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12-03-2019, 02:49 PM
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12-03-2019, 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
I know right. Who let all these gorgeous women in here? Yucky!Lived in Florida my whole life.
It fuking sucks here, but it's full of sloots.
It fuking sucks here, but it's full of sloots.
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12-03-2019, 02:53 PM
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12-03-2019, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
This is every dude ive ever met from Florida. You have zero clue what you have because you havent had to scrape ice off your windshield in weather so cold you can feel your dik freezing in your pants. Then you call your friends but no one wants to do anything cause its so ****ty out.Lived in Florida my whole life.
It fuking sucks here, but it's full of sloots.
It fuking sucks here, but it's full of sloots.
12-03-2019, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
^^^^^^^^^^^^^WIZARD^^^^^^^^^^^^Lived in Florida my whole life.
It fuking sucks here, but it's full of sloots.
It fuking sucks here, but it's full of sloots.
You only think that because you've lived there your whole life or you live in Miami.
If you think Florida is bad you'd neck yourself within weeks in most other states
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12-03-2019, 03:18 PM
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lived in florida, south georgia (basically same as florida), new england, hawaii.. then california and washington seattle metro area for a short time.
Only negatives with florida are the heat/humidity, mosquitoes and house insurance. and no mountains if you like that. It beats other states in a ton of categories though, cost of living, winter weather, gun laws, beaches/water, things to do. If you only lived there you probably think people are *******s there but new englanders are real *******s
Only negatives with florida are the heat/humidity, mosquitoes and house insurance. and no mountains if you like that. It beats other states in a ton of categories though, cost of living, winter weather, gun laws, beaches/water, things to do. If you only lived there you probably think people are *******s there but new englanders are real *******s
12-03-2019, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
239 crew. Naples a month a year. Will be 12 months in 2 years!You're in Naples?
I mean I'm not surprised, the entire place is full of retired old hags like yourself.
Brb walk into Dunkin' Donuts. Brb steamrolled by an old saggy white lady pushing herself in front of you to order her pre-frozen bacon sammich. Brb she's mogging you for being the only young person in town.
I mean I'm not surprised, the entire place is full of retired old hags like yourself.
Brb walk into Dunkin' Donuts. Brb steamrolled by an old saggy white lady pushing herself in front of you to order her pre-frozen bacon sammich. Brb she's mogging you for being the only young person in town.
No foot of snow and having your snowblower piss out because of a clogged carburetor. Check
No freezing cold weather with 40 mph winds. Check
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No freezing ocean.
What's not to love? No hills, old people and no changes of seasons. Done 50 years of that.
12-03-2019, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
Fkn lmao...nice trolling brah239 crew. Naples a month a year. Will be 12 months in 2 years!
No foot of snow and having your snowblower piss out because of a clogged carburetor. Check
No freezing cold weather with 40 mph winds. Check
Vote Republican, holy trinity of governor and 2 senators. Check
Pay raise as in no state income tax. Check
Hot chicks because they wear shorts year round Check.
$35 sub 3 hour rounds of golf in the summer Check
No freezing ocean.
What's not to love? No hills,old peopleand no changes of seasons. Done 50 years of that.
No foot of snow and having your snowblower piss out because of a clogged carburetor. Check
No freezing cold weather with 40 mph winds. Check
Vote Republican, holy trinity of governor and 2 senators. Check
Pay raise as in no state income tax. Check
Hot chicks because they wear shorts year round Check.
$35 sub 3 hour rounds of golf in the summer Check
No freezing ocean.
What's not to love? No hills,old peopleand no changes of seasons. Done 50 years of that.
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12-03-2019, 04:04 PM
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12-03-2019, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
Gotdam...a sandcel w/ taste! I like uForgot drinking Busch Light at the beach. LMAO
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12-03-2019, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Different strokes.This is every dude ive ever met from Florida. You have zero clue what you have because you havent had to scrape ice off your windshield in weather so cold you can feel your dik freezing in your pants. Then you call your friends but no one wants to do anything cause its so ****ty out.
I'll take a few cold months and a couple weeks of freezing my dik off over 11 months of not wanting to EVER go outside because it'stoofuking hot. In Florida, I am the friend that doesn't want to do anything because it's so shi**y out.
The heat and humidity is just not my cup of tea. Fuking love the 3 days a year I get when I can wear a hoodie, or long sleeve shirt.
The heat is ok on a visit to the beach, and it's convenient that I can hit up either coast within an hour of where I live, but it's unbearable otherwise.
Brb it's December and my AC is still running because it's fuking 80 outside.
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12-03-2019, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Bro I’m in NH and about to move to FL and we just got gassed with probably two feet of snow in three days. You don’t want that at all.Different strokes.
I'll take a few cold months and a couple weeks of freezing my dik off over 11 months of not wanting to EVER go outside because it'stoofuking hot. In Florida, I am the friend that doesn't want to do anything because it's so shi**y out.
The heat and humidity is just not my cup of tea. Fuking love the 3 days a year I get when I can wear a hoodie, or long sleeve shirt.
The heat is ok on a visit to the beach, and it's convenient that I can hit up either coast within an hour of where I live, but it's unbearable otherwise.
Brb it's December and my AC is still running because it's fuking 80 outside.
I'll take a few cold months and a couple weeks of freezing my dik off over 11 months of not wanting to EVER go outside because it'stoofuking hot. In Florida, I am the friend that doesn't want to do anything because it's so shi**y out.
The heat and humidity is just not my cup of tea. Fuking love the 3 days a year I get when I can wear a hoodie, or long sleeve shirt.
The heat is ok on a visit to the beach, and it's convenient that I can hit up either coast within an hour of where I live, but it's unbearable otherwise.
Brb it's December and my AC is still running because it's fuking 80 outside.
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12-04-2019, 08:49 AM
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12-17-2019, 01:25 PM
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just LOL if you dont have palm trees to put Christmas lights on like we do here in Florida
take another L you ColdCels
BTW it was in the mid 80s today


