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post 1591806401 11-17-2019, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted By FrankCostanza
fool you’re well off. Get a dna test. You may be just the richest cuck she’s ****ed recently.
Valid concern.

She may have scrolled through her rotation and looked for the most loaded guy to pin it on. Stay safe, Nonsense
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post 1591806491 11-17-2019, 10:23 PM
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Lettuce have a moment of silence for the fallen
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post 1591806631 11-17-2019, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Johnez
One of my dumfuk co-workers was in that pickle.Tried to convince wife of bringing illegitimate love child into the family.Went over as expected. I suggest you don't go this route.
Ba hahahahahaha!

That must have been a fun conversation, what a tard.
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post 1591806711 11-17-2019, 10:30 PM
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I am not sure if I beleaf.
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post 1591806881 11-17-2019, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916
Welp the day has come, just got a text from a girl a couple hours ago and she’s claiming she’s pregnant by me. Life in shambles right now, I have a gf and don’t know what to do. I don’t believe in abortion either. Please help guys.
No Srs tag no belief! Also, try fisting yourself..... I hear it helps
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post 1591807421 11-17-2019, 10:50 PM
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If this is true, then at least electric car manufacturers have some solid evidence that they don't cause sterility.
post 1591807561 11-17-2019, 10:53 PM
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Is the 916 in your name like the area code? If so then this just sounds like another day in Sacramento
post 1591807641 11-17-2019, 10:55 PM
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I'm sure OP is 100% telling the truth and isn't lying.
post 1591807971 11-17-2019, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport
Valid concern.

She may have scrolled through her rotation and looked for themost loaded guy to pin it on.Stay safe, Nonsense
Lmao

Guess the other dudes must be legit homeless
post 1591807981 11-17-2019, 11:10 PM
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Pretty obvious troll thread. How are people like this not red.
post 1591808051 11-17-2019, 11:12 PM
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When they perform autopsies, do they check if the woman is pregnant as a way to rule out that motive?
post 1591808111 11-17-2019, 11:14 PM
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best start believing in them...



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post 1591808171 11-17-2019, 11:16 PM
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Explain to her the leg genetics her unborn son is going to inherit.
post 1591808181 11-17-2019, 11:17 PM
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Tour?

Like military? If so, congrats! Literally everyone cheats in the military. Disgusting, untrustworthy culture. Well, at least in the Navy.
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post 1591808341 11-17-2019, 11:27 PM
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post 1591808751 11-17-2019, 11:44 PM
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Just cos she says she's pregnant doesn't mean she is.

And even if she is pregnant, doesn't mean it's yours.

True story, guy I dated very briefly a few years back, his ex-wife got upset when she found out he'd moved on and told him she was pregnant..... He tried to do the right thing, which of course meant dumping me.

Well six months later the baby came out, black. He was white.

So don't panic just yet, just be civil and if it turns out she really is pregnant then work out what to do then, it may not even be yours.

But for gods sake if you care about your girlfriend then don't ever cheat on her again.
post 1591809021 11-17-2019, 11:52 PM
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The day has come brother

Good night sweet prince

I actually got a girl pregnant too this week - my actual gf *******
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post 1591809251 11-18-2019, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
Explain to her the leg genetics her unborn son is going to inherit.
Serious ethical question right here

Is the kid better off not being born

Or condemned to a life of high heels

Would it wish it had never been born?
post 1591809361 11-18-2019, 12:05 AM
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Fuk yourself you pathetic idiot
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post 1591809471 11-18-2019, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Caldef
Well six months later the baby came out, black. He was white.
Riveting tale m8
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1591809661 11-18-2019, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted By MyBaddBrah
It's a lie. I've been here before a few times.
This. Ive had at least 4 girls tell me they were pregnant. They werent.

PS get a paternity test
post 1591811601 11-18-2019, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee
This. Ive had at least 4 girls tell me they were pregnant. They werent.

PS get a paternity test
I bet your face was red.
post 1591811911 11-18-2019, 01:49 AM
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Not sure if roll bread or aware thread
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post 1591812261 11-18-2019, 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Rojoh
Pretty obvious troll thread. How are people like this not red.
Troll post > your pathetic contribution m7+1.
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post 1591812271 11-18-2019, 02:06 AM
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Tell her:
Impossible, I've had a vasectomy.

Srs

She will lose the bull****
post 1591812511 11-18-2019, 02:20 AM
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Inb4 op deletes the thread like the stumpy-legged little b1tch that he is
post 1591812631 11-18-2019, 02:29 AM
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Didn't I call this in another thread?

also strong cheating on gf, deserve it *******
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post 1591831031 11-18-2019, 10:47 AM
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Goddamn, they got Nonsense916?

This breaks my heart (srs)
post 1591831621 11-18-2019, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By UknowWho11
The day has come brother

Good night sweet prince

I actually got a girl pregnant too this week - my actual gf *******
what makes you sure it's yours?
post 1591831741 11-18-2019, 10:55 AM
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Do the rite thing and get the kid hooked up with some baby Chelsea boots. Complete slayin machine. Name him Richie for reps.
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