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post 1590374681 10-24-2019, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted By pantiespending⏩
It’s because you have a beautiful heart op and I melt with every word you type
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post 1590387791 10-25-2019, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Frank
lmao at the results on reverse image search

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sb...37UURJwPOQuC8A
That visually similar image made me spit out my coffee lol
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post 1590389441 10-25-2019, 08:39 AM
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What's the highest girl /10 you scored with?
post 1590391051 10-25-2019, 09:07 AM
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Bro you. Look almost identical to a guy I knew in hs. He was in a punk band and short. He was outgoing af. After hs he started installing solar panels in between punk shows. His gf was cute af. I wouldn’t say you’re ugly. You have that “I don’t give a ****” look about you that some girls for some reason crave
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post 1590391581 10-25-2019, 09:15 AM
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Being outgoing goes a lot way. I'm moderately good looking but am extremely extroverted and have no problem striking up conversations and being funny, and that has gotten me laid plenty.
post 1590395491 10-25-2019, 10:21 AM
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Your gifs ****ing rock. Repped.
Location: Japan
Race: White

Here's my slay count, Incel insects. Now you can stop coping by quoting my location every time poocee is on the topic.
Asians: 100+
Whites: 40+
Hispanics: 10+
Blacks: 3
Others: 0
post 1590395971 10-25-2019, 10:28 AM
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You are actually not bad looking, bro. You make a good baldcell.
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.

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post 1590396131 10-25-2019, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
You are actually not bad looking, bro. You make a good baldcell.
better if he got that 6 pack last year. we missed him for 9+ months this year. he was definitely a top 2 miscer of 2018!
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post 1590398001 10-25-2019, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
One time about 10 years ago I went to a Halloween party without a costume. At the time I had a shaved head and was rocking a goatee. The girl throwing the party came up to me and said "You can't come in without a costume!" and proceeded to tell me I looked just like Edward Norton in American History X (I look nothing like Edward Norton). She gives a me a wife beater that some dude probably left over there after smashing and draws a swastika on my chest with permanent fukn marker, I probably shouldn't have let her but I was crossfaded to hell and it was only 7pm before most party goers had shown up and there were gonna be a ton of sloots at the party to try and hook up with so I didn't want to piss off the host. After like 10 min of walking around with the wife beater on I put my jacket back on and forgot about the whole thing.

I ended up hooking up with a chick that night that took me back to her place and we did the nasty and I stayed the night. When we were up the next morning she started to give me the ole "your never gonna talk to me again are you" schpiel and I brushed it off cause she was an absolute wildcat and I was definitely gonna hit that again and she started asking about how much the tattoo on my chest hurt when it hit me. She didn't show up to the party till after I had put my jacket back on and had no idea it was part of my costume. This mild mannered, sweet girl was perfectly ok with banging and possibly dating a literal nazi. I told her the story of what really went down and she sounded kind of relieved but in the back of my mind I know that she didn't give a chit if I was a nazi or not she just wanted the d.

Thebest part aboutthe whole story is a couple of years later she ended up marrying a black dude lol
WTF!? Why is that the best part of the story?
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033

You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.

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post 1590398361 10-25-2019, 11:04 AM
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3 questions for OP:

1) How did you find out you were unbanned after losing the self inflicted ab challenge?

2) Did you ever make it to abs or are you still fat, post proof.

3) Pic of current girl, not the hand selected best ones in OP?
445/340/545
post 1590400881 10-25-2019, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By wooosh3⏩
where do you get your confidence from ratfish?
reverse samson charisma power
Originally Posted By gore313⏩
Did you ever try fin?
there's no magic pill for insecurity. you have to slaughter it in all of its forms. need this dink to be in top form anyway
Originally Posted By FrankCostanza⏩
Bro you. Look almost identical to a guy I knew in hs. He was in a punk band and short. He was outgoing af. After hs he started installing solar panels in between punk shows. His gf was cute af. I wouldn’t say you’re ugly. You have that “I don’t give a ****” look about you that some girls for some reason crave
i probably say "oi" as much as he does too (no soccer hooligan)
Originally Posted By DCutch⏩
Being outgoing goes a lot way. I'm moderately good looking but am extremely extroverted and have no problem striking up conversations and being funny, and that has gotten me laid plenty.
nothing dries up a pussy like a quiet, awkward, school-shooter type nerdo. all miscers know how to do cheeky trolling here. it's simply a matter of applying it to meatspace.
Originally Posted By coolbones⏩
Your gifs ****ing rock. Repped.
thanks, old boyo
Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
You are actually not bad looking, bro. You make a good baldcell.
can i get a no homo. when it's cold outside and i'm wearing a hat/watch cap and i go into a bar or wherever, i always fly the bald flag immediately. a sloot once told me that i'm not bald and another dude aren't bald because we didn't hide it, but a third dude was because he always wore a hat and never hoisted the norwood colors. she was dead on.
Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
3 questions for OP:

