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Thread: Tours over,got girl pregnant not sure how to tell my GF

post 1591831761 11-18-2019, 10:55 AM
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Gotta let it burn... Let it burnnnnn.... Let it burnnnnnn


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You hate the thought of her with a cock from somebody else
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post 1591831801 11-18-2019, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
Explain to her the leg genetics her unborn son is going to inherit.
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post 1591831901 11-18-2019, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
One of my dumfuk co-workers was in that pickle. Tried to convince wife of bringing illegitimate love child into the family. Went over as expected. I suggest you don't go this route.
LMFAO that is the funniest thing I've heard in a hot minute.

I'd never be retarded enough to get myself into that situation but I can only imagine how that convo would go down with my wife. No way I'd ever be able to go to sleep with her in the house again. I legit think she'd murder me
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post 1591832191 11-18-2019, 11:00 AM
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post 1591832251 11-18-2019, 11:01 AM
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It’s usually a lie. I would buy an at home pregnancy test and have her take it right in front of you. If she bails. It’s a lie.
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post 1591832461 11-18-2019, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
Valid concern.

She may have scrolled through her rotation and looked for the most loaded guy to pin it on. Stay safe, Nonsense
I can't believe there are women out there that willfully do this.



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post 1591832621 11-18-2019, 11:07 AM
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LOL you’re such an insufferable little *******
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post 1591832801 11-18-2019, 11:10 AM
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post 1591833741 11-18-2019, 11:32 AM
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post 1591833861 11-18-2019, 11:33 AM
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post 1591833911 11-18-2019, 11:34 AM
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post 1591834791 11-18-2019, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Myron piss stained white hi tops. Strong upgrade from the Robin Hood booties.
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post 1591834941 11-18-2019, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
Myron piss stained white hi tops. Strong upgrade from the Robin Hood booties.
Rich has been given him some solid tips.
post 1591835181 11-18-2019, 11:54 AM
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Time to start believing or make her take a paternity test before you start paying for it
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post 1591835211 11-18-2019, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
LMFAO that is the funniest thing I've heard in a hot minute.

I'd never be retarded enough to get myself into that situation but I can only imagine how that convo would go down with my wife. No way I'd ever be able to go to sleep with her in the house again. I legit think she'd murder me
I honestly would not even go home. I'd probably go home before she got home, get all my **** and go AWOL. Never have that conversation face to face lol.
post 1591835471 11-18-2019, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Droopdx⏩
Time to trade in that Tesla for a mini van
Lol
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post 1591835711 11-18-2019, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Caldef⏩
Just cos she says she's pregnant doesn't mean she is.

And even if she is pregnant, doesn't mean it's yours.

True story, guy I dated very briefly a few years back, his ex-wife got upset when she found out he'd moved on and told him she was pregnant..... He tried to do the right thing, which of course meant dumping me.

Well six months later the baby came out, black. He was white.

So don't panic just yet, just be civil and if it turns out she really is pregnant then work out what to do then, it may not even be yours.

But for gods sake if you care about your girlfriend then don't ever cheat on her again.
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post 1591835851 11-18-2019, 12:04 PM
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When the baby is born shove him/her right up your girl's vag when she is sleeping
post 1591836021 11-18-2019, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By jiujitsubro⏩
It’s usually a lie. I would buy an at home pregnancy test and have her take it right in front of you. If she bails. It’s a lie.
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post 1591836151 11-18-2019, 12:10 PM
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Hello,

I would like to be the first to congratulate you on the new addition to your world. Being blessed with one of God's children can not only be life-changing but also very rewarding. As we know, many children that are raised in broken homes can be challenged with behaviors and personality traits that they otherwise may not have in a home that contains the mother an father. I trust you will do build a fruitful relationship with the party involved to ensure the child receives the best possible start is his/her life.

With a stated income of over $250,000 annually, you'll want to avoid "buying" the children's love but instead give your time to both child and mom. A positive aspect in this scenario that will make this transition into your new life quite easy is the assets you have set aside which can be used to help the mother and your future wife cover medical bills as well as free you up during the classes you'll attend with your midwife and getting that new nursery painted and in order.

Again, my family and I are quite pleased to hear your news. This is the first day of the rest of your new lives.

Regards.
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post 1591836171 11-18-2019, 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Welp the day has come, just got a text from a girl a couple hours ago and she’s claiming she’s pregnant by me. Life in shambles right now, I have a gf and don’t know what to do. I don’t believe in abortion either. Please help guys.
Did you play your girlfriend dirty,with this girl? If you did,,then there are gonna be alot of levels of hurt your girlfriend is going to go through..
post 1591836451 11-18-2019, 12:14 PM
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post 1591836581 11-18-2019, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By SwimToTheMoon⏩
When the baby is born shove him/her right up your girl's vag when she is sleeping
I read everything in this thread, and this answer is probably the best option.
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post 1591836891 11-18-2019, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
This is what I’m thinking

And if it’s true, and op isn’t natty, then he was probably shooting blanks
And it’s not his or she is lying
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post 1591837191 11-18-2019, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
One of my dumfuk co-workers was in that pickle. Tried to convince wife of bringing illegitimate love child into the family. Went over as expected. I suggest you don't go this route.
I have to award two points for style, tho.
Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
post 1591837251 11-18-2019, 12:25 PM
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Better start believing
post 1591837331 11-18-2019, 12:26 PM
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Just put this on and stare directly into her eyes without saying a word until the song ends.


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Inafter all the hateful and jelly miscers. OP is the real deal.
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