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Lmao at 40 something male gym goers
10-22-2019, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
> walk into gym just warming up
> 40+ male gym goers always acting hard
> brb just bert staring everyone younger thinking they own the gym
> brb they have no legs and only train upper body
> brb only come gym at early hours bcos old chit sleep cycle makes them wake up at 4am for no reason
> brb piss chit physique at age 40+
> brb always wear hats because bolding *******s
> brb think they’re strong but never do any compounds
> brb always have circle jerks with other 40+ men
> brb always tryna chat up the 20 yo somethin females
> brb they’re all washed up
> brb
> brb
Discuss?
> 40+ male gym goers always acting hard
> brb just bert staring everyone younger thinking they own the gym
> brb they have no legs and only train upper body
> brb only come gym at early hours bcos old chit sleep cycle makes them wake up at 4am for no reason
> brb piss chit physique at age 40+
> brb always wear hats because bolding *******s
> brb think they’re strong but never do any compounds
> brb always have circle jerks with other 40+ men
> brb always tryna chat up the 20 yo somethin females
> brb they’re all washed up
> brb
> brb
Discuss?

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She approached with her hand extended,. I slowly stepped back. "No" she said. "I just want to shake your hand. You're amazingly gorgeous." As she walked by me she copped a biceps feel.
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10-22-2019, 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
lmfao @ "back pedal"lol nice back pedal OP
you got rekt, tuck your dick between your legs and exit the thread now
*******
you got rekt, tuck your dick between your legs and exit the thread now
*******
If I was back pedaling I would've deleted thread.
Back to the nursing home old man your 6pm bed time is coming up
10-22-2019, 06:41 AM
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#123
Originally Posted By Murchyman⏩
My gym is right next to 2 massive retirement villages so we have a couple of over 60s pretty cool guys very knowlegable

She approached with her hand extended,. I slowly stepped back. "No" she said. "I just want to shake your hand. You're amazingly gorgeous." As she walked by me she copped a biceps feel.
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10-22-2019, 07:39 AM
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10-22-2019, 07:41 AM
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Have to agree
Now i have to change my ways before i become the same
Now i have to change my ways before i become the same
10-22-2019, 07:47 AM
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Whatever. I really don't care what people think when I'm in the gym.
I do my thing, looking like a newbie, have a shower and go home.
Just stay away if you don't want me to trip and bring you down while falling.
I do my thing, looking like a newbie, have a shower and go home.
Just stay away if you don't want me to trip and bring you down while falling.
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10-22-2019, 07:51 AM
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man, woman, 40, 80, 20, idgaf, stop standing around on your phones, stop trying to talk to me and get the fukk outta the way.
10-22-2019, 07:54 AM
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I respect anyone going to the gym in order to stay healthy and improve themselves whether they know wtf they are doing or not.
However I wish more people in the older category would focus more on effective cardio and having someone teach them how to properly do compound lifts without injury because that is what is really going to help them in their life as they continue to move up in age instead of just doing seated bicep curls and the ab coaster.
However I wish more people in the older category would focus more on effective cardio and having someone teach them how to properly do compound lifts without injury because that is what is really going to help them in their life as they continue to move up in age instead of just doing seated bicep curls and the ab coaster.
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10-22-2019, 08:09 AM
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10-22-2019, 08:28 AM
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Damn, I am just happy to not be fat at my age. And I sure as fukc don't wake up at 4am....I am still awake, have not gone to sleep or if I do, I wake up and then go back to sleep. It doesn't really matter. I am awake when I need to be awake. Otherwise I am asleep or trying to be asleep.
"Gains" will not be linear. 21ish to 38ish, I was top notch. But my work was long unpredictable hours upon hours. Show up for a 24 hour ready crew, get launched to a third world country for the next month. Not be on ready crew, get called in to fly on stuff anyway. 35ish was the beginning of the downfall. Just lol if you are not even 30 making such judgement. 44 was me coming back up and back to ridiculous shape.
"Gains" will not be linear. 21ish to 38ish, I was top notch. But my work was long unpredictable hours upon hours. Show up for a 24 hour ready crew, get launched to a third world country for the next month. Not be on ready crew, get called in to fly on stuff anyway. 35ish was the beginning of the downfall. Just lol if you are not even 30 making such judgement. 44 was me coming back up and back to ridiculous shape.
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10-22-2019, 08:36 AM
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I have a lot of respect for the boomers I consistently see at the gym, but the ones who hold AARP meetings with their buddies around the benches or squat racks for an hour can fk off.
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10-22-2019, 08:42 AM
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See you at the gym OP.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
10-22-2019, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By bobbydigitaloa⏩
OP, here’s a 40 year old at 222 training with an IFBB pro brah that’s 258 lol on his way to 275. You will see him on the Olympia stage in 3 years.


