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post 1585493611 08-07-2019, 03:17 PM
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Blind date: my disappointment was immeasurable

Cliffs:
- Friend sets me up with one of her girlfriends
- We start texting holy fukk how is this girl single?
- anti-feminist
- into fitness and yoga
- lucrative career
- no social media accounts
- texts in complete sentences using multi-syllabic words
- "secret desire" is to be ultra submissive to her man

So we agree to meet and I walk in half sprung already and..... zero attraction. Nada. I tried to squint and talk myself into it. FUAAAAAAAARK.

She gave me every sloppy signal in a girl's playbook. Wat do?



She is about 1-2 points lower than her:
post 1585494531 08-07-2019, 03:29 PM
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damn bro
post 1585494621 08-07-2019, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
using multi-syllabic words
oh fuk ya
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post 1585494651 08-07-2019, 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
- We start texting holy fukk how is this girl single?
- anti-feminist
- into fitness and yoga
- lucrative career
- no social media accounts
- texts in complete sentences using multi-syllabic words
- "secret desire" is to be ultra submissive to her man
You shoulda’ known that she had to be compensating for something...

If it seems too good to be true, it is.
post 1585494721 08-07-2019, 03:33 PM
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Neeeext!
post 1585495121 08-07-2019, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
oh fuk ya
Most responses I get are like, "ya, ok i gues, i dunno, sounds fun, the office lolz"

Originally Posted By alltrapbrah⏩
You shoulda’ known that she had to be compensating for something...

If it seems too good to be true, it is.
I thought I was peppered. I was not peppered. I spotted her, and did a 900 to make 350% sure there was no other gril at the bar it could possibly be.
post 1585495321 08-07-2019, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
- texts in complete sentences using multi-syllabic words

Who the **** is you? Your whole crew funny style like George and Kramer
See I'm a cannibal rapper, northern Vordul Mega of course I'm greater than this corny flake, got punchlines forming craters
You're in mortal danger, bow down, pray to your Lord and Savior
I ain't even wasted Gloria Gaynor, Georges Lemaitre, Norman Bates or Norman Mailer, Morley Safer, the Foreign Beggars or the real Noriega
post 1585496911 08-07-2019, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By deeAvi⏩
Who the **** is you? Your whole crew funny style like George and Kramer
See I'm a cannibal rapper, northern Vordul Mega of course I'm greater than this corny flake, got punchlines forming craters
You're in mortal danger, bow down, pray to your Lord and Savior
I ain't even wasted Gloria Gaynor, Georges Lemaitre, Norman Bates or Norman Mailer, Morley Safer, the Foreign Beggars or the real Noriega
Totes unaware, brah
post 1585497041 08-07-2019, 04:08 PM
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Eernie do I need to summin a mics intervention in your posts? If you want ill get it crackin
post 1585497091 08-07-2019, 04:09 PM
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would bang girl in OP idk about the one you met however.
post 1585497141 08-07-2019, 04:11 PM
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Did u at least bang out?
post 1585497481 08-07-2019, 04:20 PM
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How was her body? Just look at that
post 1585497861 08-07-2019, 04:27 PM
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das it mane
be the turtle in the race.
post 1585497871 08-07-2019, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By infinityplus1⏩
Did u at least bang out?
Did not, but I left the door open. I'm sure I could get the job done after a couple brew dogs.
post 1585499291 08-07-2019, 04:52 PM
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if its not your thing, just move along.

You clearly did not think that some super model was going to be this woman did you?

Come on big ern, you know better than this. Play the cards you are dealt. maybe do some drinking and she might look a bit better.
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post 1585499721 08-07-2019, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
if its not your thing, just move along.

You clearly did not think that some super model was going to be this woman did you?

Come on big ern, you know better than this. Play the cards you are dealt. maybe do some drinking and she might look a bit better.
Of course I wasn't expecting some 9/10 thottie with a body or anything. My expectations are not unreasonable, son.
post 1585499801 08-07-2019, 05:00 PM
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Shes submissive right?

Make her submit to the paper bag
post 1585500561 08-07-2019, 05:13 PM
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post 1585500571 08-07-2019, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By outfoxxed⏩
Shes submissive right?

Make her submit to the paper bag
fukkin lol. I bet I could spin that. I mean, she's going to be in full nelson anal within a few minutes anyway, so she won't object.
post 1585500781 08-07-2019, 05:16 PM
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The pic of the girl OP posted, that's a 7/10. All women look ugly without makeup.

Here's Mila Kunis without makeup.



From that pic, who would have guessed that Mila Kunis would be voted sexiest woman alive in 2012? No one.
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post 1585501321 08-07-2019, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The pic of the girl OP posted, that's a 7/10. All women look ugly without makeup.

Here's Mila Kunis without makeup.

From that pic, who would have guessed that Mila Kunis would be voted sexiest woman alive in 2012? No one.
Ok, maybe the pic isn't representative, but you get the idea. This woman is one of the very few I've met who isn't obese, yet somehow still not attractive srs. That's so rare it's hard to find a photo that matches.
post 1585501931 08-07-2019, 05:36 PM
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You were clearly super attracted to this girl's persona, so try to find something redeeming in her physically... like maybe she has a nice ass? I'd require her to bleach that a-hole tho... sucker's probably all dark and wrinkly.
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post 1585502091 08-07-2019, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted By MrPappageorgio⏩
You were clearly super attracted to this girl's persona, so try to find something redeeming in her physically... like maybe she has a nice ass? I'd require her to bleach that a-hole tho... sucker's probably all dark and wrinkly.
Yeah, full brazilian and bleached spokes, for sure. I think I'm going to give it a shot. Probably won't work, but yeah she has a 10/10 personality.
post 1585502531 08-07-2019, 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
would bang girl in OP idk about the one you met however.
Yeah, I don't think that one looks so bad (especially if you factor in all the positive qualities OP mentioned).

So...curious what the actual girl looked like.
post 1585504121 08-07-2019, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Yeah, I don't think that one looks so bad (especially if you factor in all the positive qualities OP mentioned).

So...curious what the actual girl looked like.
Wider face, bigger nose, slightly darker skin tone, frizzy hair
post 1585504471 08-07-2019, 06:17 PM
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post 1585504711 08-07-2019, 06:21 PM
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Is she out of your league or no?
post 1585505481 08-07-2019, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Blind date as in you didn’t even see a pic of her beforehand?

If so how could you expect anything about her looks? Seems weird to not even request a pic.

And yeah if you’re not attracted to her don’t waste her time. Just don’t ask her out again and if she contacts you tell her it was nice meeting her but you just didn’t feel a connection.

Let her go and don’t hurt her feelings. So she can find someone who does like her.
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Originally Posted By Madvillainy⏩
oh fuk ya
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Negged show the real picz
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