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post 1593186911 12-09-2019, 06:07 AM
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post 1593187851 12-09-2019, 06:33 AM
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post 1593189941 12-09-2019, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket⏩
Why does her bio say she's 22 with 1 kid

Then later she messages and says she's 26 with 2 kids?

She's just one big fat lie. Ask her if the reason she's acting this way is because life is pulling her down or if its gravity?
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post 1593194911 12-09-2019, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket⏩
Why does her bio say she's 22 with 1 kid

Then later she messages and says she's 26 with 2 kids?

She's just one big fat lie. Ask her if the reason she's acting this way is because life is pulling her down or if its gravity?
I noticed this too first pic I took the day before, I visited her profile again after she replied to my original message. She changed a bunch of info, deleted some pics, changed her age.. just lmao.


I don’t trust not one hoe. If she can confidently ask for this and we all know she’s getting tons of messages, just imagine the foul chit 5’s, 7’s and 9’s are doing yet pretending to be princesses.

Play the game or get played boys
post 1593195781 12-09-2019, 09:13 AM
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You wanna know the funniest f*cking thing? Single mom's on dating apps are some of the most difficult chicks to hookup with. 100% srs. Having a kid lowers your dating "value," but for some reason these girls think it increases your value tenfold or something. They're so got dam stuck up and difficult it's unbelievable.
post 1593197991 12-09-2019, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted By alain⏩
Thirsty men are going to destroy the western world
This is the real problem, not women.
post 1593198321 12-09-2019, 09:58 AM
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The pathetic thing is that there are a million guys out there that would gladly support her fat ass and a kid that's not even theirs
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post 1593200961 12-09-2019, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Techriding101⏩
filter everything but Caucasian. Ghetto rats will claim to be anything but 'black' but you can tell they all stink just by looking at them.
Wow...
post 1593201051 12-09-2019, 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted By colormeconfused⏩
You wanna know the funniest f*cking thing? Single mom's on dating apps are some of the most difficult chicks to hookup with. 100% srs. Having a kid lowers your dating "value," but for some reason these girls think it increases your value tenfold or something. They're so got dam stuck up and difficult it's unbelievable.
Single dads too. So many on the apps...
post 1593202211 12-09-2019, 10:57 AM
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Did you send a cheeky reply yet? The wait is fukking killing me!
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post 1593203281 12-09-2019, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By colormeconfused⏩
You wanna know the funniest f*cking thing? Single mom's on dating apps are some of the most difficult chicks to hookup with. 100% srs. Having a kid lowers your dating "value," but for some reason these girls think it increases your value tenfold or something. They're so got dam stuck up and difficult it's unbelievable.
Honestly its the other way for me. If they see you as a potential partner and you pull back a little, they will do anything you want them to srs. Thats why i dont get involded with any girl with a kid anymore, because i dont want to take advantage of them.

Which makes them go even crazier srs
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post 1593203651 12-09-2019, 11:17 AM
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I recently ran into an old fwb who has two kids. She told me she is engaged to a doctor she met off match.com. I lol'd so hard because I'm thinking "you mean even a doctor cant even do better than a woman with two kids from online dating?"
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post 1593205251 12-09-2019, 11:40 AM
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This is hilarious. Making all sorts of demands yet brings nothing to the table besides some massive baggage. Sigh.... there are enough losers that would take her up on that offer. What can she possibly expect other than weird sketch bags and potential sexual predators?
post 1593205491 12-09-2019, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
Savage as fuk.
I dont honestly mean it, sense of humor is similar to my brother.....who is more savage than I'll ever be. One of his friends said I was like a mini-me of him.
Originally Posted By Basiliskboy⏩
I noticed this too first pic I took the day before, I visited her profile again after she replied to my original message. She changed a bunch of info, deleted some pics, changed her age.. just lmao.


I don’t trust not one hoe. If she can confidently ask for this and we all know she’s getting tons of messages, just imagine the foul chit 5’s, 7’s and 9’s are doing yet pretending to be princesses.

Play the game or get played boys
I dont get lying and changing the profile--truth will come out some day and it's just going to be as explosive as her chits when it does.

