .... but the trick/theory is "DON'T get caught", never mind asking the q/such a q lol
post 1583764651 07-12-2019, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Yeah, was bout 18, had just started working at the time... was a tradie and we were working in a huge building.

Part of the building was empty, everyone else was elsewhere. Someone had left a newspaper sitting around, I seen it. This was back when page 3 was page 3... and big tits were on full display.

Couldn't help myself, pulled my cawk out right there and started fapping, blew a huge load onto the floor.
Daily Sport, Sun or Daily star was it FP mate??
post 1583765061 07-12-2019, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Daily Sport, Sun or Daily star was it FP mate??
Think it was The Sun
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1583765131 07-12-2019, 12:03 PM
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What's even happening with those tiddies? They should be smothered in coconut oil and displayed for the world to ejaculate between.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1583765381 07-12-2019, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
What's even happening with those tiddies? They should be smothered in coconut oil and displayed for the world to ejaculate between.
With these kinda tops they basically are displayed for the world....prime minister.
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post 1583766811 07-12-2019, 12:25 PM
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The Prime Minister of Britain would say that's a fantastic pair of teds OP!
post 1583766931 07-12-2019, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted By 300Lane1⏩
The Prime Minister of Britain would say that's a fantastic pair of teds OP!
The Prime Minister is open for business while I'm sat around at work.
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post 1583767151 07-12-2019, 12:31 PM
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I had a 10/10 milf neighbor and when i was 6 (srs) i hid in a bush and fapped as she hanged out her washing.

I once worked with a guy who fapped in the toilet every lunch break to the titty page 3 girl in the newspaper, now and again i'd sneak up to the door and say chit to him like "oh yeah suck dem titties... das it... hnnnng" and he'd get mad for putting him off
post 1583767301 07-12-2019, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
I once worked with a guy who fapped every lunch break.
How did you know he fapped every lunch break...
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post 1583768091 07-12-2019, 12:44 PM
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Just don't do that at your desk ..... especially not during a conference call
post 1583768291 07-12-2019, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Think it was The Sun
Fairs. I always get the Daily star these days now .... the Sport is ok but they are a bit slapper-ish in there for me

Return my PM btw bro thanks mahn!!
post 1583768601 07-12-2019, 12:52 PM
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Yes and I got some on the floor just as a person was entering the bathroom. I heard the guy mutter "disgusting," but I wasn't sure if he was talking about me. Anyway I wiped up my jizz and went back to my desk.
post 1583768741 07-12-2019, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By 300Lane1⏩
The Prime Minister of Britain would say that's a fantastic pair of teds OP!
This
post 1583768791 07-12-2019, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By J0shy⏩
Just don't do that at your desk ..... especially not during a conference call
That's what the mute button is for. Listen to Julie from accounts voice over the speakerphone hnnnngggggg.
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post 1583768881 07-12-2019, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
With these kinda tops they basically are displayed for the world....prime minister.
All I'm saying is that the prime minister's courier arrived with a blank message that was probably a virus.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1583769151 07-12-2019, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By lifter2019⏩
Yes and I got some on the floor just as a person was entering the bathroom. I heard the guy mutter "disgusting," but I wasn't sure if he was talking about me. Anyway I wiped up my jizz and went back to my desk.
I am certain he did mean you there tbh bro, no doubts mahn - it sure sounds like he did
post 1583769251 07-12-2019, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted By ANumber1⏩
All I'm saying is that the prime minister's courier arrived with a blank message that was probably a virus.
I think there's some funny business going on with the delivery of those ********s being blocked.
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post 1583769511 07-12-2019, 01:04 PM
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To answer the q as a Sporty Guy and at Uni - the answer is yeah
post 1583770281 07-12-2019, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
Lol her teds are derailing this topic they are powerful like the death star.
Fukin tractor beam lmao
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