1) How did you find out you were unbanned after losing the self inflicted ab challenge?
i was periodically reading the misc blobviously while banned
2) Did you ever make it to abs or are you still fat, post proof.
nah, i didn't. i looked gaunt and weak and i wasn't even that close really. being able to eat whatever the fukk and still slay like handsome squidward is way better
3) Pic of current girl, not the hand selected best ones in OP?
first gal is current GF. she's cool AF, can't possibly be offended, owns a home (although she purchased it at the top...haha, dummy), has a legit career making more than me. straight up dialed

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post 1590401541 10-25-2019, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
WTF!? Why is that the best part of the story?
That was a poor choice of words on my part. The most ridiculous or funny part would have been better.

It really just goes to show that this girl wasn't a nazi sympathizer or anything she just didn't give fuk
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post 1590401811 10-25-2019, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
One time about 10 years ago I went to a Halloween party without a costume. At the time I had a shaved head and was rocking a goatee. The girl throwing the party came up to me and said "You can't come in without a costume!" and proceeded to tell me I looked just like Edward Norton in American History X (I look nothing like Edward Norton). She gives a me a wife beater that some dude probably left over there after smashing and draws a swastika on my chest with permanent fukn marker, I probably shouldn't have let her but I was crossfaded to hell and it was only 7pm before most party goers had shown up and there were gonna be a ton of sloots at the party to try and hook up with so I didn't want to piss off the host. After like 10 min of walking around with the wife beater on I put my jacket back on and forgot about the whole thing.

I ended up hooking up with a chick that night that took me back to her place and we did the nasty and I stayed the night. When we were up the next morning she started to give me the ole "your never gonna talk to me again are you" schpiel and I brushed it off cause she was an absolute wildcat and I was definitely gonna hit that again and she started asking about how much the tattoo on my chest hurt when it hit me. She didn't show up to the party till after I had put my jacket back on and had no idea it was part of my costume. This mild mannered, sweet girl was perfectly ok with banging and possibly dating a literal nazi. I told her the story of what really went down and she sounded kind of relieved but in the back of my mind I know that she didn't give a chit if I was a nazi or not she just wanted the d.

The best part about the whole story is a couple of years later she ended up marrying a black dude lol
lol bro that's amazing.
post 1590403561 10-25-2019, 12:23 PM
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What the hell does dialed mean?
post 1590403691 10-25-2019, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
What the hell does dialed mean?
pretty undialed question to be asking dedsrs
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post 1590403801 10-25-2019, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
What the hell does dialed mean?
Maybe its the new way of saying she's been fingered and turned around. Like you would those old phones. Stick your finger in the number hole & turn it all the way around.
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post 1590403971 10-25-2019, 12:28 PM
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I’ll run into ratfish at a portland bar someday

Oops shouldn’t say run, I mean I’ll LISS into him at a bar
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post 1590404931 10-25-2019, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
I’ll run into ratfish at a portland bar someday

Oops shouldn’t say run, I mean I’ll LISS into him at a bar
post a real pic, boyski

i bet i've seen you
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
Yeah, I usually completely turn them on or completely off. Couldn't care less if they like me or not; just wanna have fun and troll everyone

The certainty is that they're not meeting other dudes like me often, if at all
Bingo. Salute to you, Jedi knight.
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Originally Posted By umadbroski⏩
op looking like imothep.

I used to think that actor was jacked when I was a kid.
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