I do get a sense that some people today have a sense of entitlement in deserving a certain standard without actually putting in any effort/having any qualities on their part. Not only in dating, but life style, jobs, respect too. It's like they take self reflection out of the equation and only see what they think should be standard or given.

It is crazy she's demanding this, but at the end of the day--with the info we have she seems pretty low quality (lying, irresponsible, entitled, shallow), and anyone who goes after her would be low quality themselves (low self-worth, low-standards, desperation). If two low quality people find each other, what does it matter to you? You won't be settling down with her.
Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Honestly its the other way for me. If they see you as a potential partner and you pull back a little, they will do anything you want them to srs. Thats why i dont get involded with any girl with a kid anymore, because i dont want to take advantage of them.

Which makes them go even crazier srs
I wonder if this has anything to do with how attractive you are and being seen as a higher quality prize to lock down....hmmmm.....
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post 1593206561 12-09-2019, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By microsuede⏩
I recently ran into an old fwb who has two kids. She told me she is engaged to a doctor she met off match.com. I lol'd so hard because I'm thinking "you mean even a doctor cant even do better than a woman with two kids from online dating?"
Your avg. Dude does so much for poosy its unbelievable, so i do not find that hard to believe.

Though i guess we dont know for sure if hes a doc.

They buy into the narrative women push on them about how special it is
post 1593206611 12-09-2019, 11:56 AM
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Single moms shouldn’t be allowed on dating apps for the sake of the kid. Bishes should be at home taking care of the kid who doesn’t have a dad instead of going out on dates slooting like she’s a single college sloot
post 1593207171 12-09-2019, 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted By quadfecta⏩
Single moms shouldn’t be allowed on dating apps for the sake of the kid. Bishes should be at home taking care of the kid who doesn’t have a dad instead of going out on dates slooting like she’s a single college sloot
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post 1593207241 12-09-2019, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By microsuede⏩
I recently ran into an old fwb who has two kids. She told me she is engaged to a doctor she met off match.com. I lol'd so hard because I'm thinking "you mean even a doctor cant even do better than a woman with two kids from online dating?"
Is it depressing or funny when an old FWB who once swallowed your load behind a burger king dumpster somehow landed an 8/10 rich white Chod?

Asking for me.
post 1593208491 12-09-2019, 12:17 PM
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post 1593211931 12-09-2019, 01:07 PM
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It's a numbers game. You're bound to find some crazies but i have succeeded using those apps plenty of times. If you aren't autistic, its fairly simple.
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post 1593220731 12-09-2019, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
It's a numbers game. You're bound to find some crazies but i have succeeded using those apps plenty of times. If you aren't autistic, its fairly simple.
What if you are autistic? Asking for me.
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Originally Posted By microsuede⏩
I recently ran into an old fwb who has two kids. She told me she is engaged to a doctor she met off match.com. I lol'd so hard because I'm thinking "you mean even a doctor cant even do better than a woman with two kids from online dating?"
loool Bruh. This is when i know were in the endgame. Doctors simping out here aswell. WTF . I swear some of us bring it on ourselves, this type of bull**** confirms it. What a time to be alive. Stay vigilante brothers. Theres top 20% on the misc DO NOT SETTLE FOR SINGLE MOMS. ffs
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matched with a chick with a one month old not long ago. get your **** straightened out bitch's
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I’m honestly done with online dating until I get a legit photo shoot level photos of me doing cool chit. Just a bunch of poverty iPhone selfies at the moment.

I just come back to these apps for laughs like this one
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Originally Posted By colormeconfused⏩
You wanna know the funniest f*cking thing? Single mom's on dating apps are some of the most difficult chicks to hookup with. 100% srs. Having a kid lowers your dating "value," but for some reason these girls think it increases your value tenfold or something. They're so got dam stuck up and difficult it's unbelievable.
This it's like they are some incredible person for being a single mom. Like they are the strongest person in the world
****ing lol
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Originally Posted By sandman2019⏩
This it's like they are some incredible person for being a single mom. Like they are the strongest person in the world
****ing lol
It takes a REAL MAN to STEP UP and date strong strong single mothers. If you choose not to, you obviously aren't a real man.
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