I take my slampig to the movies. Low lighting so I don't have to be seen with her, take her only to movies I want to see anyway, she convinces herself she's not a jizz rag and stops nagging.

Green peace might make a mistake and try to throw her back in the water?

She sounds more like a ons or fuk buddy at most.

Maybe I'm getting too old to keep track of the definitions, but fwb to me was cool girls that I was friends with but ended up boning too here and there. In fact the friendship came first.

But I guess this was pre-tinder and everything did change in 2012.

i like how you included pics






































wait

This is why I misc lol

on spread lmao @ "its free *******"

I honestly don’t understand why any guy would want a FWB situation over a relationship. You can jerk yourself off, but the intimacy and closeness you get with a girlfriend, the genuine love you develop for her over time? That’s irreplaceable.

My only theory is that you’re not that attracted to her. Attracted enough to sleep with her, but not enough to date. Which makes you a chit person if you continue down this path, knowing she wants a relationship and you don’t.

obviously, she thinks:
1. You arent FWB (anymore)
2. That FWB means something different that what you think it means

Given you rpost history and crusade to lose your V card, i'm surprised you arent trying to latch on to a girl that is willing to give it up to you for any extended amount of time

no pics huh...

this is odd. i've tried restarting my computer, re-installing firefox, tried chrome, i've even reinstalled windows. clearly it has to be a hardware issue. let me change monitors and check.

update: i hooked my TV up to my computer, pics still wont load. not sure what's going on.

has to be a computer issue. thank god it's prime day. ordered a new computer because this one apparently isn't working.

Whats with the no pics trend? Post pics and take her out to pound town *******

yo go **** urself buddy

honestly bro i think ur a loser but dont let my opinion of u hold u back from remaining a virgin

dont fall for the trap of taking her out if she a fwb, srs, its a test.

recently had great oral on both sides of first time meeting a 19 y/o lmao.

2nd time she also straight up meets at myhouse, we get all touchy feely, she loves kissing and even got her topless (we were both completely nekked last time ofc), shes cuddling harder than fuk kissing me every chance she gets

and this time? 'she just wanted to hang out' and not have sex or blow me this time. i play it off like really? all good.. few min later when again she seems so turned on and we're feeling up/making out non stop, i say 'just use your hands'. she said no. i say 'oh alright. you dont want to please me?'

she said some shenanigans like 'i do but _____(dont care)_____'.

after the 1st 'date' we had just 3-5 days prior, both times she came to my house right off the bat, to not have anything more than half naked intense cuddling and nonstop repetitive kissing, is a fking joke. i just turned 27 and she claimed to be a virgin (19). but i dont play these games lmao. esp not that fking 2nd time seeing eachother, compared dto where we lft things last time lmao. hint: we both had to shower after (thanks zinc crew SRS).

but ya ive learned from the past, didnt get salty at all and had my phone ring a couple times we both heard (texts) so like 10min after she made it clear, i get up look at my phone and make plans w other texter. she saw me looking at my phone and texting w a smirk as i was right next to her/my bed, tell her just a heads up my friends in town and rarely comes to state so im gonna see them in an hour.

have gone NC since.

she really wasn't cute tbh, but fun esp on first date so naturally figured itd follow course. first time ive gone that far w a chick and truly not giving a fuk/texted after they pull silly chit like that.

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tl;dr;;

- date 1 she cums to my house. both shower bc zinc crew

- date 2 also meets at my house, kiss kiss kiss feel up and make up to almost death, doesnt want to blow. bring up her hands and she said no too as we continue to 'hook up' every chance s he gets. nicely get her tf out and go nc since

You FAs are something else man.

"wah im a hug less virgin"
"wah boo hoo"

2 weeks pass...

"yeah i fuked that bitch no protection pull out and I made her drive over AND I made her bring me a big mac huehuehue"

You finally get exactly what you wanted and you're still not happy. Maybe just try to show a little bit of empathy. She doesn't have to be the mother of your children but you can still treat a person like a person. Don't be upset because she's acting feminine. If you can't afford 2 drinks at happy hour I have some bad news son...

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No chick wants to feel like you’re hiding her in the attic. Even if you’re just casually banging, you can treat her like a person and like an actual friend

Friend with benefits I could conceivably do if I was treated with respect and the sex was amazing

Straight up booty call requires like zero self respect. Fuk that.

Remember how replaceable you are if this is a purely sexual thing.

There are some girls you just don’t want to give off that impression with

The last 3 girls I was banging I only had come over to my place, or we’d go to some chit dive bar where I wouldn’t see anyone I know. One, I didn’t want them to get the idea I had serious intentions, two, I didn’t want to have to explain who it was to people I might run into.

Just easier to avoid it. And cheaper

damn i remember many years ago nicklol was at the bottom making incel threads and here we are in 2019 and nicklol is bonafide chad with fwb's. i love it nick. dasitmane

where are the fukkin pics, nicky

So we're not doing pics anymore I see.

You are replaceable. Hope that helps

Remember that at the end of the day shes human. We all have hopes and dreams.

Riveting thread.

You guys didnt have fwb, one actually likes hanging out with their friends. You guys have phuck buddies.

God you fkn betas are trash

Sigh? Wtf do you expect? You're leading this person on if it's a frequent/regular thing, if you didn't expect this or want this it's on you. Clearly you don't respect yourself if you're sleeping around by lowering your self worth. Clearly you don't respect this person either.

Continue to **** on yourself by sleeping around but don't expect other people to be ok with getting **** on because of your lack of self respect. Cut ties and move on to the next metaphorical hand you use to masterbate with.

Top notch replies and engagement from op

i think they greatest part about it was how he posted pics of the fwb he's making a thread about, on the misc, he knows pics are essential so im glad he followed through

Has he always been this chitty of a poster?

It was always a physical thing, she jokingly laughd and said "were cum buddies" when we were in bed last time.

She is too old and has a kid for me to take her seriously.
She was in a marriage for a long time and said the guy had no libido and she didnt feel loved.
I am not leading her on at all but seems like im gonna have to make her happy a bit to keep her coming aroundlol repped
nice jersey broi think its disrespectful ,even to post just this but

Well its always better for the girl to start catching feelings in these situations, you can probably still maneuver it

Nicklol made it. Nice.