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Thread: Be Wise....Get Rid of POF/Bumble/Tinder(Horror Story)

post 1586625801 08-24-2019, 11:55 PM
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Well bro if you're working 13-14 hour days 7 days a week I'd say you probably don't have time for a relationship. I think maybe the attention from texting back and forth feels sort of good, but it's almost like you're bragging that you never kissed her and never f'ed her. I mean girls want to be kissed and they want to be f'ed.

So I think if you are going to deal with all that BS you probably should have got some nookie to show for it. Maybe you hurt her ego by investing all that time in each other and she never got any dick to show for it.
Look, you're my best friend, so don't take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you're still here postin' in hhhnnnggg threads, beggin' for mod reps, and braggin' about whales you harpooned from POF, I'll f'in kill ya. That's not a threat, that's a fact, I'll f'in kill ya. You got somethin' none of us have, and you don't owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I'm gonna wake up and I'll be red, and I'll still be a socially awkward/FA. And that's all right.
post 1586626081 08-25-2019, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
I know the game, but damn that....not this one.
Yeah this is a situation where not posting a pic is justified. That's super creepy. Get a restraining order.
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post 1586626391 08-25-2019, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted By LobsterRageFist⏩
Well bro if you're working 13-14 hour days 7 days a week I'd say you probably don't have time for a relationship. I think maybe the attention from texting back and forth feels sort of good, but it's almost like you're bragging that you never kissed her and never f'ed her. I mean girls want to be kissed and they want to be f'ed.

So I think if you are going to deal with all that BS you probably should have got some nookie to show for it. Maybe you hurt her ego by investing all that time in each other and she never got any dick to show for it.
I was....working that much at that time. She was also working heavily as well, so we both understood there was NO relationship trying to be formed.....we were simply conversing and getting to know each other. And there's no brag here....especially if the objective of the Misc is to fukc and dip.

It wasn't on my mind. In my mind, I met someone nice and we're day by daying it. What's the point of trying to fukc so quickly when you've just finished an 18 year marriage? No thanks, I'm not that hard up for pussy.

Her insecurities aren't my fault.
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post 1586626751 08-25-2019, 12:32 AM
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10.5 years on the misk, no pics no cliffs

kliffs for the people of the misque

- op matches with sloot
- never kisses, never ploughs for months
- sloot accuses OP of cheating
- OP denies even though went on a drunken stupor and tried to glory hole best mate in the bar toilet
- sloot calms down

fast forward a couple of months

- sloot accuses OP that he is married
- sloot messages OP-s ex wife
- ex wife confirms OP turned on dat dere bilbo ****gins time
- OP mad that sloot contacted ex wife
post 1586627551 08-25-2019, 01:00 AM
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do you realize how crazy a broad has to be, for the resident pimp to make a post about how crazy the dame was? she is in a league of her own


what scares me, personally, is that you ended it with her and said for her to leave you alone - and she still went and did some online digging into your personal life. you broke it off with her but she did not break it off with you.

tell her you moved on and someone is in your life now and any further communication is disrespectful to your gf and not fair to her. that should keep her occupied
post 1586627741 08-25-2019, 01:08 AM
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Fresh relationship, no kissing or sex in 2 months? Might as well just be friends - which also doesn't exist in any true form with females. You're right about Tinder, and while you go over the last 2 months she will just line-up another male whenever she chooses.
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post 1586628871 08-25-2019, 01:48 AM
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And the reason for making a thread about this poverty non-story? 5 miles of text, no point, no conclusion, just like a women’s magazine.
post 1586629351 08-25-2019, 02:08 AM
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Meet girl on pof
Expects her to be stable and was treating her like gf material instead of a girl only looking for fun (which was highly probable her only interest)

Just lol, sorry brah you brought this upon yourself.

And im surprised given that during all those years you portrayed yourself as smarter than this.
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post 1586629861 08-25-2019, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted By stardewvalley⏩
this guy straight up jamal

doesn't even kiss or bang

gets the woman to stalk him

here i am bending over backwards to suck my own dink

still just me and my dink
Y’all knocking the man but what if he had? All of her insecurities would’ve been magnified by 10 had he dikked her down. I’m not suggesting anyone wait 6 months to kiss someone, but if you’re just feelings things out then make sure you’re not dealing with damaged goods.
post 1586630021 08-25-2019, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah⏩
Some advice to the misc:



Girl's absolutely hate when you don't **** them, srs. I could see why she wanted to terrorize you.
Shame on the chick for not finding other dick if that’s what she wanted out of all of this. They were only talking, she had no loyalty or attachement made to him yet.
post 1586642201 08-25-2019, 10:02 AM
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Why haven't you blocked your ex-wife?
post 1586642961 08-25-2019, 10:21 AM
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Op is a *******
post 1586643371 08-25-2019, 10:31 AM
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This would be a good pilot episode to a new Netflix series
post 1586643551 08-25-2019, 10:36 AM
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What a ******* OP, posting garbage without cliffs or pics and from skimming thread, its presumably about OP being a WK ******* that after Captain-Save Hoe/catering to girl's Princess syndrome it didn't play out like in disney movies and OP feels hes been been wronged.
post 1586643931 08-25-2019, 10:44 AM
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Dude holy chit bro that’s next level.

My question is why didn’t you get your dick wet though?