take another L you ColdCels
BTW it was in the mid 80s today


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12-17-2019, 01:29 PM
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Shut that cock holster you call a mouth OP before i cross country ski the fuk down there and add some culture to that god foresaken state! Christmas lights on Palm trees is fkn pthetic and pisses me off!
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12-17-2019, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
I had to break out the carhartt and thermal underwear. The high here today is 40. I think I may freeze to death. This is the coldest winter we've had in years. Normally it doesn't get this cold til the middle of Januaryjust LOL if you dont have palm trees to put Christmas lights on like we do here in Florida
take another L you ColdCels
BTW it was in the mid 80s today
take another L you ColdCels
BTW it was in the mid 80s today
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12-17-2019, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By PumkinPie⏩
snow on carColdcels shoveling your driveways yet? just lol
heated engine blocks
start car to warm up prior to driving
heated seat & steering wheels
just LOL
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12-17-2019, 01:50 PM
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12-23-2019, 12:20 PM
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12-23-2019, 12:23 PM
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Been rainy and gloomy for 2 days and I'm already bummed. Absolutely amazed at Northcels ability to take whatever weather they're given and pretend to like it. Basically whipped puppies.
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12-23-2019, 12:55 PM
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12-23-2019, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
weather has been disgusting the last 42 hoursBeen rainy and gloomy for 2 days and I'm already bummed. Absolutely amazed at Northcels ability to take whatever weather they're given and pretend to like it. Basically whipped puppies.
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12-23-2019, 01:10 PM
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50 degrees and beautiful up here last 2 days. Absolutely gorgeous! Lol at swampcels!!!!!!
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12-23-2019, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
will be back in my bikini by Thursday50 degrees and beautiful up here last 2 days. Absolutely gorgeous! Lol at swampcels!!!!!!
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12-23-2019, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
Will be styling my pea coat and uggs with nice cashmere scarf looking fly. Enjoy ur sweaty pits, athletes foot and stained cargos this christmas! Fkn lmfao!will be back in my bikini by Thursday
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12-23-2019, 01:27 PM
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florida crew
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goat state
can confirm
goat state
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12-23-2019, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
Fukkin lol. I would die just seeing that all over.just LOL if you dont have palm trees to put Christmas lights on like we do here in Florida
take another L you ColdCels
BTW it was in the mid 80s today


take another L you ColdCels
BTW it was in the mid 80s today


Florida cells laughing at cold cells, but Cali brahs with the last laugh. No fookon hurricanes nor dat fukkin humidity.
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12-23-2019, 01:47 PM
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Florida is great some sketchy ass people here tho.
Who else from fl want to retire in the smokey mountains?
Who else from fl want to retire in the smokey mountains?
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