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Thread: Ever choked the chicken at work/school?

post 1583770421 07-12-2019, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Drakor⏩
Fukin tractor beam lmao
Like that Seinfeld were Jerry's date is always getting tickets to sold out shows, out of parking tickets etc. Life on easy mode.
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post 1583770961 07-12-2019, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
How did you know he fapped every lunch break...
It was common knowledge and he didn't give a fuc. He loved fapping so much he didn't give a fuc what anyone thought. It was a very small toilet, just a sink and toilet.

We'd put our ear to the door and when we'd hear him fapping start a running commentary whilst he was in the bathroom..."stroke dat big dick... fuc yeah.... das it nice and slow" etc

he'd come out mad "fuc you bish for ruining my fap!"
post 1583771161 07-12-2019, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
We'd put our ear to the door and when we'd hear him fapping start a running commentary whilst he was in the bathroom..."stroke dat big dick... fuc yeah.... das it nice and slow" etc"
lold das not it mane
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post 1583771371 07-12-2019, 01:34 PM
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One time I walked in on the prime minister furiously fapping in the bathroom at work. Disgusted
post 1583772751 07-12-2019, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By 300Lane1⏩
The Prime Minister of Britain would say that's a fantastic pair of teds OP!
Unless you think she is a "good catch" for her age bro - she don't know the meaning of the word "Work" ..... in any form or other what-soever
post 1583773001 07-12-2019, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
Unless you think she is a "good catch" for her age bro - she don't know the meaning of the word "Work" ..... in any form or other what-soever
But teds.
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post 1583773161 07-12-2019, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By 8pilot8⏩
But teds.
Neigh mate - you must be confusing her with some1 else!!
post 1583774271 07-12-2019, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
"stroke dat big dick... fuc yeah.... das it nice and slow" etc
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Shoulda just busted through the door, and sucked him off, that would have entirely ruined his fap
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1583775041 07-12-2019, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Shoulda just busted through the door, and sucked him off, that would have entirely ruined his fap
Yes it would wouldn't it, although i've never been into sucking my colleagues (or anyones) dongs.

Dude is dead now anyway, he hanged himself in a toilet a year later. srs
post 1583775051 07-12-2019, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Shoulda just busted through the door, and sucked him off, that would have entirely ruined his fap
Would have also ruined the fap of all the guys who were listening at the door and beating the bishop.
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post 1583775891 07-12-2019, 02:43 PM
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I fapped once in HS. Felt so disgusted afterwards.
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post 1583778111 07-12-2019, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
I fapped once in HS. Felt so disgusted afterwards.
Most high schools probably have horny kids beating off 247 don't feel bad. It's the dudes who work in the kitchens you have to worry about.
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post 1583796101 07-12-2019, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By chiefsosa3hunna⏩
This
Prime Minister delivered many telegraphs today
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post 1583796221 07-12-2019, 10:05 PM
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i used to jack off up to 4 times a day at my car rental job lmao
post 1583796451 07-12-2019, 10:12 PM
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only once ever at work
was a night shift where I kept falling asleep but strangely woke up and was really hard and it wouldnt go away. so I figured that was one way to wake me up and solve 2 problems.
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post 1583796731 07-12-2019, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
only once ever at work
was a night shift where I kept falling asleep but strangely woke up and was really hard and it wouldnt go away. so I figured that was one way to wake me up and solve 2 problems.
What was the night shift at? Is it easy to do like you can sleep most of the time?
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post 1583797221 07-12-2019, 10:41 PM
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post 1583797381 07-12-2019, 10:50 PM
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I got a few blowies in the bosses offices after hours. I often wonder what he would think if he knew I was getting laid and having oral sex on his desk.

But yeah fapped at an overnight job I had in my teens.

Next time wash your hands you filthy fukstick
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post 1583797461 07-12-2019, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Yes it would wouldn't it, although i've never been into sucking my colleagues (or anyones) dongs.

Dude is dead now anyway, he hanged himself in a toilet a year later.srs
Sounds like he was trying to up his masturbation game by leveling to autoerotic asphyxiation.
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post 1583797471 07-12-2019, 10:53 PM
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OP is really interested in men beating off
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post 1583797551 07-12-2019, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By 2RDEYE⏩
OP is really interested in men beating off
I need some stories to use for material next time I’m in the office
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post 1583800421 07-13-2019, 12:43 AM
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post 1583802211 07-13-2019, 02:06 AM
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A few times at one particular place I worked at. I made a post about it not long ago. I would actually strip off naked and fap in the open bathroom for a rush. I did it due to feeling tired, but always felt MORE tired shortly afterward.
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post 1583802431 07-13-2019, 02:18 AM
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Why so many Brit’s itt, srs.
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post 1583816831 07-13-2019, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By CLEAN_SET_OF_10⏩
Why so many Brit’s itt, srs.
Brits act all repressed in public but soon as nobody is looking wherever they are they strip off and play a little 5 on 1 while looking at newspapers I am learning
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post 1583818561 07-13-2019, 11:14 AM
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post 1583824871 07-13-2019, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
No but I have while reading threads.
Link to threads?
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post 1583825461 07-13-2019, 01:36 PM
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post 1583825831 07-13-2019, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded⏩
that girl was sitting beside you with her shirt half hanging off like that and you didn't hook up with her?
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Originally Posted By UknowWho11⏩
this Opie

you ****ing *******
I have before just didn't that night. Can't always have them thinking they can have you whenever you want, gotta play hard to get.

And uhh whack it at work instead, like an alpha.
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