Girl gonna go nuts and act like you’re married you may as well be nutting inside her bro. I mean I get the whole trying to get to know each other sentiment because you’re trying to work towards a long term relationship I guess. In theory it kinda makes sense but in my experience girls that really like you gonna act crazy whether or not you’ve put your Dink inside them.

As far as pof, tinder and bumble goes I’ve been on tinder and bumble really briefly. Mostly tinder reminded me of girls I already knew including... bumble was kinda similar to a lesser extent still let me meet girls. I met this one whom I thought was rather pretty just kinda had my head wrapped up in some other **** obviously given my situation and also I swear I forgot how to initiate **** like kissing without being a one night. I have literally so little experience with these apps cuz I never used them at all at college there were far too many horny women bothering me to even have time to open apps like that and I loved it.
post 1586644041 08-25-2019, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By KramericaInd⏩
Op is a *******
Yes, OP played more games during 6 months than typical sloot drama.
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post 1586644371 08-25-2019, 10:54 AM
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LOL! Inn before OP get murdered by this sloot!
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post 1586644901 08-25-2019, 11:06 AM
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yiam i am on a last resort app. i just spun a 24 hr pass. give me at least a couple good openers for a srs reply
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post 1586646461 08-25-2019, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
These apps are trouble. Delete them.
only trouble here is that you talked to her months and didnt fuk her.

what the fuk kinda sissy ass bull sh_t is this?
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post 1586653021 08-25-2019, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By EoR⏩
Fresh relationship, no kissing or sex in 2 months? Might as well just be friends - which also doesn't exist in any true form with females. You're right about Tinder, and while you go over the last 2 months she will just line-up another male whenever she chooses.
Originally Posted By randombrah1⏩
Meet girl on pof
Expects her to be stable and was treating her like gf material instead of a girl only looking for fun (which was highly probable her only interest)

Just lol, sorry brah you brought this upon yourself.

And im surprised given that during all those years you portrayed yourself as smarter than this.
Originally Posted By 4ea⏩
only trouble here is that you talked to her months and didnt fuk her.

what the fuk kinda sissy ass bull sh_t is this?
I've addressed this SEVERAL times. Either you chose not to read the thread, or you read what you wanted and took what you wanted to make your reply....

Regardless, we were NEVER a couple, NEVER trying for a relationship, I wasn't LOOKING for someone like that....I simply wanted to meet someone nice, converse with, etc....

We both agreed and discussed in the very beginning there were no expectations beyond conversation and getting to know one another, so sex wasn't even on the radar. Never bought her dinner, she never bought me dinner....none of that.
Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
Why haven't you blocked your ex-wife?
There is no reason for that. She and I don't hate each other. We spent 19 years together, 18 married, so there is no ill will there. We started out as kids and watched one another grow as adults, so there's a lot of history there. Beyond this incident, we haven't spoken since late last year I believe, so we're allowing one another to get on with life without making it harder than it has to be. And I have no social media, so I don't "see" her at all.

If she ever needed anything, or help, I would be there for her. And I know she'd reciprocate.

Just because you're divorced from someone doesn't mean it has to be nasty. Not saying you're saying that, just speaking in a general sense.

No, I take that back....we did speak before this. I had surgery on the 5th of this month, so she called to ask me how I was and how it went. This was something that was expected way before we ended it, so she was going to be there had we stayed together. But to have her call and ask me how I was doing shows even in the midst of, this was bigger than the divorce.
Originally Posted By KramericaInd⏩
Op is a *******
Originally Posted By questions00⏩
What a ******* OP, posting garbage without cliffs or pics and from skimming thread, its presumably about OP being a WK ******* that after Captain-Save Hoe/catering to girl's Princess syndrome it didn't play out like in disney movies and OP feels hes been been wronged.
Calm down pussies, calm down.....
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post 1586653671 08-25-2019, 01:51 PM
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It sounds to me like you dodged a bullet but got hit with the ricochet.
post 1586653721 08-25-2019, 01:52 PM
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How embarrassing, srs.
post 1586653871 08-25-2019, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus⏩
It sounds to me like you dodged a bullet but got hit with the ricochet.
For real....psycho sh**.

It's all good, the next man, heaven help him, will have to deal with that. Good luck to him.
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op is one blue pilled pussy ass bitch

just lol at going on the app to find "conversation"
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1586654121 08-25-2019, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
op is one blue pilled pussy ass bitch

just lol at going on the app to find "conversation"
Oh look, it's you....
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post 1586654161 08-25-2019, 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Calm down pussies, calm down.....
i am what i eat, bitch
post 1586654231 08-25-2019, 02:04 PM
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Want me to kill her?

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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
Oh look, it's you....
Some friends and I were having a conversation today about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I thought about how we click....when you touch me, kiss me....when I do the same to you. I love it. I want to try something if you're game. I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.
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Originally Posted By KramericaInd⏩
i am what i eat, bitch
You dick in the booty ass *******.
Originally Posted By Clydesdale1991⏩
Want me to kill her?

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Originally Posted By Curlbrahhh⏩
Some friends and I were having a conversation today about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I thought about how we click....when you touch me, kiss me....when I do the same to you. I love it. I want to try something if you're game. I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.
Lol, cheeky kunt m8, swear on me mum.

Well played.
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Originally Posted By YIAMSOMEBODY⏩
For real....psycho sh**.

It's all good, the next man, heaven help him, will have to deal with that. Good luck to him.
It’ll be a miscer no doubt.
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