Spot the difference lmaooooo
10-22-2019, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By leoric1997⏩
Impossible. 100% of the twenty somethings walk around with their earbuds in as to avoid having to actually have to communicate with anyone that's not their mom. This causes them to grunt or make other noises that are way too loud for the little weight that they are currently curling in the squat rack.there are some cool 40+ dudes in my gym but most of them are annoying as chit and start up random pointless convos with literally everyone for no reason
10-22-2019, 11:23 AM
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10-22-2019, 11:37 AM
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10-22-2019, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
How old are you OP, 40 or 20?> walk into gym just warming up
> 40+ male gym goers always acting hard
> brb just bert staring everyone younger thinking they own the gym
> brb they have no legs and only train upper body
> brb only come gym at early hours bcos old chit sleep cycle makes them wake up at 4am for no reason
> brb piss chit physique at age 40+
> brb always wear hats because bolding *******s
> brb think they’re strong but never do any compounds
> brb always have circle jerks with other 40+ men
> brb always tryna chat up the 20 yo somethin females
> brb they’re all washed up
> brb
> brb
Discuss?
> 40+ male gym goers always acting hard
> brb just bert staring everyone younger thinking they own the gym
> brb they have no legs and only train upper body
> brb only come gym at early hours bcos old chit sleep cycle makes them wake up at 4am for no reason
> brb piss chit physique at age 40+
> brb always wear hats because bolding *******s
> brb think they’re strong but never do any compounds
> brb always have circle jerks with other 40+ men
> brb always tryna chat up the 20 yo somethin females
> brb they’re all washed up
> brb
> brb
Discuss?
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10-22-2019, 11:41 AM
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10-22-2019, 11:50 AM
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OP looks like he jerks off in his cubicle to anime pron all day long then goes to the gym to shoulder press 20lb dumbells. Meanwhile the boomers are mogging you and taking all of the women your age because men your age are to fuking retarted to put down your smart phone and chat women up in real life. Just LMAO
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10-22-2019, 11:52 AM
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OP just described me to a T
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10-22-2019, 12:07 PM
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#141
Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
c o p elmfao @ "back pedal"
If I was back pedaling I would've deleted thread.
Back to the nursing home old man your 6pm bed time is coming up
If I was back pedaling I would've deleted thread.
Back to the nursing home old man your 6pm bed time is coming up
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and i am 29, pumpkin
lmao i was like lmao
10-22-2019, 12:09 PM
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10-22-2019, 12:17 PM
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OP is not wrong. Gyms should be allowed only to below 40 people. And Im 36.
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10-22-2019, 12:31 PM
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I don't think you can necessarily tie opie's list to an age....as I see all ages doing that crap! If they are over 40 now, chances are, they have just continued the poor behavior into their old age.
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10-22-2019, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By AVIK777⏩
What m8? I'm 42, own my own house and my own garage gym and> walk into gym just warming up
> 40+ male gym goers always acting hard
> brb just bert staring everyone younger thinking they own the gym
> brb they have no legs and only train upper body
> brb only come gym at early hours bcos old chit sleep cycle makes them wake up at 4am for no reason
> brb piss chit physique at age 40+
> brb always wear hats because bolding *******s
> brb think they’re strong but never do any compounds
> brb always have circle jerks with other 40+ men
> brb always tryna chat up the 20 yo somethin females
> brb they’re all washed up
> brb
> brb
Discuss?
> 40+ male gym goers always acting hard
> brb just bert staring everyone younger thinking they own the gym
> brb they have no legs and only train upper body
> brb only come gym at early hours bcos old chit sleep cycle makes them wake up at 4am for no reason
> brb piss chit physique at age 40+
> brb always wear hats because bolding *******s
> brb think they’re strong but never do any compounds
> brb always have circle jerks with other 40+ men
> brb always tryna chat up the 20 yo somethin females
> brb they’re all washed up
> brb
> brb
Discuss?
train legs twice a week
No balding here
Always hit compounds
Young chicks like older men
Only thing washed up is my ball sack after doin OP's mom
You mirin'?
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10-22-2019, 01:24 PM
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Let's do an under 40 list and see what kind of things we see. I will start.
1. Put the fkng phone away and train.
Go!
1. Put the fkng phone away and train.
Go!
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10-22-2019, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By sothrowedmex⏩
What m8? I'm 42, own my own house and my own garage gym and
train legs twice a week
No balding here
Always hit compounds
Young chicks like older men
Only thing washed up is my ball sack after doin OP's mom
You mirin'?
train legs twice a week
No balding here
Always hit compounds
Young chicks like older men
Only thing washed up is my ball sack after doin OP's mom
You mirin'?

you're getting defensive too just like all the other old timers ITT
Spoiler!
but fr you look good for 42. would never guess your age if I saw you irl
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10-22-2019, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By irollurmom⏩
you're getting defensive too just like all the other old timers ITT
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Naw i'm not getting defensive, just replying to OP to make him feel valued on here.
you're getting defensive too just like all the other old timers ITT
Spoiler!
but fr you look good for 42. would never guess your age if I saw you irl
Thanks for the low key compliment though
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10-22-2019, 01:55 PM
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10-23-2019, 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted By irollurmom⏩
you're getting defensive too just like all the other old timers ITT
Spoiler!
He's right though. I laughed when I was your age to, but boy do you ever come to find out what truth there is to this.
you're getting defensive too just like all the other old timers ITT
Spoiler!
but fr you look good for 42. would never guess your age if I saw you irl
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