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Thread: Goddamn, boar absolutely destroys chinese family

post 1587955071 09-16-2019, 02:28 AM
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Rip old man.

I would probaly face the same fate as that man. Out in the open and didnt saw it, you'll get wrecked before being able to do anything. And those mf's can chew bone like if it was a fruit, so no brahs, only a gun could probably save you... That is, of course, if you dont miss the shots.

Either way is a fkd way of dying. Gored by a wild board, fuk.
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post 1587955271 09-16-2019, 02:50 AM
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I am a big dude compared to most, 6ft 4 and 280, various martial arts training over the last 18 years.

I had a situation with a pit cross once and I tried to essentially man handle it, I was used to GSDs and assumed it would have a similar type of strength.

Nope.

In utter desperation I tried something a muay boran kru once told me which is to reach from the back, underneath and pull the front legs apart - essentially doing serious damage to the ribs etc. Its legs didn't move, I just pissed it off.

As someone said, unless you had a serious knife or a firearm I dont think the majority of people would stand a chance. I know I wouldnt.

A pissed off boar must be terrifying hand to hand.
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post 1587955361 09-16-2019, 02:55 AM
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Who knew boars liked Chinese food so much?

^^ probably wizarded
post 1587955661 09-16-2019, 03:06 AM
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Vids like these only highlight how weak humans are for their size.

We are definitely hybrids crossed with some weak-ass-gay-alien-skull having nerd race from some low gravity planet somewhere.
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post 1587955701 09-16-2019, 03:11 AM
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post 1587955861 09-16-2019, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
you can't take a baseball bat and bash this fuking animal til it dies?

that first idiot with the snow shovel shouldve killed it
brah boars can fuk up trees when they charge, lol at you thinking a baseball bat can hurt it
post 1587955921 09-16-2019, 03:26 AM
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They needed a sniper shot to take it down apparently.
post 1587956881 09-16-2019, 04:01 AM
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I just got back from China, didn’t know they had wild boar problems.
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post 1587957121 09-16-2019, 04:10 AM
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why lift when you just gonna get gored by a boar ?
post 1587957461 09-16-2019, 04:30 AM
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post 1587957701 09-16-2019, 04:48 AM
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A quick and precise karate chop to the throat would maim that poor animal, and not to brag but, every single poster before me.
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post 1587958471 09-16-2019, 05:19 AM
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Just LOL at 2:10. "Bish, who you calling? The cops? Give me that phone." I haven't seen a sloot get rekked by a big ole' hog like that since Gianna Michaels was still in the business.

I guess you might say it was the...Chinese year of the boar.

Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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all these boar experts and yet they still dieded.
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Boar probably didn't want to be dinner.
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post 1587962451 09-16-2019, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted By tehAnimaI⏩
I am a big dude compared to most, 6ft 4 and 280, various martial arts training over the last 18 years.

I had a situation with a pit cross once and I tried to essentially man handle it, I was used to GSDs and assumed it would have a similar type of strength.

Nope.

In utter desperation I tried something a muay boran kru once told me which is to reach from the back, underneath and pull the front legs apart - essentially doing serious damage to the ribs etc. Its legs didn't move, I just pissed it off.

As someone said, unless you had a serious knife or a firearm I dont think the majority of people would stand a chance. I know I wouldnt.

A pissed off boar must be terrifying hand to hand.
I've heard of that ripping the front legs apart strategy too. Its meant to rip their heart apart or some chit. Sounds like it might be an old wives tale now. I'd probably go for the eyes If I was unarmed and being mauled. I was also attacked by a large dog when I was teenager as well and its a terrifying experience. You only real instinct is to run, their teeth may as well be knives.
Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
Vids like these only highlight how weak humans are for their size.

We are definitely hybrids crossed with some weak-ass-gay-alien-skull having nerd race from some low gravity planet somewhere.
Yeah unarmed humans are weak as fuk compared to other mammals. I wouldn't rate my chances too highly against 2-3 pitbulls unarmed. Although give me one of these I'd be reasonably confident I could take out 4-5 of them at once. I've got a wicked home run swing.

(I actually own one of these pig bashing bats, although I only have it for backup self defense only).

post 1587962941 09-16-2019, 07:26 AM
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kind of annoying how noone did anything to help the old man. How the hell does noone in that household have absolutely nothing but broom sticks? to attack with? I get not having a gun, but hell even a god damn frying pan would have been better than swatting the damn thing with the straw side of a broom. The sloot running around trying to be cute in her boots was completely and 100% worthless.
post 1587963211 09-16-2019, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
kind of annoying how noone did anything to help the old man. How the hell does noone in that household have absolutely nothing but broom sticks? to attack with? I get not having a gun, but hell even a god damn frying pan would have been better than swatting the damn thing with the straw side of a broom. The sloot running around trying to be cute in her boots was completely and 100% worthless.
Its China dude.

Haven't you ever seen that infamous video where a 6 year old kid gets run over and no one even gives a chit?

The Chinese have a serious lack of empathy in their own environment.
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miring their discipline to holding back on using kung fu on that boar
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post 1587963371 09-16-2019, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
The sloot running around trying to be cute in her boots was completely and 100% worthless.
It was like a boar snuff film when they all ran away and she just stood there on her phone. Boars around the world watch that clip on boarhub.com to get off.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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also yeah Boar will wreck you


even with baseball bat you have no chance.
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Originally Posted By yieldtonothing⏩
you can't take a baseball bat and bash this fuking animal til it dies?

that first idiot with the snow shovel shouldve killed it
They are durable and strong. Sometimes it takes 2-3 dogs just to hold em down for a hunter to stick it in the heart. That boar also looks decently huge as well.



Good luck with that baseball bat.
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i was boarn ready
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Originally Posted By mp83⏩
A metal baseball bat would probably work, but you'd only have one shot at it before you got gored
You'd have to go full Bear Jew
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That was brutal, Lord have mercy on these poor folks. And that's why I always carry a Sabre Red pepper spray with me. This boar might not feel any of kicks or punches, but the super-concentrated red pepper extract should stop it in its tracks... yes, the keyword here isshould!
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Originally Posted By Slayermanlet⏩
I don't know much about these things

Are you all saying that a powerful well aimed smack to the head with a shovel or baseball bat wouldn't do chit?
Probably piss it off more. If an animal can take several rounds of 7.62 a baseball bat ain't doing chit.
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Who would win in a fight, 1v1. Prime Mike Tyson or that boar?
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Originally Posted By BustaCapp⏩
We are definitely hybrids crossed with some weak-ass-gay-alien-skull having nerd race from some low gravity planet somewhere.
no we just evolved to hunt in very large packs and throw chit and animals and run them down until they were worn out.
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If you can't kill a boar with your bare hands/feet then tbh you deserve whatever it does to you
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