Lol would've ****ed me up too dude

Nothing too crazy. When I was a kid around 10-13 we lived in a house that had weird stuff happen. It was a brand new home but maybe it was where it was built.

1) In the master bathroom there was a container of wet wipes sitting on top of the toilet tank that would ALWAYS randomly fall off. Happened a lot when I was in the bathroom. There was no vent or airflow that would knock it over.

2) Would hear the sound of what sounded exactly like glass cups being set down loudly on the counter top in the kitchen. This was constant. It came from the kitchen but never saw anything.

3) One time while I was home with my dad and my mom was gone we both heard her calling my name. Sounded exactly like her. I asked my dad if he heard it and he did too except he heard his name. It was very clear and loud like she was in the other room.

4) I would play regularly with an ouija board by myself and it worked, I remember it answering all kinds of questions for me. When we moved out the board no longer worked.

5) In the middle of the night I would see 2 glowing red dots (like eyes) in the woods behind our house. They looked like laser pointers but next to each other and would appear and disappear randomly. Saw this 3 or 4 times.

6) The guest room creeped me out. I would always get a weird, bad feeling in that room

I never experienced anything weird anywhere else and I've lived in 10 different places in my life

Thought it said any miscers had unexplained LGBT things happen to them and yeah many times uhh nohomo

One time I sucked a ghost till completion.

That count?

a good read enjoyed it reps, did these incidents happen after you first did the ouija board?

satanism is made up.there is no true god or true devil. these are the fundamentals necessary to opening and clearing your energy centers. I also recommend starting with a banishing ritual of sorts and the middle pillar exercise.

Hey man just a heads up, this thread isnt for spreading your occult satanic crap.

You toy with wrathful forces, keep it moving.

Yall are gonna think im bullchitting you with this but I swear on a basket of fries, these are 100% true

- @ the house I lived in from 1990-2012 - Lots of footsteps & random shadows but what sealed the deal was when me & my brothers were videotaping in the kitchen one night (someone or something had jiggled the back door knob) and we pan to the front of the house only to record a short woman, about 4ft tall wearing an apron and some kind of bonnet. It was a skeleton dressed in that.

- Different house many years later, about 2/2017. My dad owned the house & was fixing it up. I used it one night to make a picture frame in one of the spare work rooms. I put the router on the 4x8 sheet of osb I had laid on two saw horses and walked out, closed the front door & then heard a loud THUMP, which was the router hitting the floor, which then turned on. I rushed back in & immediately, in to almost complete darkness & cold as the house didnt have heat & only a couple outlets worked, looked for the router & then realize there was zero chance I could have let it fall off because 1) it's cord was perpendicular to its shaft (meaning it could not have rolled over that resistance) and 2) I had placed it in about the center of the OSB. I ran the absolute fuk out of there as fast as possible.

But what REALLY fkn sealed the deal was this ... in the same house, about two years later. Read on.
Just put in a hard days work, trying to get the reno done on this house as I knew I would sell it hopefully make a meager profit on it. In the kitchen one night, Im leaning up against the counter sideways, with my left hip, facing the front of the house as it was an open-floor plan, and my dog is laying there in front of me. Its quiet. When I look down to my right hip thats exposed & my .380 LCP2, in its holster, starts to move, as if something is trying to get at it. I then watched the gun & holster move upward three more times as if something was trying to unholster it or take it from my hip. My dog, as GS, jumps right up & barks towards the front of the house. Whats weird tho is he & I made eye contact so either he saw whatever it was or he saw it in my eyes, something was up.

& when I was about 9-10yrs old I saw some bright light that did a giant Z shape in the night sky then disappeared.

One time when I was like 14-16 don't remember I woke up in the middle of the night and all of a sudden my bed started shaking violently. Not even BSing I'm legit 100% srs. It lasted about 1 maybe 2 seconds but it absolutely petrified me. I walked into my brother's room and layed in his bed shaking uncontrollably and woke him up. I told him what happened but he didn't think anything of it. Still not sure what it was to this day but my bedroom was above a small garage in our house at the time so maybe something fell over but I still don't think that even if that was the cause it would've cause my bed to shake as violently as it did.

Sounds like something is “attached” to you

Maybe you imagined it shaking? Did it happen again

bro you sure you weren't on drugs

Yeah bro dont do that , belittle him like that. If he sayin it happened it happened. Ask sensible questions next time, the post was decent with good accounting of what happened

I’m sure others have already commented this but that sounds like sleep paralysis. Were you on any medication at the time and did it happen almost exclusively while you were on your back?

All of the occult is satanic. Stay away from all of it. That chit is real and you have no idea how malevolent those forces are which you are exposing yourself to. They're especially dangerous to non-believers. Do not invite them into your life and do not associate with people who do. They are not harmless. They are filled with hatred towards you.

Good post

I would not believe this actually happened if my twin was not there to witness this with me. We still talk about it to this day no explanation.

Was playing with my twin in our big ass room around 9 years of age, everything cool, everything normal...all of a sudden things get silent and a red bouncy ball we had on our desk on one side of the room literally flew across the room to the other wall. We were the only people in the room and our bedroom was big, it was ****ed up. We were young and so scared and confused. Never told our parents or anything cuz we were so freaked out. We talk about it all the time trying to rationalize it but we can’t. Also experienced a buncha other weird things with my twin. Dunno. If my twin wasn’t there with me I would think I had made it up in my head

once i had sleep paralysis and i woke up feeling like 1000 ants on my leg then i look at my door and i saw this huge horse/goat looking feature. he walked up to my bed and said dont tell anyone then i woke up told my room mate who was up in his room still gaming and then i went back to bed. it happened again and he said ' i told you not to tell anyone and it went all black and i woke up again

its just sleep paralysis nightmares stuff though. mind plays tricks on you

I was laying on my couch in my room trying to sleep when I saw the shadow of a face appear and move around behind the blinds in the bay window. There was some light knocking so I bolted to my dads room and told em what was up. He grabbed his revolver and went out the front door and asked what they were doing there. I was inside when he came back in so I asked who was it and what happened. He said it was some chick in a dress that ran off when he pointed his firearm at her. Said she knew my name and said this was the wrong house. Mind you this was 2 in the morning and I did not make any arrangements to meet someone nor was smashing anyone at the time. My question is this...why didn't I just go out and see who it was? Could've been a good night. Then again, I could've been murdered in my room. This is a big regret.

One time I woke up for a split second because my morning wood was harder than a ****ing fire hydrant. It was a morning in which the sun was out super early and it was bright. Well I was only conscious for literally a second or maybe even a second and a half but I could have sworn I saw a feminine figure like a blue flame with highly intriguing angelic yet seductive blue eyes sucking my cawk and then I passed out in that moment. Also nutted in that moment the instant I went back to sleep

100% srs, multidimensional entity, saw it for a split second and its eyes met mine or were at least looking at my chest cant rememeber. might be the first miscer to be domed up by a succubus

Woke up with a condom in my ass in the middle of the woods. Not sure what happened so I chalked it up to aliens.

Need more stories

Couple more:

1. Use to work nights and get home after midnight. One night after a long day at work I was watching a program I was into, got tired and decided to take a power nap before watching the rest. I paused the channel (thanks DVR) and ended up falling asleep on the couch. I wake up about 3am to someone talking extremely loud and realize the program resumed after being paused for 2+ hours (expected), but for some reason it was at literal MAX volume. Freaked me the fuk out because I knew for a fact I had the volume low when I paused the channel, and the realization that it was 3am when this happened made it even creepier.

2. Back when I was meditating regularly I started reading up on how to open the third eye. I had been experimenting with a couple methods for a several weeks and one night when I was in bed I had a major breakthrough in the trance state and started seeing all kinds of colors/shapes in my mind's eye with the lights off and my eyes closed. About 10 minutes of trying to make sense of what I was experiencing (honestly felt like I was astral traveling through another dimension), I start hearing intermittent banging on the walls, ceiling and down the hallway leading into the bathroom. These eventually got more frequent/louder like something was trying to scare me out of my trance state. Between not knowing what the fuk I was experiencing and these sounds that seemed to be coming out of nowhere my fight or flight response forced me to get up and turn the lights on. Hard to express in words, but at the time it was terrifying enough to make me quit meditation for years.

Maybe you held down the volume button as you slept? Thats crazy if you didnt.

Meditation I never got into. Sounds like baloney. But the third eye interests me

I distinctly remember searching for the remote when I woke up and it was on the side table where I always kept it. Chalked it up to a glitch with the TV, even though I've never had the volume do that before or since.

This particular experience during meditation was purely out trying to open the third eye. I'd never had an experience like it during regular meditation, but weeks of experimenting with third eye techniques and seeing visions like that made me think I was about to open my eyes and see figures walking around my room (srs).

Nah they can't harm you aslong as you don't fear them. They live off fear cause they're much weaker than we are. Keep your vibrations up and they can't touch you. Stop spreading ancient dogma you *******

Ignore the red, some ******* negged me cause I didn't post pics of some sloot. I've had tons of encounters with ghosts/shadow people, mostly experienced through sleep paralysis. I was sleeping one night years ago, and woke up in the middle of the night around 2-3am. And saw a witch with a completely white face standing in the corner of my room, while I was half asleep. Took a few seconds to register then once I broke out of it she disappeared. Sometimes I wake up to wierd chit like crows on my bed, and again they disappear as soon as I wake up fully. I've accepted it awhile ago, shyt doesn't phase me anymore. There is another world(s) out there that we can't see, but they can see us

hmmm. I've never expierenced something trying to scare me when I meditate. if you're interested in learning a few banishing techniques to use prior to your meditation you can pm brah. I never found it necessary unless I felt scatterbrained before meditating that day.

this is why I love religious people. you can't only pick apart the parts you like and believe them. the Bible says magick is a sin so therefore doing meditation/ third eye work would be "satanic". just because you're talking about the third eye doesn't make it any less about the occult.